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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No I'm old sometimes I have to spit on her back and pretend

u srs bro ?

[1MOREMOD]

Yes sometimes I have to duct tape popsicle sticks to it to keep it up

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes sometimes I have to duct tape popsicle sticks to it to keep it up

omg i literally can't even..

I am willing to provide assistance for your lovely, FYI...

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes sometimes I have to duct tape popsicle sticks to it to keep it up

impressive----8 red bulls work too

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by smoosh

omg i literally can't even..

I am willing to provide assistance for your lovely, FYI...

Yes I'm sure or if she was a transgender troll.

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Originally Posted by shoei

If you practice law like you rap / write poetry, your clients are fucked, FYI...

Let the haters hate, I'mma do me shawty

And if ya'll don't like me, I'll have my boy EALm4 swing by and give you a nice little gift.

Mike. Prepare the bag of dicks, Sailor. ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Mr.SugarSkulls Clear the flight deck, the dicks are ready for takeoff up shoei's asshole.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm a transgender troll.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Let the haters hate, I'mma do me shawty

And if ya'll don't like me, I'll have my boy EALm4 swing by and give you a nice little gift.

Mike. Prepare the bag of dicks, Sailor. ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Mr.SugarSkulls Clear the flight deck, the dicks are ready for takeoff up shoei's asshole.

dicks, fluff, cocked and loaded, SIR

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Let the haters hate, I'mma do me shawty

And if ya'll don't like me, I'll have my boy EALm4 swing by and give you a nice little gift.

Mike. Prepare the bag of dicks, Sailor. ALL HANDS ON DECK!
Mr.SugarSkulls Clear the flight deck, the dicks are ready for takeoff up shoei's asshole.

Yep... Same thing... clients are fucked... Might as well just plead guilty...

Also... Might want to teach your boy mike to not say he's fluffed the dicks... Losing mad street cred in the rap game if your boy continues to fluff your dick...

Please stop rapping and go find an in 'n out that won't puss out and not do a burger larger than a 4x4...

[Mike.]

Yeah that was so gay idk why I said that.


In other news I have a hot Indian girl coming hard at the kid!!!

[Mike.]

Check it

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Originally Posted by shoei

Yep... Same thing... clients are fucked... Might as well just plead guilty...

Also... Might want to teach your boy mike to not say he's fluffed the dicks... Losing mad street cred in the rap game if your boy continues to fluff your dick...

Please stop rapping and go find an in 'n out that won't puss out and not do a burger larger than a 4x4...

Not today, stomach checked out on me this weekend, I've been having leaky poops all day long

Let me barrow a diaper and I'll try to rally and visit in-n-out

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah the extra ttts on butt means she wants it there right

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Check it

My boy!!!

If you need advice on Indian girls, ask away Aatish will chime in too. We are both quite versed on that topic.

As for right now, my best suggestion to you is...umm...how do I put this clearly...

Unmatch immediately and forget you ever spoke to her.

[Mike.]

Oh no dude I've dated an Indian girl before and she used the race card on me because I didn't want to pick her up. I got a taste!! Hahah

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Oh no dude I've dated an Indian girl before and she used the race card on me because I didn't want to pick her up. I got a taste!! Hahah

Hah proceed at your own risk then

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah proceed at your own risk then

oh shit I might come down to DC dude. The condo is open

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Originally Posted by Mike.

oh shit I might come down to DC dude. The condo is open

What!? what condo?

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What!? what condo?

I have a company condo

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Originally Posted by Mike.

I have a company condo

Dude!! Get your ass down to DC !!

[08njSTEP]

Is that what the kids are calling a cardboard box outside the bus station now....a condo
J/K

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Is that what the kids are calling a cardboard box outside the bus station now....a condo
J/K

I'll have you know, mother fucker, I live in a medium-sized bookshelf covered by a garage door. So hold your smart ass comments