What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Ever had someone barely lick your dick before trying to have sex?

It sucks and ruins the rest of time.

Was that the only complaint?

I was with this 18-9yr old once (relax, I was 27) and she was so tight it was no fun.
She came like a banshee.. contracting her thing.. like literally ejected me out of there.. never experienced that before. Tightness if overrated.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-03-2015, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

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Dude..you deserve my place more than I do.

I haven't had any since that lame Asian girl from tinder

Left her quivering, crying, laughing, convulsing, and then not being able to breathe two nights ago. Yesterday was almost as epic, but not quite. Either way, I felt like walking around town with my dick out.

Why's it been so dry? Do you only Tinder or do you make a point of talking to chicks at the grocery store and stuff?

That's just....wow. Lups- see what you're missing out on?

I've been swamped with projects! It's come down to social life or gym time- and unfortunately, I'll always chose gym time.

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I'm proud of you Grimmy! Talking is the first step to hugging, and hugging is the first step to kissing, and kissing is the first step to sex..., so you're like.... almost there!

Long road.. I swear every since youtube was invented.. it's just so much work, I ain't got the energy of you young bucks

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-03-2015, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Ever had someone barely lick your dick before trying to have sex?

It sucks and ruins the rest of time.

Was that the only complaint?

I was with this 18-9yr old once (relax, I was 27) and she was so tight it was no fun.
She came like a banshee.. contracting her thing.. like literally ejected me out of there.. never experienced that before. Tightness if overrated.

Same issue with this one (tightness)

I can appreciate a firm but not necessarily hand grip tight woman. Cause I'm with you- it's just uncomfortable.

Oh also- she didn't even want to try face riding. She was just too inexperienced for my likes.

Billup · 06-03-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

That's just....wow. Lups- see what you're missing out on?

I've been swamped with projects! It's come down to social life or gym time- and unfortunately, I'll always chose gym time.

Understandable, but you really should make some time for yourself to actually get out and meet strangers. Sometimes I go to the grocery store or Target for no reason other than to talk to girls.

It's alright to get away from the usual every now and then, even if it's once a week for an hour.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-03-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

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That's just....wow. Lups- see what you're missing out on?

I've been swamped with projects! It's come down to social life or gym time- and unfortunately, I'll always chose gym time.

Understandable, but you really should make some time for yourself to actually get out and meet strangers. Sometimes I go to the grocery store or Target for no reason other than to talk to girls.

It's alright to get away from the usual every now and then, even if it's once a week for an hour.

Well after reading your little tidbit, color me inspired!

Billup · 06-03-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Long road.. I swear every since youtube was invented.. it's just so much work, I ain't got the energy of you young bucks

What's the fun in catching the fish if you only have to toss the real once without any bait?

Nkc · 06-03-2015, 02:19 PM

Please have sex with a mom that has recently given birth and then come back and tell me if "tightness" is overrated.

Billup · 06-03-2015, 02:20 PM

Tightness is never overrated.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-03-2015, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Please have sex with a mom that has recently given birth and then come back and tell me if "tightness" is overrated.

....no thank you. I'll take your word for it.

Besides- I don't mess with moms. Why? Because I KNOW they're fertile. At least one who hasn't had kids- I'm not sure if they are or not(I know, weird reasoning but hey it works for me) Kids and I don't mix.

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Same issue with this one (tightness)

I can appreciate a firm but not necessarily hand grip tight woman. Cause I'm with you- it's just uncomfortable.

Oh also- she didn't even want to try face riding. She was just too inexperienced for my likes.

Sheet.. yeah hard to see an asian doing that face riding... haha why am I thinking of my whore of an ex-gf again

Not to get too technical, I prefer the 'post' female appreciation state, the opposite of tightness if you know what i mean .. i need softness!

Well at least she wasn't a whore - the kind that literally does EVERY guy.. i tried it once and never again man.

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

What's the fun in catching the fish if you only have to toss the real once without any bait?

exactly.. actually i have no idea what you mean, seriously

it was so sad, after talking to said girl, i mean like I just can't be bothered to wait... then see if you still want to talk to them again the next day

Nkc · 06-03-2015, 02:26 PM

Grimmy seriously how long does it take to find a gf in hk when you're rolling around in a 5er?

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Please have sex with a mom that has recently given birth and then come back and tell me if "tightness" is overrated.

Well how's the missus doing?

I do remember once there was a girl (non-mom) that was incredibly loose.. and you could tell she liked sex.. and she had these weird indentations ('bump') inside her thing.. i think she liked to rub it with a large object too often

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

....no thank you. I'll take your word for it.

Besides- I don't mess with moms. Why? Because I KNOW they're fertile. At least one who hasn't had kids- I'm not sure if they are or not(I know, weird reasoning but hey it works for me) Kids and I don't mix.

Haha, yeah moms so horny.. but they don't realize they don't keep up their looks.. so unless their going to rape me in the parking lot..
And you KNOW some of them just want the damn sperm get preggers again

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Grimmy seriously how long does it take to find a gf in hk when you're rolling around in a 5er?

You're right... I'm pathetic

But I'll never stop trying!

Stop disillusioning me with reality..

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-03-2015, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Please have sex with a mom that has recently given birth and then come back and tell me if "tightness" is overrated.

Well how's the missus doing?

I do remember once there was a girl (non-mom) that was incredibly loose.. and you could tell she liked sex.. and she had these weird indentations ('bump') inside her thing.. i think she liked to rub it with a large object too often

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

....no thank you. I'll take your word for it.

Besides- I don't mess with moms. Why? Because I KNOW they're fertile. At least one who hasn't had kids- I'm not sure if they are or not(I know, weird reasoning but hey it works for me) Kids and I don't mix.

Haha, yeah moms so horny.. but they don't realize they don't keep up their looks.. so unless their going to rape me in the parking lot..
And you KNOW some of them just want the damn sperm get preggers again

LOL, I don't know you, but I like you.

That whole response was just golden.

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

LOL, I don't know you, but I like you.

That whole response was just golden.

I'd email my face so you can think of me in private.. but just for you ok

Nkc · 06-03-2015, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

You're right... I'm pathetic

But I'll never stop trying!

Stop disillusioning me with reality..

I'm cheering for you bro. Can't wait for the day that you finally land something solid and tell us all about it.

Billup · 06-03-2015, 02:38 PM

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I'm cheering for you bro. Can't wait for the day that you finally land something solid and tell us all about it.

I agree. Grimmy needs to finally get out of the bushes and get a story to share with us.

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I'm cheering for you bro. Can't wait for the day that you finally land something solid and tell us all about it.

Thank you even though that was dripping in sarcasm

But hey you know how Litos got so popular? He posted his wife's tits..

grimlock · 06-03-2015, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I agree. Grimmy needs to finally get out of the bushes and get a story to share with us.

fine... someone that is not linked to me
this was the thai chick i thought was female but turned out it wasn't

https://instagram.com/jehme_nakapapa/

Nkc · 06-03-2015, 02:44 PM

My remarks were not sarcastic. I can't think of anything else in ot that would make me happier.

Ok maybe if litos came back with more if his wife pics lol.

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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	My remarks were not sarcastic. I can't think of anything else in ot that would make me happier. Ok maybe if litos came back with more if his wife pics lol.
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