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      06-15-2015, 12:41 PM   #9109
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There are a few tournaments a year here where everyone donates the caught fish to local food shelters.

And there is usually PLENTY of beer on the water. . .

I normally fish in shorts.
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I'm really disappointed with you now.
Stoooppppp! You can't be disappointed in me. The only way that's allowed is if I said I was trading my 128i in for an Audi.
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      06-15-2015, 12:53 PM   #9111
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Are you considering that ?! Billie you can't say that kind of things. You are breaking my heart.

@hair master yeah. Me and my friends are always responsible while fucking around with cars, water not so much. Beer, sun, fishing, pants as an option. That's the best way to spend a day.
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      06-15-2015, 01:05 PM   #9112
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Are you considering that ?! Billie you can't say that kind of things. You are breaking my heart.

@hair master yeah. Me and my friends are always responsible while fucking around with cars, water not so much. Beer, sun, fishing, pants as an option. That's the best way to spend a day.
I said "IF"..., not that it's a real consideration, lol. My little 1er has handled the past 63k miles in two years much too well to get rid of her. The sad thing is, when her time does come, I have no idea what I'd get.
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      06-15-2015, 01:08 PM   #9113
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You used words and mentioned Audi. You expect me to pause to spot an IF before the outrage takes over?!

I'm horrified.

128 is a solid little car. I'd probably just get an other of its sort.

I'm working on forgiving you. I'm sure it'll happen eventually.
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      06-15-2015, 01:14 PM   #9114
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You used words and mentioned Audi. You expect me to pause to spot an IF before the outrage takes over?!

I'm horrified.

128 is a solid little car. I'd probably just get an other of its sort.

I'm working on forgiving you. I'm sure it'll happen eventually.
Nothing with the new line of BMW appeals to me, or anyone for that matter, mostly because I love the feel of hydraulic steering in the 1er, but I guess that's just going to be a thing of the past. Sad day. I really wouldn't mind another, but I like to change it up.

I am really leaning towards a Cayman lately and getting another Honda as a daily. Is this at least somewhat acceptable?
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A bit better, I'd suggest you think also of M's. Cheaper than two cars and they are fun.

K. You're forgiven.
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      06-15-2015, 01:31 PM   #9116
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A bit better, I'd suggest you think also of M's. Cheaper than two cars and they are fun.

K. You're forgiven.
I would love to get an M car, BUT..., I drive wayyy to much to keep up with maintenance on an M car as my only car. If I got an M, I'd still have to get a Honda as a beater. I'm tired of having a nice(er) car, and bastardizing it with tons of miles every year. I'd like my next one to last me a long time...., ya know?

Cayman would be second choice, first is a 996 if I can find one that fits my fancy. Preferably just a Carrera S, but time will tell. That's far out in the future. Unless Big Red blows up on me.
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Haha, 50k warranty equals 50k of fun. I have 20 on the clock and I keep grinning like an idiot on every run.

I do get your point. Hondas are solid little things and your reasoning is sound as always.
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Haha, 50k warranty equals 50k of fun. I have 20 on the clock and I keep grinning like an idiot on every run.

I do get your point. Hondas are solid little things and your reasoning is sound as always.
I don't think I could drive a car off the lot, immediate depreciation scares me. I usually buy my cars used with ~20k miles. CPO warranty was nice on the 1er, but..., I drove the car so much, I drove it right out of warranty and never got to use the damn thing.

I should have pushed the car harder, but that flimsy little 3.0 N/A isn't exactly the most peppy thing in the box.
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I don't think I could drive a car off the lot, immediate depreciation scares me. I usually buy my cars used with ~20k miles. CPO warranty was nice on the 1er, but..., I drove the car so much, I drove it right out of warranty and never got to use the damn thing.

I should have pushed the car harder, but that flimsy little 3.0 N/A isn't exactly the most peppy thing in the box.
All this is true. Oh hell, it freaks me out when you go all smart on me.
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      06-15-2015, 02:10 PM   #9120
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Will you two get a room already, sheeesh..
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Will you two get a room already, sheeesh..
He only offers me walk in closets.
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      06-15-2015, 02:15 PM   #9122
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      06-15-2015, 02:27 PM   #9123
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No, Billup belongs to me. We had that little affair for a short time until he ended it.
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      06-15-2015, 02:47 PM   #9124
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Imagine them two together. Now, that'll be worth taping.
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The two murderers are still on the loose somewhere:

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Imagine them two together. Now, that'll be worth taping.
This is a chat whore thread. You're more likely to find tapes such as that from the other thread with different leading characters.
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I haven't gone fishing in probably 10 years.


I've transferred that energy to golf instead.
Just try a fishing line on a golf club .
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I have pics of the bikes, though I'll post them up soon. I forget what brand they are but they are mountain bikes from Walmart as we are novice riders, though they do have front and rear shocks. So am I worthy?
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Definitely arthritis. It is raining very heavy, and my hand is getting little better.
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Dude, trust me, I've been trying. I've never had to be so persistent in my life!

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That's not true! I've offered you my heart and the key to my hotel room. Don't go spreading fallacies about what I have to offer.
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