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      04-05-2009, 10:49 PM   #7481
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im about to dip my arm in kerosene, light it on fire and fist fuck a goat
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I have a goat. True story.




Blackie......Jacqueline and the goat.
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i dont fuck goats, that phrase i heard today on youtube and it cracked me up...


LOL nice goat, do anything freaky with it?
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i dont fuck goats, that phrase i heard today on youtube and it cracked me up...


LOL nice goat, do anything freaky with it?
He's just a pasture ornament. Keeps the horses company.
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He's just a pasture ornament. Keeps the horses company.


The horses ever do anything freaky to him?
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The horses ever do anything freaky to him?
Ferrasol actually chases him sometimes. Other than that, they dont mind him. At first, they didnt know what the fuck he was. Jacqueline was scared shitless of him for the longest time.
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Hey Phiber, I was down in SoCal the other day to take a look at USC. lovely campus....
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Im on vacation
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Wish I lived in Cali or something, it's raining like crazy. It even hailed. What's the weather down there?
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Warm and sunny, mid 70
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Around 80. It was probably close to 85 yesterday. Heading to the beach.
Damn lucky, 55, dark, gloomy, and rainy lol. Hopefully it all clears up by spring break.
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Damn lucky, 55, dark, gloomy, and rainy lol. Hopefully it all clears up by spring break.
I woke up to snow this morning!!!!!
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I woke up to snow this morning!!!!!
Ohh you have much worse man lol, ganna make a snowman?
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Ohh you have much worse man lol, ganna make a snowman?
No, it already melted
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No, it already melted
Damn that sucks, theirs always next year lol.
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by snow did you mean cum?
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