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      06-14-2015, 04:47 PM   #9087
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Purchased new bikes for the wifey and myself. Biked for about 15 miles, ass hurts and I'm drained :x
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      06-14-2015, 06:56 PM   #9089
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Purchased new bikes for the wifey and myself. Biked for about 15 miles, ass hurts and I'm drained :x
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You need the special "cyclist's shorts" to protect your a$$ , and you need to wear it without underwear like in the pic ...
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Purchased new bikes for the wifey and myself. Biked for about 15 miles, ass hurts and I'm drained :x
Pic of the bikes? Pic of the bike ride? Pics period?
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      06-15-2015, 06:28 AM   #9092
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Went to the beach on Saturday. Ended up getting sun burnt like a mugg because my stupid fucking umbrella kept lifting out of the sand from the wind.

I dug that bitch half way to China and then buried it, but the wind STILL lifted it. So I folded it and sat in the sun like a boss.
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      06-15-2015, 07:33 AM   #9093
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Lots of rain in Chicago and I noticed some dampness in one spot on my basement carpet. I don't have the patience to have real waterproofing done. Guess I need to plan that, just don't want to send the money.

Of course, I have the time and money to be 8 weeks from Euro Delivery on an M6 GC.... I'm nervous!
Do you have a plan where to go? I offer my usual suggestion of Austria. The most beautiful (autocorrect changes this to beautify every time, sorry abt that) place I've ever seen and the German spoken is quite easy to understand.
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      06-15-2015, 07:33 AM   #9094
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You need the special "cyclist's shorts" to protect your a$$ , and you need to wear it without underwear like in the pic ...
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Pic of the bikes? Pic of the bike ride? Pics period?
I have pics of the bikes, though I'll post them up soon. I forget what brand they are but they are mountain bikes from Walmart as we are novice riders, though they do have front and rear shocks. So am I worthy?
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      06-15-2015, 08:04 AM   #9095
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Do you have a plan where to go? I offer my usual suggestion of Austria. The most beautify place I've ever seen and the German spoken is quite easy to understand.
Thanks.

We'll see the Andechs monastery for a little food and beer. We'll drive around southern Bavaria/Neuschwanstein and head to Salzburg. I have a friend outside Salzburg, plus the Salzburger Festspiele are on in August, so we'll attend some concerts. I speak German, and I agree Austrian is easy enough (not like Swiss...). Then up through Nurnberg and to Leipzig, Berlin, then up to Schleswig-Holstein and Hamburg. I haven't been to Berlin in a long time. Was in East and West Berlin in 82, 85, 89, and 90 -- I understand it's changed a bit in the last 25 years! Drop car in Hamburg and fly home from there. A few longer driving days, and several no-driving days (if I were alone, they would ALL be driving days, but my wife doesn't necessarily picture that...) but never more than about 250 miles in a single day.
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We'll see the Andechs monastery for a little food and beer. We'll drive around southern Bavaria/Neuschwanstein and head to Salzburg. I have a friend outside Salzburg, plus the Salzburger Festspiele are on in August, so we'll attend some concerts. I speak German, and I agree Austrian is easy enough (not like Swiss...). Then up through Nurnberg and to Leipzig, Berlin, then up to Schleswig-Holstein and Hamburg. I haven't been to Berlin in a long time. Was in East and West Berlin in 82, 85, 89, and 90 -- I understand it's changed a bit in the last 25 years! Drop car in Hamburg and fly home from there. A few longer driving days, and several no-driving days (if I were alone, they would ALL be driving days, but my wife doesn't necessarily picture that...) but never more than about 250 miles in a single day.
This is an awesome plan. Don't forget the salt mines in saltzburg or the damn castle build for the insane bishop. (vocabulary ended here, sorry).

Yes, I saw it in the news, something minor happened in Berlin a few years back, the city got a bit bigger. I can't wait for your report and findings, please share your trip with us.
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On sayurday I got 3 hours sleep and then needed to function for 25. Now I just can't seem to recover. Anybody have experience with this?
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      06-15-2015, 09:39 AM   #9099
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Saw JW Friday night. Tried to restrain myself at sushi because I was leaving for fishing at 0400. Since we already had movie tickets, the sushi place gave us 15% discount, which I traded for a double jack-rocks.

Movie was enjoyable, wife and I both whispered at the same time that the shark eater was going to emerge in the last scene.

When we got out at about 9:30, niece and husband tracked us down to drink a bottle of sake in the parking lot. I didn't get home until 11:30, and felt like shit when I woke up 2 minutes before the alarm thinking I had missed the boat.

Caught 30+ lb yellowtail, but after about 25 minutes and seeing color, I had to turn the rod over to my brother because my arm/wrist were cramping.
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^^ wow wade, that is a huge fish!

I miss fishing.
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      06-15-2015, 11:28 AM   #9102
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I haven't gone fishing in probably 10 years.


I've transferred that energy to golf instead.
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I haven't gone fishing in probably 10 years.


I've transferred that energy to golf instead.
Now I can't like you anymore B

Golf over fishing. So sad.
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Golf over fishing. So sad.
Yeah, you pick on a little white ball instead of a little 30lb fish????
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Yeah, you pick on a little white ball instead of a little 30lb fish????
Yeah, I don't get it at all. Fishing is the best thing you can do while wearing pants, though that being optional is also partly it's appeal.
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      06-15-2015, 12:18 PM   #9106
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Golf over fishing. So sad.
Pfffft, I've done an annual golf outing with my old man for The Rotary Club and they donate the money to charity and all that stuff, and back when I was a mere 18 years old I won the longest drive competition out of everyone there. I think I hit the ball about 300 yards down the center.


Unfortunately, I still have a hard time keeping it in the middle. I enjoy the mental game, drinking beer, running over shit in the golf cart..., fishing is too relaxing for my high energy level.


I enjoy fishing, I just haven't been in a long time. No real reason why, which should be all the more reason to go back out one weekend.
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Pfffft, I've done an annual golf outing with my old man for The Rotary Club and they donate the money to charity and all that stuff, and back when I was a mere 18 years old I won the longest drive competition out of everyone there. I think I hit the ball about 300 yards down the center.


Unfortunately, I still have a hard time keeping it in the middle. I enjoy the mental game, drinking beer, running over shit in the golf cart..., fishing is too relaxing for my high energy level.


I enjoy fishing, I just haven't been in a long time. No real reason why, which should be all the more reason to go back out one weekend.
I'm really disappointed with you now.
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