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      10-08-2015, 11:57 PM   #67
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Umm thanks, a simple summary would have sufficed. I'm not trying to obtain a permit just trying to get an overview.
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So in AB we don't need any tags. If you have a GDL license you have time restrictions as to when you can drive i.e. not too late at night, you have only a 8 demerit max vs 15 for regular license and there is 0 alcohol tolerance policy vs if you're under .05 others regular license you're probably going to be fine. There may be some other little differences but these are the big ones.
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Is this going to end up like the Indiana University ATO Hazing? Pics/video are not NFSW.
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yeah... speaking of that, if you haven't seen the hot-crazy matrix yet, you probably should use this as your guide.

watch out especially for the "danger zone": "this is where you get your red heads, strippers, anyone named tiffany, hairdressers, ... where your car gets keyed, bunny-in-the-pot, tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail.."
You can't take James Buck Yeager seriously
James Buck Yeager said, "I am going to start killing people!"
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James the Buck Yeager wants to duel and kill people
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University of Supported Civilians, did you say?

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University of Supported Civilians, did you say?

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Was the year 1991 same year as when Marcus Allen went there?

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      10-09-2015, 01:03 AM   #73
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Wouldn't know for sure. I've never actually been to campus, instructors came to me at Point Mugu
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      10-09-2015, 01:19 AM   #74
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So if you drive an M4 what does he drive...this is another dick measuring tool...if it is something like a hellcat or Z06 your out of luck.
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The hotness of said girl as measured against the trouble to win girl is easily plotted on the X/Y axis....
The other parallel universal corollary - its easier to remember, and universally applicable to any woman 30 years of age or older:
1) hot
2) single
3) sane
pick any 2, you don't get all 3.

And the same principle applies as in the hot-crazy matrix - if someone comes up and tells you they found a girl with all 3... tell them RUN, they are really dating a DUDE. Its a tranny...
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You can't take James Buck Yeager seriously
James Buck Yeager said, "I am going to start killing people!"
wtf.. james who? lol ... sorry P, but you gave me a slow pitch over the center of the plate - told you to stay off the crack pipe tonight you know i luv ya right?
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Dumbest thread on OT.



So many beautiful women in the world and y'all are bickering over a thot.

OP- take the L.
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Im going to be honest... Friday night will come along and you will both be trying overly hard. She will lap up the attention but girls will be girls and she shall opt for someone hard to get.

It wont be either of you.

I hope I am wrong though as it appears you do like this girl
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Fighting over a girl is fucking down right stupid. If she's not interested then fuck it, just move on to the next.. And if you already fucked her then mission was accomplished so you really got noting to cry about.. If she does not show interest then move along because there really is not much you can do to win her over. Don't fight over a girl because it makes you look weak (especially in her eyes). There are so many girls out there, don't even waste your time on this one.
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Dumbest thread on OT.



So many beautiful women in the world and y'all are bickering over a thot.

OP- take the L.
Great minds think alike. My jaw dropped when I read this shit.. I had no idea guys still did stuff like this.
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Maybe a trio would do the trick ?
I'm not into crossing swords, but if that's your thing Belgi...it's ok...you're European.
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Attraction is something that happens nearly instantly. It's either there or it is not; it can't be any more black and white than that. OP, why would you want to be with a girl that one into you at one point and then switched to your friend? What does that tell you about the long term? Just move on..
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Attraction is something that happens nearly instantly. It's either there or it is not; it can't be any more black and white than that. OP, why would you want to be with a girl that one into you at one point and then switched to your friend? What does that tell you about the long term? Just move on..
This!!!

To the OP. In college you should not focus on 1 girl. I made that mistake in University. Dated a girl for 2 years...once that was done, I led a Mr.SugarSkulls life until I met my wife 3 years after I was done school.

Any girl that plays friends against each other is a ho. Run away...Also if you friend is doing that knowing how you "feel" about this girl then he's a snake...probably doesn't get laid enough and would stab you in the back for pussy. Cut that muthafucka out of your life as well.
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I had this situation when I was 25 and already working, still lived with my college buddy as a roommate.

This drop-dead gorgeous girl moves in upstairs. I'm talking Brooklyn Decker in real life, so we're both h**** and interested. I tell everyone at work and talk about the girl every day.

One day, she invites me up to watch late night TV/movies. Out of nowhere, she says she would like to give me a massage, don't worry, she does this for all her friends (can't make this up, it still makes me smile to this day). So we're watching TV and I notice she's sitting on me, massaging my back. I couldn't help but feel something is going on.

This is a Thu. night, and as luck would have it, I was going to visit my folks in CT for the weekend, and was leaving Fri. night. Told her that, and next thing you know we are kissing, this was unbelievable!

When I came back on Sunday, she was waiting, and you can guess what happened. Man it makes me smile as I type.

Next day at work, I guess I was out of character because I didn't talk about her. I get back in my office, and this dude Dennis taped a paper on my monitor (it was a CRT back then lol), "STUD!"

Now to the point--my roommate was so jealous, he took a day off from work, and made a pass at her, telling her we were close friends, like brothers (we were), and so we share our women. WHAT???!!!!

Needless to say, we had a falling out that lasted 3 years.

Put it this way, my friend was in my wedding party, so you'll usually sort these things out, but when it comes to women, nobody likes 2nd place, so to the OP, you have to go for it, or you'll never live it down until the next one.

I'm married now with a son, but somewhere in my attic are pics of that girl. Haven't looked at them in years, but it's just a nice memory of when my g/f was like a SI swimsuit model. Incredible.
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This!!!

To the OP. In college you should not focus on 1 girl. I made that mistake in University. Dated a girl for 2 years...once that was done, I led a Mr.SugarSkulls life until I met my wife 3 years after I was done school.

Any girl that plays friends against each other is a ho. Run away...Also if you friend is doing that knowing how you "feel" about this girl then he's a snake...probably doesn't get laid enough and would stab you in the back for pussy. Cut that muthafucka out of your life as well.
Excellent point. If you buddy is that desperate for pussy that he will try and take your girl, and damn near fight you for it then you need to cut his ass off ASAP.

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Cut all the losers out of your life.
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Attraction is something that happens nearly instantly. It's either there or it is not; it can't be any more black and white than that. OP, why would you want to be with a girl that one into you at one point and then switched to your friend? What does that tell you about the long term? Just move on..
This!!!

To the OP. In college you should not focus on 1 girl. I made that mistake in University. Dated a girl for 2 years...once that was done, I led a Mr.SugarSkulls life until I met my wife 3 years after I was done school.

Any girl that plays friends against each other is a ho. Run away...Also if you friend is doing that knowing how you "feel" about this girl then he's a snake...probably doesn't get laid enough and would stab you in the back for pussy. Cut that muthafucka out of your life as well.
You gave up the good life, my Canadian friend.

I'm just over here...
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I had this situation when I was 25 and already working, still lived with my college buddy as a roommate.

This drop-dead gorgeous girl moves in upstairs. I'm talking Brooklyn Decker in real life, so we're both h**** and interested. I tell everyone at work and talk about the girl every day.

One day, she invites me up to watch late night TV/movies. Out of nowhere, she says she would like to give me a massage, don't worry, she does this for all her friends (can't make this up, it still makes me smile to this day). So we're watching TV and I notice she's sitting on me, massaging my back. I couldn't help but feel something is going on.

This is a Thu. night, and as luck would have it, I was going to visit my folks in CT for the weekend, and was leaving Fri. night. Told her that, and next thing you know we are kissing, this was unbelievable!

When I came back on Sunday, she was waiting, and you can guess what happened. Man it makes me smile as I type.

Next day at work, I guess I was out of character because I didn't talk about her. I get back in my office, and this dude Dennis taped a paper on my monitor (it was a CRT back then lol), "STUD!"

Now to the point--my roommate was so jealous, he took a day off from work, and made a pass at her, telling her we were close friends, like brothers (we were), and so we share our women. WHAT???!!!!

Needless to say, we had a falling out that lasted 3 years.

Put it this way, my friend was in my wedding party, so you'll usually sort these things out, but when it comes to women, nobody likes 2nd place, so to the OP, you have to go for it, or you'll never live it down until the next one.

I'm married now with a son, but somewhere in my attic are pics of that girl. Haven't looked at them in years, but it's just a nice memory of when my g/f was like a SI swimsuit model. Incredible.
Pics of said SI swimsuit model or I call bullshit on this Penthouse Forum story.
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Too lazy to read the other pages but has anyone asked for pics of said girl?
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