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      07-02-2018, 10:41 AM   #67
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This is my Not_Judy

Nice! I have to say that I feel like I've been welcomed into a family here. I've spent years on other forums but the community here is completely different. Now that I'm finished kissing everyone's asses, lets do this.

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BTW, crazy busy morning at work so far this morn. Give me a bit and I'll get caught up on this. Some of you I have no clue on but I'll come up with some goodness.

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Nice! I have to say that I feel like I've been welcomed into a family here. I've spent years on other forums but the community here is completely different. Now that I'm finished kissing everyone's asses, lets do this.

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BTW, crazy busy morning at work so far this morn. Give me a bit and I'll get caught up on this. Some of you I have no clue on but I'll come up with some goodness.

and

I told you straight away, back when you showed up that you fit in here. We can be a tough crowd for those with no sense of humor and we are pretty merciless on the politics side, but on the other hand we mostly still have respect for other members. For example our MKSixer . We agree on basically nothing, we go around the forum making fun of each other, he is an easy target with his again penis and horrible taste, and I'm sure one or two of you have figured out a few ways to hit me back as he has.



That's his song even!

And then when my stupid dog got sick, he dropped me an email to say if I need help calculating the dog's dosages, he'd be there to help.

So, that's our forum. Aging penis Barbies, dyslexic mean fuckers and sometimes we even talk cars. All in all, the best group ever, though very, very strange.
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Lups We know this how you feel about us
No wonder you all thought I was a guy for years, I know kittens with more manly taste than you!

I'm getting worried about my projected image at this point tho. If I listen to all these songs in one sitting, I get a very peculiar image of myself and apparently I'm very hairy screaming bitch who has no option of even a synthetic penis.
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      07-02-2018, 12:16 PM   #73
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No wonder you all thought I was a guy for years, I know kittens with more manly taste than you!

I'm getting worried about my projected image at this point tho. If I listen to all these songs in one sitting, I get a very peculiar image of myself and apparently I'm very hairy screaming bitch who has no option of even a synthetic penis.
A lilttle more manly for you
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What the actual fuck????

And to you sir for your contribution to the cool chic thread

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Due to political standpoints or for not....either way.
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UglyBuzzard for the love of the bass. How can one not appreciate the bass in this song.

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Was this already done?

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Fucking hilarious!!! Well done sir!
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I need good songs. Even the people I've insulted with songs, the songs are still really good.
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I need good songs. Even the people I've insulted with songs, the songs are still really good.
For you, sir. Kinda obvi from your icon.

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Since we probably covered much of the same ground, metaphorically, growing up.

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UglyBuzzard for the love of the bass. How can one not appreciate the bass in this song.
Bass you ask for The Ox shreds the whole song but skip to about 4:50 for the solo

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A lilttle more manly for you

I have to share this publically, since this is just too fucking funny.

I went for a run with Kissa, and while stretching I spotted this song.

" Hmm, it appears it is not set to be played in Finland. Damn, well I'll just Google it and put it on"

Anyway, I was trying to hit the pace of a snail, while listening to the first search result for that link of yours.

Then I hit this cute little pond and that's when the course started.


"I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god"

At that point I had remembered the song, and since I had the music playing real loud, of course I sang, very badly.

This old lady rises from a park bench. I had not spotted her but at that point my only hope was that she wouldn't speak English.

Then, even through the very loudly played song, I heard the shout.

" Anna you're not a fucking teenager!"

That sweet old lady was my sixth grade English teacher, who had given our class a chance to play music on one class until she heard what I wanted to play for the class. Apparently she got traumatized then, and never got over it.

So thanks, that was awkward. she did shout it in perfect British English.
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