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      11-04-2024, 08:22 AM   #7657
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Well we know Murf the Surf is scurvy free.
He's also very handsome because alcohol is a preservative.
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He's also very handsome because alcohol is a preservative.
...and also an accelerant come cremation time.....
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It's been so long I can't remember who gets tied up first. Might be the rum talking......nevermind.
A man expecting to have sex with a young woman after allowing her to tie him up on the beach was instead attacked with a hatchet, according to a Volusia County Sheriff's Office report.....

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      11-04-2024, 10:18 AM   #7660
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Sounds pizzagatey.
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      11-04-2024, 11:02 AM   #7661
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He's also very handsome because alcohol is a preservative.
That might be the fruity wine talking.
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      11-04-2024, 11:27 AM   #7662
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I've always wondered why they didn't include Ulysses S. Granite.
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      11-04-2024, 11:49 AM   #7663
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I've always wondered why they didn't include Ulysses S. Granite.
He was stoned and didn't show-up for the interview.
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      11-04-2024, 02:48 PM   #7665
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I'd post in the sports lounge but this is too funny to be wasted there.
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I'm wondering if they are going to be saved by pierates. Arggg.
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He was stoned and didn't show-up for the interview.
Good one LJ. Are you using Cliff Notes?
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I'm wondering if they are going to be saved by pirates. Arggg.
Fix it for you. But I see what you did there:

Dessert island.
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Fix it for you. But I see what you did there:

Dessert island.
Thanks for fixing it, but I'm broken on purpose!
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Too much coffee this morning

Is that a bottle of rum and some kind of a plug on the top of the toilet?
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BMW?
If it can be coded to turn itself off, this ass may be a donkey.


Note: Apologies to all. I'm having a particularly weird day. I usually pay for that with groan-worthy unfunny to everyone-but-me humor. I promise to stop now.
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This made me laugh....it's the rum talkin'
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