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Lups · 07-13-2018, 06:24 PM

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So no border collie? They are more fun than you can shake a stick at. And the most trainable, from what I understand. Though whoever trained my dog to lick will forever be on my bad list.

How's the thunder thing going?

I've trained two or three of those. They are great, sadly I like my Scandinavian spits of all sorts that are hunting dogs and total fuckers all around, or really tough, bat shit insanely rough sheppies. I absolutely love their way to focus.

" I got the ball. Fuck off"

" Oh master, you telling me you have the ball, tell me who I need to take down, can I also be by your side at all times just in case you drop something, something like my ball'

" Oh master, this is cheating, I have to go up the A wall, come back down, while I carry this stupid thingy just because you tell me this will get me some ball time"

"So that bad man tried to touch my ball? I get to take him down? I get to take him down for reals? Will I then get some bouncy ball time?"

///M Power-Belgium · 07-13-2018, 06:31 PM

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As do mallies! I've never had one, they're too calm for me. I've trained a few, but they're more thinkers than my old hobby clients were and fuck no, this family needs less brains.

We'll see. I know I'll need a dog of my own soon again. This one just had such a horrible ending I freak out every time I think about it. And it was all on me. I was not listening to the hubby.

Yeah actually it's really horrible ! When I think back (or see pics from my Dina) It takes my breath away...Gets me pressure in my throat .
If ....I said *IF* ..It was possible for me to buy another Dina , I would do it in a heartbeat !
She was used to stay alone in my house . She waited for me forever and clean !
The problem is my damn work ...My work schedule is actually insane and unpredictable !
In short....I can not leave a puppy dog alone (behind) in my house for 12-13 hours ..

My dear cousin Angelica said to me . Philippe I'll take care of your puppy dog while you work ...But I said *NO* thank you .Because I know she has 2 kids and 2 cats . And her job is obstetrician , that's unpredictable as well..
So, the last years ...Man . I love every dog . Dogs from other people . Like your dogs Anna .

As for your new puppy dog ..You should think about a (Dina) Riesenschnauzer ! => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Schnauzer

Philippe.

Lups · 07-13-2018, 06:39 PM

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Yeah actually it's really horrible ! When I think back (or see pics from my Dina) It takes my breath away...Gets me pressure in my throat .
If ....I said *IF* ..It was possible for me to buy another Dina , I would do it in a heartbeat !
She was used to stay alone in my house . She waited for me forever and clean !
The problem is my damn work ...My work schedule is actually insane and unpredictable !
In short....I can not leave a puppy dog alone (behind) in my house for 12-13 hours ..

My dear cousin Angelica said to me . Philippe I'll take care of your puppy dog while you work ...But I said *NO* thank you .Because I know she has 2 kids and 2 cats . And her job is obstetrician , that's unpredictable as well..
So, the last years ...Man . I love every dog . Dogs from other people . Like your dogs Anna .

As for your new puppy dog ..You should think about a (Dina) Riesenschnauzer ! => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Schnauzer

Philippe.

A dog needs about 18 hours of sleep per day. The rest is food and sniffing butts.

If you make a puppy work for food, you're getting less schewed shoes. In 15 hours, a puppy needs one walk, and we are talking about a pee break basically.

Get a fucking puppy Philippe!

Edit. I can't get my fingers and autocorrect to get your name right. I'm renaming you to George.

Captain Blood · 07-13-2018, 06:50 PM

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So no border collie? They are more fun than you can shake a stick at. And the most trainable, from what I understand. Though whoever trained my dog to lick will forever be on my bad list.

How's the thunder thing going?

I've trained two or three of those. They are great, sadly I like my Scandinavian spits of all sorts that are hunting dogs and total fuckers all around, or really tough, bat shit insanely rough sheppies. I absolutely love their way to focus.

" I got the ball. Fuck off"

" Oh master, you telling me you have the ball, tell me who I need to take down, can I also be by your side at all times just in case you drop something, something like my ball'

" Oh master, this is cheating, I have to go up the A wall, come back down, while I carry this stupid thingy just because you tell me this will get me some ball time"

"So that bad man tried to touch my ball? I get to take him down? I get to take him down for reals? Will I then get some bouncy ball time?"

Apparently he's been trained to fear the thunder greatly. And vacuum cleaners and lawnmowers are his natural enemy.

You've got my dog down. He actually will Nip at other dogs if they won't run to let him chase them.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-13-2018, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

A dog needs about 18 hours of sleep per day. The rest is food and sniffing butts.

If you make a puppy work for food, you're getting less schewed shoes. In 15 hours, a puppy needs one walk, and we are talking about a pee break basically.

Get a fucking puppy Philippe!

Edit. I can't get my fingers and autocorrect to get your name right. I'm renaming you to George.

George ? WTF ! The only George I know is this ..

Lups · 07-13-2018, 06:58 PM

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George ? WTF ! The only George I know is this ..

No protesting allowed, George.

Dang3r · 07-14-2018, 08:15 AM

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No protesting allowed, George.

Im sure, at least Tarzan would complain

UncleWede · 07-14-2018, 10:38 AM

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That may explain a lot about men in general.

Yeah, but I took his original set away, let him keep the pet name and the kids like the itchy and scratchy show thingy naming policy.

The next pet to enter the house has a name. She will be Rekku (basically translates to dog) Terminator.

I'll give you five pints if you can guess the spieces.

And I reserved a puppy from a trusted breeder for 2019 spring. He will be a gs(or if shit goes down bad, the Swiss version) and his name will be Schnitzel.

You are getting a pet fish?????

Lups · 07-14-2018, 11:21 AM

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You are getting a pet fish?????

Honey, I can't even catch a fish!

I did find an abandoned house tho. I'm sure my spouse will be extremely pleased if I can buy it.

" Don't look at the collapsed roof, see how wonderful the roof line is!" I'm going need some tips for this sales pitch.

UncleWede · 07-14-2018, 11:23 AM

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You are getting a pet fish?????

Honey, I can't even catch a fish!

I did find an abandoned house tho. I'm sure my spouse will be extremely pleased if I can buy it.

" Don't look at the collapsed roof, see how wonderful the roof line is!" I'm going need some tips for this sales pitch.

Here's what men always here in the US: "but honey, it was on SALE"

Lups · 07-14-2018, 11:27 AM

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Here's what men always here in the US: "but honey, it was on SALE"

Their lives are easier than mine, I have to use words like " think of how easily plumbing can be done here" and if all else fails, I'll I have to bore him to the point of tears by explaining the superior qualities of early 20th century log cabin structures.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-14-2018, 01:44 PM

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Honey, I can't even catch a fish!

Yeah I remember .I even saw it ! Actually I saw only empty wine bottles on the shores of the lake ...

Captain Blood · 07-14-2018, 01:56 PM

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You are getting a pet fish?????

Honey, I can't even catch a fish!

I did find an abandoned house tho. I'm sure my spouse will be extremely pleased if I can buy it.

" Don't look at the collapsed roof, see how wonderful the roof line is!" I'm going need some tips for this sales pitch.

Rustic

F30lolz · 07-15-2018, 02:26 PM

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hit me hard

No thanks

Lups · 07-15-2018, 02:29 PM

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No thanks

U sure? I could do with a fight right about now.

Joekerr · 07-15-2018, 02:52 PM

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Yeah, but I took his original set away, let him keep the pet name and the kids like the itchy and scratchy show thingy naming policy.

The next pet to enter the house has a name. She will be Rekku (basically translates to dog) Terminator.

I'll give you five pints if you can guess the spieces.

And I reserved a puppy from a trusted breeder for 2019 spring. He will be a gs(or if shit goes down bad, the Swiss version) and his name will be Schnitzel.

Well, the most likely guess would be cat as to species. Somehow I'm not sure that's what it is. So my guess is either rodent or cat.

When do we get to know the answer as to the next species?

Edit: Unless you were serious about the Giant Flemish Rabbit - then my guesses don't count or at least the rodent one doesn't count since its effectively as though you've told me.

Lups · 07-15-2018, 03:06 PM

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Well, the most likely guess would be cat as to species. Somehow I'm not sure that's what it is. So my guess is either rodent or cat.

When do we get to know the answer as to the next species?

Edit: Unless you were serious about the Giant Flemish Rabbit - then my guesses don't count or at least the rodent one doesn't count since its effectively as though you've told me.

Lol, rabits are worse than rodents. Our last sent our dogs to the vet regularly since he was so evil. Our rabit hound had a safe room from the beast that was 1/10 of her size.

Yeah, I'm sucking up to the kids. Rabies is not doing any better so I'm going to buy them the biggest bunny in the world so maybe they won't hate me for killing all their pets after my mom's words.

Joekerr · 07-16-2018, 09:11 AM

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Lol, rabits are worse than rodents. Our last sent our dogs to the vet regularly since he was so evil. Our rabit hound had a safe room from the beast that was 1/10 of her size.

Yeah, I'm sucking up to the kids. Rabies is not doing any better so I'm going to buy them the biggest bunny in the world so maybe they won't hate me for killing all their pets after my mom's words.

I'm pretty sure they aren't going to hate you. I mean, if you can put them through the intolerable cruelty of making their snacks consist of vegetables rather than tasty treats with lots of sugar, and require them to drink milk out of a carton rather than a clear plastic bag, and deny full access to BP because of people like me....well....if you can do all that and have them still love you, I think they'll manage to still love you after putting Kissa and possibly Rabies down too.

They'll be sad though...for sure. I remember when we had to put our last GS mix down (he went psycho too, but cornered my dad rather than another dog and we couldn't take the risk with all the kids in our neighbourhood), my brother was extremely sad...decided to do a little homemade "tattoo" I'll call it to remember our dog by, but he got over it in a month or so.

They'll get there. You are doing this for their good.

Lups · 07-16-2018, 09:26 AM

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I'm pretty sure they aren't going to hate you. I mean, if you can put them through the intolerable cruelty of making their snacks consist of vegetables rather than tasty treats with lots of sugar, and require them to drink milk out of a carton rather than a clear plastic bag, and deny full access to BP because of people like me....well....if you can do all that and have them still love you, I think they'll manage to still love you after putting Kissa and possibly Rabies down too.

They'll be sad though...for sure. I remember when we had to put our last GS mix down (he went psycho too, but cornered my dad rather than another dog and we couldn't take the risk with all the kids in our neighbourhood), my brother was extremely sad...decided to do a little homemade "tattoo" I'll call it to remember our dog by, but he got over it in a month or so.

They'll get there. You are doing this for their good.

Yeah, you'd think, but when I had to put their puppy down because he had a birth defect in his back, they still hate me for it and it's been eight fucking years! Tessa, my old dog had to be put down and 4 years later they're bitter. Now I can't even tell them about the tumor, since that would remind them of my dad.

Yeah, and of course my mother is helping as usual.

Considering how much I love animals and training them, I do keep on killing them a lot.

I'm actually worried now, they didn't want to go protesting even since they're too sad.

Joekerr · 07-16-2018, 11:46 AM

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Yeah, you'd think, but when I had to put their puppy down because he had a birth defect in his back, they still hate me for it and it's been eight fucking years! Tessa, my old dog had to be put down and 4 years later they're bitter. Now I can't even tell them about the tumor, since that would remind them of my dad.

Yeah, and of course my mother is helping as usual.

Considering how much I love animals and training them, I do keep on killing them a lot.

I'm actually worried now, they didn't want to go protesting even since they're too sad.

Hang in there - it is to be expected that they'll be sad. That's normal and right.

BTW - do you know that they want a bunny? If not...get them involved in choosing a new pet...after giving them a month or so to grieve.