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      06-30-2015, 07:17 PM   #9747
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Jealous of those Valentinos. Classic.
Girl they are so incredibly comfortable too!
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Jealous of those Valentinos. Classic.
Girl they are so incredibly comfortable too!
Seriously? Never tried on Valentinos.
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Seriously? Never tried on Valentinos.
Yeah. I received those black ones as a Christmas gift last year and I was surprised how easy they are to walk in and wear for a 9hr work day. I'm working on owning them in every color now lol.
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      06-30-2015, 08:33 PM   #9750
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I'll just leave this here for ALL the bacon lovers...

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SEC #1? #2? schools mentioned is more like #7-10 in SEC



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I'm sorry, did you say something? Couldn't hear you over my TIGAH!!
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LES is more!!!!!
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and your schooling would be from...........
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USC baby!!! Home of Hootie and the best tailgaters in the SEC!!
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Today's cure. 6 inches.
wow
How do you drive with 6" heels? My wife exclusively got a flat PUMA shoes which has similar sole as racing shoes just for driving pleasure.
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SEC #1? #2? schools mentioned is more like #7-10 in SEC
Well played - everybody is chasing them next year (or 2)...
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Yes - he said to her that it was 6 inches...

I know you're blonde and all...but dang!

I'm starting to think you went to LSU...
Oh, I asked LSU guy who went to LSU about same time as sara did.
Luckly we found the old pic of sara's roommate.

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AND the S1000RR
I'm a lifelong cager, but give it to me anyway. I'll sell it and put some performance mods on the 350. You would be proud.
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That's why I said to Sara your ass is not fat
So ?!?!
Is Google Translate wrong or is it me ?
It's neither you nor Google. I speak 2 languages...English and sarcasm. Unfortunately, the latter doesn't translate well
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I'm a lifelong cager, but give it to me anyway. I'll sell it and put some performance mods on the 350. You would be proud.


I'm going Blue with Black Roof.
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Angie Ponce FIFA women's World Cup scores 2
Angie Ponce FIFA women's World Cup scores 2 of own goal on a same game. LOL





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USA won 2-0 against Germany.

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Angie Ponce FIFA women's World Cup scores 2 of own goal on a same game. LOL
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I'm going Blue with Black Roof.
Don't take it personally, but I hate you
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She needs a hug...
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Don't take it personally, but I hate you
It's yours when I die from this infection.
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It's yours when I die from this infection.
Make it fast, please.
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She needs a hug...
I consider her cute, if I was a Switz citizen.
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WAIT A F'N MINUTE...IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS ????
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WAIT A F'N MINUTE...IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS ????
Stay in your lane, alphabet boy.
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Hey now - as someone who has actually owned a mustang ('69 Boss 302) - Back off Shirley!!
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School bus yellow?
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