Tinder/Dating Apps

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Stay the hell away from my dog.

That's the meanest thing you've ever said...

(Did you take him to the east coast btw?)

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I think I have cold feet. I did this with POP. I claim I want to be wifed up and when they become clingy I push away. Then I bitch that I'm not wifed up. Wtf

You just need to focus on yourself Sara...

Stop this dating bullshit, flying to meet some dude you know nothing about, becoming obsessed and clingy with these dudes...it sends wrong vibe

Just focus on yourself, your child, your career, your goals...and the right dude will fall into your lap, trust me...

And when he does, don't scare him away like you did Boston...take it easy, be skeptical about the relationship, force HIM to make YOU fall in love with him

#fathertimewithsmooshy

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That's playing with fire.

Well, highlighted like that looks like he's busting a R.Kelly, yes...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That's playing with fire.

I mean, true. It means they're proven fertile. But I'm a weird one. I have a gym body, but I prefer more of a "mom bod" to bone.

You know, those who aren't really toned but not fat. But they jiggle when they jog/run/walk/getfuckedfromtheback/anything causes the thighs to clap back.

[Sara]

So the hot Belgium guy, my co worker matched him too.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

You just need to focus on yourself Sara...

Stop this dating bullshit, flying to meet some dude you know nothing about, becoming obsessed and clingy with these dudes...it sends wrong vibe

Just focus on yourself, your child, your career, your goals...and the right dude will fall into your lap, trust me...

And when he does, don't scare him away like you did Boston...take it easy, be skeptical about the relationship, force HIM to make YOU fall in love with him

#fathertimewithsmooshy

Okay seriously? The jig is up... Where is the real smoosh and what have you done with him?

Someone alert a moderator or something... Clearly someone's hacked smoosh's account...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

Okay seriously? The jig is up... Where is the real smoosh and what have you done with him?

Someone alert a moderator or something... Clearly someone's hacked smoosh's account...

Hey what can I say, I learned from the best...

Oh, and your dickish self gave me a few pointers along the way...no credit to you though...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Okay seriously? The jig is up... Where is the real smoosh and what have you done with him?

Someone alert a moderator or something... Clearly someone's hacked smoosh's account...

Yeah. Being back #creampiesmoosh

[Sara]

Originally Posted by smoosh

You just need to focus on yourself Sara...

Stop this dating bullshit, flying to meet some dude you know nothing about, becoming obsessed and clingy with these dudes...it sends wrong vibe

Just focus on yourself, your child, your career, your goals...and the right dude will fall into your lap, trust me...

And when he does, don't scare him away like you did Boston...take it easy, be skeptical about the relationship, force HIM to make YOU fall in love with him

#fathertimewithsmooshy

Who are you? I want Smooshy back

[Sara]

Sweet dreams everyone

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's the meanest thing you've ever said...

(Did you take him to the east coast btw?)

Yup, he's been to more countries than most of my friends. He's a certified ADA service dog after my near death flight incident so he flies with me every where I go with the exception of Australia because of their quarantine requirements entering/exiting the continent

But don't worry, we're ahead of schedule. We'll be back in SoCal mid sept it looks like

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well, highlighted like that looks like he's busting a R.Kelly, yes...

Lmao. I just got that.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Who are you? I want Smooshy back

I'mma growin Baby and I so escited

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Yup, he's been to more countries than most of my friends. He's a certified ADA service dog after my near death flight incident so he flies with me every where I go with the exception of Australia because of their quarantine requirements entering/exiting the country.

But don't worry, we're ahead of schedule. We'll be back in SoCal mid sept it looks like

What inflight near death experience ?? Did they run out of Perrier?

Seriously though, what happened?

Otis that white bulldog was also a ADA dog... Was hilarious to see him in his little vest that he outgrew... Like s white marshmallow oozing out of it...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lmao. I just got that.

Don't disappoint me, ducky... You're usually pretty sharp...

[1MOREMOD]

Smoosh is human, who knew

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

What inflight near death experience ?? Did they run out of Perrier?

Seriously though, what happened?

Otis that white bulldog was also a ADA dog... Was hilarious to see him in his little vest that he outgrew... Like s white marshmallow oozing out of it...

I HATE when this happens.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

What inflight near death experience ?? Did they run out of Perrier?

Seriously though, what happened?

Otis that white bulldog was also a ADA dog... Was hilarious to see him in his little vest that he outgrew... Like s white marshmallow oozing out of it...

Hahahaahahhahaa fuck the French. That actually made me laugh.

I posted it on that "near death experience" thread. Was coming back from the UK- and I have no idea what the hell we hit, but the engine failed- and began to nose dive/free fall. All the power went out, oxygen masks dropped, everyone was literally screaming/praying- it was deafening yet a weird silence because I legit thought that was it. Phones weren't working (obviously) so on my right arm (no tattoos) I wrote down "I love you mom, grandma, brother, bowser" and my name incase they found my body and could relay the message.

Somehow- power came back up and were forced to make an emergency landing.

Bowsers always been well trained but I did have to have someone help me how to teach him not to "seek" attention by jumping. But he obeys all commands now- and as long as we aren't on a plane I don't mind people petting him. On the plane though, he's not allowed to be. Plus any form of turbulence and I freak out which he presses up against my leg/ licks my hand to calm me down. Just to settle the anxiety.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Don't disappoint me, ducky... You're usually pretty sharp...

I am ashamed of myself. I have no excuses.

[1MOREMOD]

Sounds like another case of bogus service dog.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sounds like another case of bogus service dog.

Don't be jelly your dog isn't

[1MOREMOD]

No I'm not jealous. That's just abuse of the system. Might as well sign up for welfare while your at it.