Confess here

[ItsGary]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I throw my gearbox always in reverse , and that works outstanding !

Haha, considering our vehicles don’t have rear fog lights in North America, it was a nice DIY mod!

[F30lolz]

I poop in the shower

[1MOREMOD]

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

Boss level!!!

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ah but did you have the smarts to install garbage disposal like me

this idea actually has merit

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

this idea actually has merit

until you regress to your youth and stick your dick in there

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Boss level!!!

Yep pro tip.

[1MOREMOD]

Plus can clean fruit and vegetables while you shower and stuff that down disposal also.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ItsGary

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.


I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

I keep a 2W laser in the car for this. Wide beam dispersion. Fuq's them up and they fall back quickly. With detached retinas.







J/K























Or am I?

[zentanker]

I once robbed a one-night-stand

[Sassicaia]

Originally Posted by zentanker

I once robbed a one-night-stand

Just so I understand. You hooked up with a girl (assuming) and while she was sleeping or getting ready to leave you robbed her? What did you take?

[ItsGary]

Originally Posted by Sassicaia

Just so I understand. You hooked up with a girl (assuming) and while she was sleeping or getting ready to leave you robbed her? What did you take?

It’s not what he took, it’s what she took from him, his virginity. He couldn’t stand it so he took her wallet

jk

Curious to know also

[Germanauto]

I drive like a BMW stereotype and won't apologize for it. My car looks and handles better than everybody else's. Plus, it's lined with leather and wood from inside and in mint condition given how much I detail it. It's cooler than everybody else's car so I'm gonna do what I want.

[ItsGary]

If possible and its completely empty and safe to do so, I like to cross double solid yellow lines to overtake slower cars in mexico

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by ItsGary

If possible and its completely empty and safe to do so, I like to cross double solid yellow lines to overtake slower cars in mexico

Forget Mexico, I do it here in the states.

[ItsGary]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Forget Mexico, I do it here in the states.

I do it in Snow Mexico

[Adieu]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I attended a Scottish wedding, and since I was one of the groomsmen I had to wear a kilt... It was awkward as hell at first, but eventually after it wore off (after a few shots of Macallan 30 of course ) I realized that it's mega fucking comfortable, and part of me wishes that it was socially acceptable to wear it without being judged or have weird stares, which I did catch some heat when I forgot to bring a change of clothes for the after-party and just wore it to the restaurant.

inb4 gay/crossdressing comments: I'm 100% hetero and talking about the legitimately male clothing, not a fucking ladies skirt so if you try to make it sound like that, STFU LOL

Remember the schoolgirl trick widely used anywhere teenage girls are forced into uniforms : roll it up at the waist to turn it into a mini!!!!

[Adieu]

Originally Posted by ItsGary

Haha, considering our vehicles don’t have rear fog lights in North America, it was a nice DIY mod!

Sure they do, the button underneath the foglights.

Pry up the control panel and cut off the tabs on the button that keep you from depressing it. Reassemble and enjoy your rear fogs, the necessary lamps are already in your taillights.

[Adieu]

Originally Posted by Faredo

When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day.
Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers.

I urinated on a nicely concealed corner of the local police station every day for a year in 10th grade

[Adieu]

Originally Posted by Bups

Too many unsorted bugs, mostly faulty/shitty ECU wiring. Depending on which model, some were very boxy and not subtle on the eyes. Plus, being an '89 it'd be due for way too much preventative maintenance. Your best bet is to look at mid 70's models as most are fairly simple in design being from a generation of simplicity. However, these models can sometimes have a bit of miles, so it really depends if you find one that was well maintained.

Heads up, folks, street-legal Y2K models just hit the market...


...downside?

[zentanker]

Originally Posted by Sassicaia

Just so I understand. You hooked up with a girl (assuming) and while she was sleeping or getting ready to leave you robbed her? What did you take?

well fair warning here, this post will be a bit graphic to paint a picture of the situation

***you have been warned***

other disclaimers:

drinking and driving is bad. don't do it!
I was completely complicit in my horrible choices that night
I loathe thieves
that night I was a total hypocrite- so I'm admitting that up front to save the forum peanut gallery from pointing out the obvious I was wrong every bit of the way




I was out on a Thursday night in one of my favorite bars. "last call!!" rang out and I got one more beer. I was sitting on a stool near the bar. A girl ran up for last call getting a final drink. She looked over her shoulder at me, smiled and then backed up, and started rubbing her snizz up and down my leg

I wasn't at all out looking for a hookup, but I was single at the time and boys will be boys... and she was ready for me

we closed our tabs and went to an after hours club a couple blocks down and we were disgusting everyone with our little petting zoo so we left and I followed her to her apartment. Again, that should not have happened


during the deed, somehow she mentioned her boyfriend; I don't recall how it came up while my balls were slapping her taint and asshole, but there it was. I objected a bit and she said "he's at school at Baylor, he knows what I do"

I was disgusted at that point with myself and her. But the root was not finished. Not for a couple more minutes.

After I was drained, I looked at her nightstand clock and seeing it was around 4:30AM I said "I hate you" She looked directly at me and laughed.

"I just ate your cum and you hate me? hahaha"

then she rolled over and started snoring in about 30 seconds

WHAT. THE. FUCK,


so there I was, realizing that i had to be at work in 3 hours, I was drunk, I just raw-dogged a total fucking slut and might have 1 or more diseases I never wanted

I felt used


all the stuff in her apartment sucked

her music CDs, TV... everything: wasn't worth taking. I knew there was nothing in her purse because I had to pay the entrance fee to the after hours club.

Then I looked in her fridge. BINGO! I took all of her booze and beer and put it in a pillowcase.

Fortunately, I survived the drive to work without killing anyone or getting arrested, and after a nap in my car in the garage at work I managed to get through a days work smelling likes cigs, booze and skank. and still having hand stamps from clubs.

[ItsGary]

Originally Posted by Adieu

Sure they do, the button underneath the foglights.

Pry up the control panel and cut off the tabs on the button that keep you from depressing it. Reassemble and enjoy your rear fogs, the necessary lamps are already in your taillights.

You dumb guy read what I said, nah I’m kidding but yeah I know we have the switch but it can’t be pressed. I did the mod already