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She acts like it's the most offensive word possible. I guess they didn't use the term in S. FL where she grew up, but it was all over TN. I can even say it when we're not arguing, and she'll still get upset. Absolutely ridiculous lol
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04-07-2021, 11:27 AM | #8344 |
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"Yes, dear"
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04-07-2021, 11:29 AM | #8345 |
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Single and not dating is fantastic. Can quite literally do anything at any time, without consulting an other. Plus there is a lot more money in the bank for toys and trips!
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04-07-2021, 11:39 AM | #8346 |
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Wait until you guys get older and she witholds the SEX....you learn the perfect unnunciation of "Yes dear" reallllllll fast
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04-07-2021, 11:44 AM | #8347 | |
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Been here. Second wife. I'm extremely lucky in this aspect these days. If the girlfriend and I are in a disagreement, if it isn't resolve quickly, then she isn't getting sex either. Our disagreements typically don't last very long. We are both whipped. |
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04-07-2021, 12:32 PM | #8348 |
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Haha hopefully we never run into that. After 9years, neither of us have used sex as a weapon. Doubt it would have much weight anyways - don't get me wrong we are a 1-2x a week couple. But that number can go up drastically or dry out for 2 weeks without either of us noticing. We just go with the flow - hakuna matata
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04-07-2021, 02:42 PM | #8349 |
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04-08-2021, 05:57 PM | #8351 |
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04-08-2021, 06:05 PM | #8353 |
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I was going to suggest dry cleaning, sanitizing, etc.....
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Wife and I went for a walk yesterday. She started out with a jacket and by the time we got to the end of the drive way she said it was too warm.
She took her jacket off and was gonna carry it, and I just put it in the mailbox. Her response was.... Sara better not get it.... |
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I'd have just bought another jacket.
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I mentioned all of this to the girlfriend too. We decided that Sara is a Soviet spy and there was microfilm hidden in the jacket somewhere.....and all this took place in the age where spies had microfilm....I dunno 60's, 70's 80's? It's early and the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. |
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04-09-2021, 11:57 AM | #8357 | |
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04-10-2021, 09:30 AM | #8358 |
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Hair salon time. Date night. Though we’re having severe weather today. We’ll see.
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