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      06-24-2015, 03:17 PM   #9505
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I prefer to be called Billu..... Billumptuous.


Out of those, I will eat zucchini, green beans, okra, and potatoes. I have not the foggiest idea what the hell a honeydew is, but I'm just going to assume I want to honeydont for the time being. Unless it can also be interpreted as a sexual innuendo.
LMK when you are planning to head west - Still down for a road trip?
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LMK when you are planning to head west - Still down for a road trip?
Yeah, for sure. Had a turn of events last weekend, so I need to figure out the next best one.

Good places to camp out that way? I'm looking to pitch a tent and find some good fireworks for 4th of July weekend since I have the 3rd as PTO.
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Wow, people don't know what honeydew is????? It's yummier than cantaloupe. I thought it was common!
Cantaloupe grosses me out. So if it's like that..., well..., yeah..., there's that. lol



I do want to try a pomegranate though. It looks intriguing....
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      06-24-2015, 05:37 PM   #9508
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Cantaloupe grosses me out. So if it's like that..., well..., yeah..., there's that. lol I do want to try a pomegranate though. It looks intriguing....
Grocery store sells small portions - try some and then make up your mind...if you don't like it, you're out a couple bucks...

Mango is the fruit of the gods however...
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Yeah, for sure. Had a turn of events last weekend, so I need to figure out the next best one.

Good places to camp out that way? I'm looking to pitch a tent and find some good fireworks for 4th of July weekend since I have the 3rd as PTO.
Not sure about here (here) - but Pisgah National Forest has open camp sites...best option is to google search. I am not a big camping person

Lake Jullian (Biltmore Park) has a really good firework show, but it is PACKED with people because not many other options around the area.
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      06-24-2015, 05:54 PM   #9510
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Put a single pom in my backyard about 3 years ago. Got a few last year. This year it is freaking LOADED. I think they proliferate like blackberry, just don't have the quantity of thorns. I placed it in front of the chicken cage fence, and now they suddenly have shade most of the morning, AND I haven't watered the thing in about a year.
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      06-24-2015, 06:05 PM   #9511
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^^ I read that so wrong it's not even funny.

"put a single mom in my back yard about three years ago. Got a few last year. This year its like freaking loaded. "

Then I had to try again
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Not sure about here (here) - but Pisgah National Forest has open camp sites...best option is to google search. I am not a big camping person

Lake Jullian (Biltmore Park) has a really good firework show, but it is PACKED with people because not many other options around the area.
Hmmmm, debatable then. I like when I can at least enjoy them without having others basically sitting on my lap. Might have to go towards the coast or something. I don't know. I hate making decisions, I just like the doing part.
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^^ I read that so wrong it's not even funny.

"put a single mom in my back yard about three years ago. Got a few last year. This year its like freaking loaded. "

Then I had to try again
I thought it said porn at first. Then I realized it was an "m".
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On a plus note; Coleman sent me a new regulator for their Roadtrip XE grill I bought a couple weeks back because it wasn't feeding the propane from the 20lb tank to the grill.


Got it fired up a little bit ago. Got to cook my first steak. It was wonderful. I am happy.
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      06-24-2015, 06:38 PM   #9515
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That was actually entertaining!
...as promised...Bluegrass Ice Ice Baby!!

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...as promised...Bluegrass Ice Ice Baby!!

I just realized you drive a manual!

Even the shitty taste in music won't ruin my new liking towards you
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I just realized you drive a manual!

Even the shitty taste in music won't ruin my new liking towards you
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is NOT my kinda music! Just an old school song remade

My taste in music reaches across many different genres...

...and BTW - all my cars are manual
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is NOT my kinda music! Just an old school song remade

My taste in music reaches across many different genres...

...and BTW - all my cars are manual


Looking good today toodifficultnickican'tread, you've been working out?!



I'm just going to send this post as a reference to everyone who says I'm impossible to impress in the future so the extra sugar was needed.
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      06-24-2015, 07:26 PM   #9519
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What a day! It isn't over yet...
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What a day! It isn't over yet...
No day is technically ever over, until you go to sleep and wake up past 12:01. Then it's technically tomorrow, which is yesterdays today, and tomorrows yesterday, which in turn is technically the past, but at some point the future.
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Looking at some shoes for our family on eBay. Some are more expensive than retail stores!
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I listened to this video , just to see her boobs and don't even noticed the song !
Outside of average singing voice/guitar skill - Meh...

Now a girl that can play drums....YES SIR!!

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So I was listening to an ad on the radio AGAIN, and I started to wonder just where I would put my new zombie sanctuary? Certainly not next to the fairy princess tower, that wouldn't be right, would it?
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Just wanted to tell you: I'm such a cliché.
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Sara504 - Have you ever heard of the Salamander Resort in Middleburg, VA? Or the Tryon International Equestrian Center?

http://www.salamanderresort.com

also - http://tryon.coth.com

The Salamander is a horse lovers paradise...stayed there last year for 5 days. The place is UNREAL.

I grew up in Tryon and it has always been big horse country, but the center takes it to another level.

Both of these resorts are owned by the ex-wife of the BET founder...Shelia Johnson..?

If you have the chance to visit either place - You should go.
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