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A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.
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Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!
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Male on the right. $5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken. |
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Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest. |
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Also see post in Confess Here. I seriously know shit about birds, but I can google the hell out of anything. Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was. |
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Our species and theirs do share many similarities. I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting. Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis. |
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According to them they are in very high demand.
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I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.
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Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol |
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...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".
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Agree! Was watching a show with them last night called "The secrets of the Zoo: Down Under." Had an episode about cute Koalas. It was on the Nat Geo Wild channel. Very good show with lots of wonderful animals.
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Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.
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