Favorite Quotes

3.0L · 01-25-2022, 08:06 PM

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

― Mae West

Dino GT · 01-25-2022, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

― Mae West

This should be in the LOL Pic Thread

garyfried · 01-25-2022, 08:46 PM

Suck or blow ! you can't do both !

A wise women quoted.

Tambohamilton · 01-26-2022, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

Suck or blow ! you can't do both !

A wise women quoted.

What about squeeze and bang?

Noor888 · 01-26-2022, 04:10 AM

"The only impossible journey is the one you never begin." Tony Robbins

3.0L · 01-26-2022, 10:38 AM

"Cats have intense curiosity, overcome by only their total lack of interest."

floridaorange · 01-26-2022, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Cats have intense curiosity, overcome by only their total lack of interest."

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Cats have intense curiosity, overcome by only their total lack of interest."

Fast.F10 · 01-26-2022, 11:45 AM

Found an old quote made by me on an old message board when I was about to get rid of my 2006 E60 M5.....ended up trading the E60 in for the truck in my signature. Then traded the truck for my F10 M5. Now in the process of stepping out of my F10 into a new vehicle. Just found the comment funny.

TrackPit · 01-26-2022, 11:56 AM

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

eliphil · 01-26-2022, 04:58 PM

The harder I work the luckier I get...........

My dad

In god we trust all others pay cash

My father in law............

vreihen16 · 01-26-2022, 06:02 PM

Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.....

3.0L · 01-26-2022, 06:22 PM

"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

- Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong]

Tambohamilton · 01-26-2022, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.....

Don't I know it.....

hubbahubba · 01-26-2022, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

- Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong]

I met Bob and his wife Jody a number of years ago at a boat show in San Diego. He has had a hell of a life. This is his website: https://latsatts.com/ If I remember correctly he started Biker magazine, and a few others including Lattitudes and Attitudes, which he sold but then got back due shady shenanigans from the guys who purchased it from him. (There is much more to that story...) Heck of a nice guy, and a sailor, which I like and how I found out about him through Lats and Atts.

SquidG80 · 01-26-2022, 07:39 PM

'He's the angriest man you'll ever meet - he's like a man with a fork in a world of soup'
- Noel Gallagher (about his brother Liam)

eliphil · 01-26-2022, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

- Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong]

Do you know who this? no, who is this is? Bye bye lard ass.........................

Fast.F10 · 01-27-2022, 04:53 PM

[from every Users that walks into my office]User: Do you have a quick second?
Me: No, I'm sorry, I am busy this moment. Please submit a Support ticket
User: It will be real quick, i'm sure you know the answer
Me: Please submit a Support ticket
Me: [looks for button to press to drop the floor out from under User]

Esteban · 01-27-2022, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by eliphil

Do you know who this? no, who is this is? Bye bye lard ass.........................

vreihen16 · 01-27-2022, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast.F10

[from every Users that walks into my office]User: Do you have a quick second?

Me: Today is one question only day. The answer is yes. Unfortunately, that's your one question for the day.

I gave up caring for Lent a few years ago.....

Fast.F10 · 01-27-2022, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Me: Today is one question only day. The answer is yes. Unfortunately, that's your one question for the day.

I gave up caring for Lent a few years ago.....

New material for Users...thanks for sharing, im sure they will be ecstatic.

floridaorange · 01-28-2022, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.....

3.0L · 01-28-2022, 08:36 PM

Crap, another wooden ball!

I wish the makers of Avocados would add new toys!

01-25-2022, 08:06 PM	#903
3.0L Colonel 10820 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” ― Mae West __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-25-2022, 08:46 PM	#905
garyfried Private 287 Rep 98 Posts Drives: BMW 435ix Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Alberta, iTrader: (0)	Suck or blow ! you can't do both ! A wise women quoted.
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01-26-2022, 04:10 AM	#907
Noor888 New Member 5 Rep 7 Posts Drives: BMW M3 Join Date: Oct 2021 Location: United Arab Emirates iTrader: (0)	"The only impossible journey is the one you never begin." Tony Robbins
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01-26-2022, 10:38 AM	#908
3.0L Colonel 10820 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Cats have intense curiosity, overcome by only their total lack of interest." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-26-2022, 11:45 AM	#910
Fast.F10 Extruding Elements 520 Rep 535 Posts Drives: 2016 BMW M5 Comp Join Date: Feb 2020 Location: Florida iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M5 F10 [0.00]	Found an old quote made by me on an old message board when I was about to get rid of my 2006 E60 M5.....ended up trading the E60 in for the truck in my signature. Then traded the truck for my F10 M5. Now in the process of stepping out of my F10 into a new vehicle. Just found the comment funny. Attached Images __________________ 2022 Yukon XL AT4 2016 BMW M5 2015 Ford F250 Super Duty 2006 BMW M5
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01-26-2022, 11:56 AM	#911
TrackPit Banned 20 Rep 7 Posts Drives: BMW E92 M3 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: Key West, FL iTrader: (1)	If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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01-26-2022, 04:58 PM	#912
eliphil Captain 2692 Rep 821 Posts Drives: M550I Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: East Coast iTrader: (0)	The harder I work the luckier I get........... My dad In god we trust all others pay cash My father in law............
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01-26-2022, 06:02 PM	#913
vreihen16 Recovering Perfectionist 20513 Rep 1,005 Posts Drives: BMW-less :( Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Orange County, NY iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Mighty Freight ... [0.00] 2000 Audi TT Quattro [0.00] 1967 Formula Vee [0.00]	Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life..... __________________ Currently BMW-less.
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01-26-2022, 06:22 PM	#914
3.0L Colonel 10820 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Leeeeeeeeeet's Make a Dope Deal! "He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!" - Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong] __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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01-26-2022, 07:39 PM	#917
SquidG80 Enlisted Member 45 Rep 45 Posts Drives: RS Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: New England iTrader: (0)	'He's the angriest man you'll ever meet - he's like a man with a fork in a world of soup' - Noel Gallagher (about his brother Liam)
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01-27-2022, 04:53 PM	#919
Fast.F10 Extruding Elements 520 Rep 535 Posts Drives: 2016 BMW M5 Comp Join Date: Feb 2020 Location: Florida iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M5 F10 [0.00]	[from every Users that walks into my office]User: Do you have a quick second? Me: No, I'm sorry, I am busy this moment. Please submit a Support ticket User: It will be real quick, i'm sure you know the answer Me: Please submit a Support ticket Me: [looks for button to press to drop the floor out from under User] __________________ 2022 Yukon XL AT4 2016 BMW M5 2015 Ford F250 Super Duty 2006 BMW M5
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01-28-2022, 08:36 PM	#924
3.0L Colonel 10820 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Avocado Crap, another wooden ball! I wish the makers of Avocados would add new toys! __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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