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      07-22-2016, 09:21 PM   #10011
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      07-22-2016, 09:25 PM   #10012
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
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      07-22-2016, 09:32 PM   #10013
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
Lesbians are all mixed up anyways. Stap ons? A fake wiener? Eat each other out? Everybody has a tongue. Okay so they got boobs, big whoop, so does Caitlyn Jenner and even shes a dude.


I'll be Mr. Bimmette for a while. You're on the east coast still right?
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      07-22-2016, 09:35 PM   #10014
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Lesbians are all mixed up anyways. Stap ons? A fake wiener? Eat each other out? Everybody has a tongue. Okay so they got boobs, big whoop, so does Caitlyn Jenner and even shes a dude.


I'll be Mr. Bimmette for a while. You're on the east coast still right?
Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
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      07-22-2016, 09:41 PM   #10015
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
Cool. thought we lost you.
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      07-22-2016, 10:20 PM   #10016
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Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
You live in Canada. You can't say which coast is better than the other.
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      07-22-2016, 10:21 PM   #10017
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Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
You live in Canada. You can't say which coast is better than the other.
Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
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      07-22-2016, 10:42 PM   #10018
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Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
I never hear Canadians talking about west coast versus east coast. All I ever hear is them saying "eh" after everything.

TGIF, eh?
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      07-22-2016, 10:44 PM   #10019
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Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
I never hear Canadians talking about west coast versus east coast. All I ever hear is them saying "eh" after everything.

TGIF, eh?
We very much have a west vs. east thing going on in Canada too. Mostly it's Vancouver vs Toronto but it's no competition. Vancouver is the best, most beautiful city in our country.
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      07-23-2016, 12:01 AM   #10020
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We very much have a west vs. east thing going on in Canada too. Mostly it's Vancouver vs Toronto but it's no competition. Vancouver is the best, most beautiful city in our country.
I don't doubt it. Vij's restaurant in Vancouver remains to be the best Indian restaurant I've ever been to. Their lamb curry is absolutely phenomenal and I haven't had better. Long waits though, but worth it!
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      07-23-2016, 09:05 AM   #10021
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There was a group of angry Canadian geese protesting by blocking the boulevard on my way to work yesterday morning. First BLM now the damn Canadians. When will everyone just get along?
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      07-23-2016, 09:17 AM   #10022
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      07-23-2016, 09:35 AM   #10023
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Ladies, if you had a friend named Pooja, what nickname would you give her?

I mean "P" or "Poo" don't really cut it.....
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      07-23-2016, 09:52 AM   #10024
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Ladies, if you had a friend named Pooja, what nickname would you give her?

I mean "P" or "Poo" don't really cut it.....
Poo"h" Bear
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      07-23-2016, 09:54 AM   #10025
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fair enough... has a ring to it.
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      07-23-2016, 02:47 PM   #10026
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fair enough... has a ring to it.
Go with Gerald. Or John. Maybe even a Gertrude.

Anything that has nothing to do with his real name.
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      07-23-2016, 02:56 PM   #10027
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Call her Ja
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      07-23-2016, 03:18 PM   #10028
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Call her Ja
Write her song. Her name rhymes with "hoohah" and "boo yah". How many times you going to get chance?
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      07-23-2016, 04:07 PM   #10029
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Okay, this is a serious question...

Sex without condoms is natural. A few chicks I've been with in the past had IUDs so we had sex w/o condoms. They all said they enjoy it much more because it's natural and feels right...even said they enjoy the male orgasm part deep inside, if you know what I mean

So...

Do women enjoy getting filled up after sex? (Assuming she knows the dude and she allows him to)
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      07-23-2016, 04:13 PM   #10030
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So girls like being finger popped in their buttholes
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      07-23-2016, 04:15 PM   #10031
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      07-23-2016, 04:24 PM   #10032
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HAH!! Already died years ago

*awkward moment*

#dead

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