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      06-10-2015, 12:41 PM   #8779
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Am I the only person who preferred DZ discovery zone over chuck e cheese?
Discovery Zone was the shit. Would recommend. Chuck E Cheese was pretty ghetto in my neighborhood.

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I swear to coffee: My sil is driving me insane. I have to get out of here.
Mmm, coffee. I didn't get my fix today, and today's been worse than it would have been if I had a cup of coffee this AM. What's up with your SIL?
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Am I the only person who preferred DZ discovery zone over chuck e cheese?
Discovery Zone was the shit. Would recommend. Chuck E Cheese was pretty ghetto in my neighborhood.

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I swear to coffee: My sil is driving me insane. I have to get out of here.
Mmm, coffee. I didn't get my fix today, and today's been worse than it would have been if I had a cup of coffee this AM. What's up with your SIL?
Do they still exist on the east coast? All west coast locations went bankrupt
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Do they still exist on the east coast? All west coast locations went bankrupt
Not that I'm aware of. Most all of them and Major Magics and a few others basically got beat out by C.E. Cheese. That cheeky bastard is running on a damn childsplay monopoly.
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Do they still exist on the east coast? All west coast locations went bankrupt
Not that I'm aware of. Most all of them and Major Magics and a few others basically got beat out by C.E. Cheese. That cheeky bastard is running on a damn childsplay monopoly.
Damnnnn that rat....
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My sister and I use to constantly say "Can we go to Chuck-E-Cheese? Can we?"

I will check out Discovery Zone , if they have it near Denver Metro area.





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You caved. Good ol' Chuck, always bringing the kids and parents to the fun zone.
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Am I the only person who preferred DZ discovery zone over chuck e cheese?
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      06-10-2015, 12:49 PM   #8784
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Hi Billup, sorry your day sucks.

She doesn't shut up, she has no manners, she eats like an american which means I can't eat, she's annoying and she doesn't shave her legs and I have nightmares now about her leg fur strangling me.

She wears one of those pouches you put your valuables inside your pants thingies, and I don't know why since she doesn't spend any money for anything.

She has zero finesse.

She eats protein bars and drinks shakes because she goes to a gym, and I can't figure out why .

She wears crocks. Fake ones might I add.

Her stories make me want to dig my ears out.

I've never drank this much whiskey in my life but now it's my nightly self help because the kids stole my ear plugs.

I can't take the way she holds silverware.

I can't get her voice out of my head.

I have nightmares about my kids turning out like her.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-10-2015, 12:52 PM   #8785
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Hi Billup, sorry your day sucks.

She doesn't shut up, she has no manners, she eats like an american which means I can't eat, she's annoying and she doesn't shave her legs and I have nightmares now about her leg fur strangling me.

She wears one of those pouches you put your valuables inside your pants thingies, and I don't know why since she doesn't spend any money for anything.

She has zero finesse.

She eats protein bars and drinks shakes because she goes to a gym, and I can't figure out why .

She wears crocks. Fake ones might I add.

Her stories make me want to dig my ears out.

I've never drank this much whiskey in my life but now it's my nightly self help because the kids stole my ear plugs.

I can't take the way she holds silverware.

I can't get her voice out of my head.

I have nightmares about my kids turning out like her.

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You need another drink because whatever you're having is not working
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      06-10-2015, 12:54 PM   #8786
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Coffee going in Ss.

I need to get out of here. I can't take this anymore and I have six more weeks to enjoy this left.
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      06-10-2015, 12:56 PM   #8787
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Hi Billup, sorry your day sucks.

She doesn't shut up, she has no manners, she eats like an american which means I can't eat, she's annoying and she doesn't shave her legs and I have nightmares now about her leg fur strangling me.

She wears one of those pouches you put your valuables inside your pants thingies, and I don't know why since she doesn't spend any money for anything.

She has zero finesse.

She eats protein bars and drinks shakes because she goes to a gym, and I can't figure out why .

She wears crocks. Fake ones might I add.

Her stories make me want to dig my ears out.

I've never drank this much whiskey in my life but now it's my nightly self help because the kids stole my ear plugs.

I can't take the way she holds silverware.

I can't get her voice out of my head.

I have nightmares about my kids turning out like her.

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Just have her read this. It'll solve most of your problems.
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      06-10-2015, 01:01 PM   #8788
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Just have her read this. It'll solve most of your problems.
No, hasn't. I am still trying to teach her not to wear long socks with shorts. Fifth summer going on, no results. And trust me, I've shared my views. And I've told her if she can't learn table manners she is not welcome to eat with us since I expect my kids to have good manners. She just answers with her mouth full of food and I run to my car so i won't kill her.

I spend so much time in my garage (yes, I'm now drinking coffee in my car) I completely get now people who keep theirs clean. Actually, I could clean mine.
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      06-10-2015, 01:20 PM   #8790
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Have any pics? Take your time learning to ride and don't get over confident too fast. I did at one point and almost died from another car coming into my side.
Its a 2009 R6s. Got it yesterday, did a general run thru this morning and cleaned her up. Took it for about a 30 min ride around my neighborhood. My first ride on a bike ever. It was scary to say the least. I felt competent enough to go thru my gears, brake, clutch, not fall over etc. But it took all of my focus. There was always so much going on and a constant fear of wreaking myself. Id say it was a good morning! :-)


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"yeah, I'm going to the gym. I'm just waiting for the buss fair to be cheaper. I'm not paying extra for the morning traffic hours"

She is fucking killing me for 25 cents while drinking MY coffee, using MY laptop, and lecturing me about my car and how it's stupid.
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"can you give me a ride if you're leaving too?"

"no, I can't. Here's fifty. Go get a buss pass that allows morning use"

I can not do this.
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      06-10-2015, 01:54 PM   #8794
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Hi Billup, sorry your day sucks.

She doesn't shut up, she has no manners, she eats like an american which means I can't eat, she's annoying and she doesn't shave her legs and I have nightmares now about her leg fur strangling me.

She wears one of those pouches you put your valuables inside your pants thingies, and I don't know why since she doesn't spend any money for anything.

She has zero finesse.

She eats protein bars and drinks shakes because she goes to a gym, and I can't figure out why .

She wears crocks. Fake ones might I add.

Her stories make me want to dig my ears out.

I've never drank this much whiskey in my life but now it's my nightly self help because the kids stole my ear plugs.

I can't take the way she holds silverware.

I can't get her voice out of my head.

I have nightmares about my kids turning out like her.

Want a longer list?
Your SIL sounds like a damn disaster. I'm kind of curious though..., can you get me pictures of her hairy legs? I've never truly seen a woman with hairy legs, and the fact that she is related to you, will only make me that much happier when I laugh.

No need for a longer list. I'm actually adding to yours with my own imagination, because from the sounds of her in reality, my imagination can run wild and it very well all may be true.
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Your SIL sounds like a damn disaster. I'm kind of curious though..., can you get me pictures of her hairy legs? I've never truly seen a woman with hairy legs, and the fact that she is related to you, will only make me that much happier when I laugh.

No need for a longer list. I'm actually adding to yours with my own imagination, because from the sounds of her in reality, my imagination can run wild and it very well all may be true.
I'll get you one.

Yeah, this is so, so bad. I am actually afraid i flip totally.
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I was in Lowe's last night at 7, just passing time after eating Popeye's and waiting for it to settle a bit so I could go to the gym.

I'm in the back, and I keep hearing water running. WTF, are they wasting that much water? I'm not going to buy anything here. Then one of their staff comes by and mentions it's raining.

We are laughing, and he mentions something about McGiver. HE's surprised I know the name and then I tell him only people like us with grey in our face remember.
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Your SIL sounds like a damn disaster. I'm kind of curious though..., can you get me pictures of her hairy legs? I've never truly seen a woman with hairy legs, and the fact that she is related to you, will only make me that much happier when I laugh.

No need for a longer list. I'm actually adding to yours with my own imagination, because from the sounds of her in reality, my imagination can run wild and it very well all may be true.
I've seen it on the bus as a kid. At first I thought a dude was in a dress until I looked up (but glad the skirt part was kinda long and I only saw about 4" of whiskers between the hem and her shoes). However, you can just Google it (WARNING: It'll ruin you forever).

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=women+with+hairy+legs
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Why did I open that link.
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Why did I open that link.
I had a warning...
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