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      02-10-2021, 03:34 PM   #7503
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I dunno, he looks like a bit of a dick. Maybe has a nice personality though.
His name is Richard Cranium
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      02-10-2021, 03:46 PM   #7504
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His name is Richard Cranium
My apologies, I should have used his formal name. I was being way too casual!
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      02-11-2021, 07:24 AM   #7505
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Never ask, "It looks like you and your blonde friend in your picture have quite a bit of fun...can you bring her when we meet up?"

This never goes well.
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A love story just for you King Rudi

Thank you. Needed the laugh this morning.

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Never ask, "It looks like you and your blonde friend in your picture have quite a bit of fun...can you bring her when we meet up?"

This never goes well.
Tsk tsk....MK.....that's why you don't ask.
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      02-12-2021, 10:23 AM   #7507
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And speaking of dating, I had a nightmare...


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      02-12-2021, 08:11 PM   #7508
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When your ex-wife calls you and says the computer algorithms selected you as her perfect match.

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Going to bed in a few moments after another call-back. Hair appointment this afternoon. Pick-up gown from the dry-cleaner and slowly getting ready for my date tonight.

HAGWE all!
Have the best time!
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      02-13-2021, 12:14 PM   #7510
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Never ask, "It looks like you and your blonde friend in your picture have quite a bit of fun...can you bring her when we meet up?"

This never goes well.
This reminded me of a birthday, many years ago. My girlfriend at the time asked me what I'd like for my upcoming birthday. I playfully responded, "what does every guy want?" which brought a moment of silence and then a big smile.

Fast forward a few weeks, we go to a bar for a drink and she introduces me to a beautiful friend who tends bar there. As we are returning to my car, she asks what I think about her and then asks if she'd work. A couple weeks later, a group of friends go to a club and while out on the dance floor the girlfriend says, "let's go, tonights the night". Needless to say, it was quite the birthday gift and perhaps the best ever.
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This reminded me of a birthday, many years ago. My girlfriend at the time asked me what I'd like for my upcoming birthday. I playfully responded, "what does every guy want?" which brought a moment of silence and then a big smile.

Fast forward a few weeks, we go to a bar for a drink and she introduces me to a beautiful friend who tends bar there. As we are returning to my car, she asks what I think about her and then asks if she'd work. A couple weeks later, a group of friends go to a club and while out on the dance floor the girlfriend says, "let's go, tonights the night". Needless to say, it was quite the birthday gift and perhaps the best ever.
I assume there was a good reason for this girlfriend no longer being your girlfriend??
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It was fun but it was not a serious relationship, we were in our mid twenties and I was looking at traveling more than settling down.
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Girlfriend just flew in from Denver. Picked her up from MSY and she's getting hair and nails done for our date tonight.
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Girlfriend just flew in from Denver. Picked her up from MSY and she's getting hair and nails done for our date tonight.
I’m confused as hell right now. You said you just took “wifey’s” car to an appointment in a thread yesterday. Is this other girl your side piece?? Or open relationship type of marriage? No hate either way. Lol
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I’m confused as hell right now. You said you just took “wifey’s” car to an appointment in a thread yesterday. Is this other girl your side piece?? Or open relationship type of marriage? No hate either way. Lol
Ex-wife.
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Ex-wife.
Oh whew. I thought wifey meant current spouse. I was like wait a minute!!!!!
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Oh whew. I thought wifey meant current spouse. I was like wait a minute!!!!!
Lol. I only answered for him because he’ll probably be indisposed for a bit.
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He'll be in something, yeah...

.... I'll see myself out now
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He'll be in something, yeah...

.... I'll see myself out now
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Alright MKSixer How did it go?
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      02-14-2021, 08:43 AM   #7522
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Alright MKSixer How did it go?
It’s v day, let’s see if he’s allowed to use his phone or if it must be sheathed in the front pocket.
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I’m confused as hell right now. You said you just took “wifey’s” car to an appointment in a thread yesterday. Is this other girl your side piece?? Or open relationship type of marriage? No hate either way. Lol
Sorry about the confusion!!

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It’s v day, let’s see if he’s allowed to use his phone or if it must be sheathed in the front pocket.
Ha! See the post above!!
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