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      01-18-2021, 08:29 PM   #7085
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and who the hell implemented this shit: "This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 26 seconds."
Half-baked attempt to slow spambots down by making them wait 60 seconds between spam posts.

What's annoying is that the same 60 second wait rule applies to anyone trying to report spam through the forum's abuse triangles of doom.....
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and who the hell implemented this shit: "This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 26 seconds."
This should maybe remind the users to edit their just dropped previous post instead of double or triple posts in a row
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      01-19-2021, 12:35 PM   #7088
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Do not, repeat, DO NOT, ask about the hottie in the picture with the girl on the dating site. It NEVER goes well.
It went well for me......once. Once.
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      01-19-2021, 01:21 PM   #7089
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That shit's been there for years. I consider it a badge of honor if I can count down the 25 seconds without looking and have it tell me again I have to wait 1 more second.
It used to be like 15 seconds, then they upped it to 30 seconds.......now it's a full minute.
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      01-19-2021, 01:22 PM   #7090
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This should maybe remind the users to edit their just dropped previous post instead of double or triple posts in a row
You would hate texting me.
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      01-19-2021, 04:55 PM   #7091
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      01-19-2021, 06:24 PM   #7092
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      01-20-2021, 02:48 AM   #7093
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You would hate texting me.
Give it a try
Its a difference to text with somebody onto the mobile or here in a forum.
Im quite sure that they had added the penalty time just for your long absence :P
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people who send sentences in different texts >> people who write paragraphs
This!

Sure fire way for me not to read a text is to send me a damn sms tome. Wont even bother.
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      01-20-2021, 08:30 AM   #7095
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What have you been up to?!!
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Oh just same shit different day.


You guys been behaving in my absence?
Also just noticed you're back. I see you're now in Bethesda, MD. You're in my neck of the woods. You here permanently?
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Also just noticed you're back. I see you're now in Bethesda, MD. You're in my neck of the woods. You here permanently?
I've been here 3 years. Moving back to Louisiana though. I'm much more at home in the south.
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Also just noticed you're back. I see you're now in Bethesda, MD. You're in my neck of the woods. You here permanently?
I've been here 3 years. Moving back to Louisiana though. I'm much more at home in the south.
Which part of Louisiana?
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Which part of Louisiana?
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I thought Saraland was in Alabama? I think I've seen the city limit signs for it before.
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I thought Saraland was in Alabama? I think I've seen the city limit signs for it before.
Quoted as proof women can't/don't read maps. <points to Alabama Building Inspections marker>
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Quoted as proof women can't/don't read maps. <points to Alabama Building Inspections marker>
HAHA. Guilty.
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HAHA. Guilty.
As can be. But I admit that I'd lost the trace onto the map following your route. Ended up there, good enough for a joke.
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      01-21-2021, 12:40 PM   #7104
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As can be. But I admit that I'd lost the trace onto the map following your route. Ended up there, good enough for a joke.
I missed the turn to my own street last week.

My mind was completely elsewhere lol. Soooooo stressed with moving. Your brain ever go on autopilot when driving? That shit is crazy.
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I very occasionally 'wake up' while driving. Never in the wrong place or anything bad happening, but unable to remember anything about the last few minutes of driving. I've spoken to a few others who also get it
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I missed the turn to my own street last week.

My mind was completely elsewhere lol. Soooooo stressed with moving. Your brain ever go on autopilot when driving? That shit is crazy.
Thats human and could happen to anybody.
As I got my last new car I was so enthusiastic at driving it home that I'd missed to turn into my street
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