Favorite Quotes

eliphil · 01-29-2022, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

I never thought someone on the bimmer forum would have my sense of humor.

Dino GT · 01-30-2022, 08:37 AM

"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what is not true; The other is to refuse to accept what is true"

flybigjet · 01-30-2022, 09:35 AM

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank WHAT?"

- Mitch Knight

3.0L · 01-30-2022, 01:17 PM

"Due to the quarantine, I'll only be doing inside jokes."

flybigjet · 01-30-2022, 01:19 PM

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Dino GT · 01-31-2022, 10:28 AM

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lauriim · 01-31-2022, 11:40 AM

The best is yet to come.

3.0L · 02-01-2022, 07:35 PM

"He drank 32 pints of beer without taking a piss!"

- High Road to China (I think)

wdb · 02-02-2022, 01:52 PM

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

-- Pennsylvania Dutch truism

KRS_SN · 02-02-2022, 07:49 PM

H

hubbahubba · 02-02-2022, 08:18 PM

Wife: "Where you going?"
Me: "Going to make a cocktail. And by that I mean pour from the bottle over a big cube."

I chuckled as I walked to the kitchen.

3.0L · 02-02-2022, 08:29 PM

Ring, ring, ring:

"Hello. We have 2-by's, 4-by's and them big motherf**kers that bend in the middle and go psssst, psssst, psssst!"

- Motor Pool, Babenhausen, Germany, 1968

upstatedoc · 02-03-2022, 07:27 AM

" It's going to be cold tonight. Better bring in the brass monkeys!"

-my dad

Dino GT · 02-03-2022, 08:21 AM

"Truth does not mind being questioned: It is lies that do not like to be challenged"

Chappers 71 · 02-03-2022, 03:20 PM

When referring to an ex girlfriend
'Never go back to a lit firework'

3.0L · 02-04-2022, 10:46 AM

"Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit."

vreihen16 · 02-04-2022, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit."

Captain's Log.....

Tambohamilton · 02-04-2022, 08:53 PM

"don't get old"
-my dad

Dino GT · 02-05-2022, 08:12 AM

"Forgiveness is setting a prisoner free and then discovering the prisoner was you"

3.0L · 02-10-2022, 06:58 PM

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

- Robert Duval (Lt. Colonel Kilgore), Apocalypse Now

3.0L · 02-12-2022, 08:58 PM

Open until Closed.

Closed until Open.

mdf · 02-13-2022, 05:00 AM

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."

Attributed to Hugh Downs

01-30-2022, 08:37 AM	#926
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35070 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what is not true; The other is to refuse to accept what is true"
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01-30-2022, 09:35 AM	#927
flybigjet Remove Before Flight 7702 Rep 1,645 Posts Drives: M2C & Boeing's light twin Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Littleton (Denver), CO iTrader: (1)	I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank WHAT?" - Mitch Knight __________________ Current: F87 M2C, Miata RF-GT, RDX & Element // R1200GS & VRSCF Previous: E46 M3, Focus ZX3-S2, Superchaged Solara, Samurai, Integra, Pinto & RX-4 // VRSCR, R6S, FZ1 & FZ600
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01-30-2022, 01:17 PM	#928
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Due to the quarantine, I'll only be doing inside jokes." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-30-2022, 01:19 PM	#929
flybigjet Remove Before Flight 7702 Rep 1,645 Posts Drives: M2C & Boeing's light twin Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Littleton (Denver), CO iTrader: (1)	. Attached Images __________________ Current: F87 M2C, Miata RF-GT, RDX & Element // R1200GS & VRSCF Previous: E46 M3, Focus ZX3-S2, Superchaged Solara, Samurai, Integra, Pinto & RX-4 // VRSCR, R6S, FZ1 & FZ600
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01-31-2022, 10:28 AM	#930
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01-31-2022, 11:40 AM	#931
lauriim New Member 50 Rep 5 Posts Drives: bmw f11 Join Date: Jan 2022 Location: norway iTrader: (0)	The best is yet to come.
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02-01-2022, 07:35 PM	#932
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"He drank 32 pints of beer without taking a piss!" - High Road to China (I think) __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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02-02-2022, 01:52 PM	#933
wdb dances with roads 5075 Rep 4,130 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. -- Pennsylvania Dutch truism
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02-02-2022, 07:49 PM	#934
KRS_SN Major General 14651 Rep 5,536 Posts Drives: IX,G07 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 X7 [10.00] X5 [9.25] IX [8.67]	H Attached Images
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02-02-2022, 08:18 PM	#935
hubbahubba Captain 11537 Rep 879 Posts Drives: M3CX Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Az iTrader: (0)	Wife: "Where you going?" Me: "Going to make a cocktail. And by that I mean pour from the bottle over a big cube." I chuckled as I walked to the kitchen.
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02-02-2022, 08:29 PM	#936
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Ring, ring, ring: "Hello. We have 2-by's, 4-by's and them big motherf**kers that bend in the middle and go psssst, psssst, psssst!" - Motor Pool, Babenhausen, Germany, 1968 __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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02-03-2022, 07:27 AM	#937
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7533 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	" It's going to be cold tonight. Better bring in the brass monkeys!" -my dad __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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02-03-2022, 08:21 AM	#938
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35070 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Truth does not mind being questioned: It is lies that do not like to be challenged"
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02-03-2022, 03:20 PM	#939
Chappers 71 Major General 5954 Rep 5,706 Posts Drives: Beige G31 540ix m sport Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Kent, The Garden of England iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 G31 xdrive 40i ... [7.40] 2006 E92 335i SE [9.50]	When referring to an ex girlfriend 'Never go back to a lit firework' __________________ G31 40ix M Sport E92 335i. E36 328is coupe E39 540i V8 6SP manual E34 3.6 M5. E34 525i sport. VW Jetta Mk2 GTI 16v. 1679cc 1967 resto-cal beetle
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02-04-2022, 10:46 AM	#940
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Bad timing "Scotty, don't beam me up. I'm taking shit." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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02-04-2022, 08:53 PM	#942
Tambohamilton Brigadier General 3166 Rep 4,034 Posts Drives: E91 330d Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Herefordshire iTrader: (0)	"don't get old" -my dad
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02-05-2022, 08:12 AM	#943
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35070 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Forgiveness is setting a prisoner free and then discovering the prisoner was you"
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02-10-2022, 06:58 PM	#944
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	“I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Robert Duval (Lt. Colonel Kilgore), Apocalypse Now __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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02-12-2022, 08:58 PM	#945
3.0L Colonel 10823 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	New office hours Open until Closed. Closed until Open. __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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02-13-2022, 05:00 AM	#946
mdf Private 280 Rep 57 Posts Drives: 2018 230i Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." Attributed to Hugh Downs
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