Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Is this one of those math riddles?

Next we will need to know reaction time of the security guard, how fast he can dial a phone, where does the security guard live, does he have a desire to fly a plane and if you paddle upstream and the wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

Um..... I don't know. I've never held his hand. I'll report back.

Oh how I wish this conversation was being held in person, at a bar, with all participants currently active. The synapses are firing on all cylinders. So much to say to this, but not trying to mean, it's all just jokes....but could be misconstrued.

I'll behave....for now.

I learned something new today. When Sara is absent for any length of time, this means the good stories are about to drop. Kinda like how when the leaves flip upside down and it rains after.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Next we will need to know reaction time of the security guard, how fast he can dial a phone, where does the security guard live, does he have a desire to fly a plane and if you paddle upstream and wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?

Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

I will say, surgeon from a couple months ago had regular man hands for someone 6’0” if that counts.

See, that's a problem. At 6' a man should have ping pong paddles for hands. I'm 5' 10" and can wrap my fingers completely around a neck.....twice.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?

The Security Guard!

(I totally read this in Rod Serlings voice.)

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

Stay tuned for what is on my calendar for this upcoming Wednesday at 20:15

That's a very specific time. Intrigued.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

See, that's a problem. At 6' a man should have ping pong paddles for hands. I'm 5' 10" and can wrap my fingers completely around a neck.....twice.

I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?

Maybe he’s talking about a dude. 🌈

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by King Rudi;

Oh how I wish this conversation was being held in person, at a bar, with all participants currently active.

I envision Sara sitting on the edge of a bar, legs crossed with all the Off-topic members circled around her listening intently for what happened next

[ryan stewart]

I can honestly say I have no clue what is going on.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?

Obviously the first. I'll have no part of powerlifter women. I made a rule when I was 16 to never date a girl who can kick my ass.

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Maybe he’s talking about a dude. ��

Negative, not that there is anything wrong with that. I would say your mum, but I can't get my hands around her neck, that's what the collar is for.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by Sara

, but I also love getting dolled up. So, why not?

Funny, living near NYC all my life we had tons of nice clothes to go out. Now being in Florida for 6 years, I dont even want to wear Jeans b/c I feel "stuffy" and my wife has bags, shoes, dresses that will probably never see sunlight again

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sara

Stay tuned for what is on my calendar for this upcoming Wednesday at 20:15

Why do I have a strange feeling that the lead story on next Thursday's morning news is going to be about the Coast Guard and Navy searching the Gulf of Mexico for two people who ejected from a jet fighter?????

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Y’all be good. I’m going to CVS to get microchipped now.

Oh, good luck. I got so sick from both shots, I almost had to go to the ER, both times. Never again for me. I’ll take my chances with the virus, for now on.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Right? I refuse to wear jeans to any social event/gathering. Worst case scenario, I’m best dressed. I went to Tchoup Yard in April and was wearing an Elizabeth and James dress whereas everyone was else in t shirts.

I stopped wearing jeans, like 5 years ago. With today’s high performance fabrics and inexpensive pants, that look good, from Costco, I just couldn’t see wearing jeans anymore. Jeans just feel really old fashion to me. Mostly, I wear mountaineering pants from Fjallraven. They aren’t cheap. But, they look cool, they are different, which I like. And, they will last forever. They’ll suit me well when I go to Mount Everest Base Camp next year.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Haha, no worries there. The fighter jets are only one seaters.

Oh no, a lot are two seaters.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, a lot are. The ones here are one seaters. Trust me, I asked for rides lol.

I gotta Tesla Plaid you can ride in. It has drag strip mode. 0-60 in 1.99.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Obviously the first. I'll have no part of powerlifter women. I made a rule when I was 16 to never date a girl who can kick my ass.

The powerlifter I get, I've seen some at the gym where it looks a bit gross, but as far as dating a martial artist... you need to experience it.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?

Wait a minute...you are saying both are going to run a train as it pertains to Sara? Just want to get this straight as to what you are saying here...

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Wait a minute...you are saying both are going to run a train as it pertains to Sara? Just want to get this straight as to what you are saying here...

Well according to the riddle...

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by Sara

Y’all be good. I’m going to CVS to get microchipped now.

Post up your serial number so we can check on your safety after every weekend

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

Haha, no worries there. The fighter jets are only one seaters.

.......and???