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      07-22-2016, 07:59 AM   #6821
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      07-22-2016, 07:59 AM   #6822
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poor Sara
Sara is not poor .
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      07-22-2016, 08:01 AM   #6823
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poor Sara
Poor Sara indeed. She doesn't deserve that from "some random" who definitely isn't Grimlock. I am suuuuure her getting pregnant and becoming lifelong connected to some asshat because of her daughter was all part of her master plan. Pssh. I know she plays the part here, but this comment is just ignorant.
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      07-22-2016, 08:40 AM   #6824
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Completely disagree man

I'd reconsider your pics and bio then

I'm 100% Indian (I speak 6 Middle East languages for Christ's sake) and I've had tremendous success on Tinder and Bumble with white chicks (only pursue white girls)

The key is...are you ready for it?

Look Americanized
This is my main picture -



I'm always wearing jeans and shirts or button downs on my other pictures. It's no different from what you're wearing in your avatar picture!
Just woke up from a 3 hour nights sleep so I'm not there fully yet (will PM you later for more deets), but...

DUDE!!!

You're an f'ing med student and you have a profile pic of you making best friends with a fucking tree!? Missed what kind of practice, but take a pic gutting open a goddamm human being, or of those ear muff looking heart-hearers around your neck, or of you smiling candidly after helping save a baby's life.

My point= play up the fact that you're a med student, not that you have a fetish for trees!!
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      07-22-2016, 08:53 AM   #6825
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Just woke up from a 3 hour nights sleep so I'm not there fully yet (will PM you later for more deets), but...

DUDE!!!

You're an f'ing med student and you have a profile pic of you making best friends with a fucking tree!? Missed what kind of practice, but take a pic gutting open a goddamm human being, or of those ear muff looking heart-hearers around your neck, or of you smiling candidly after helping save a baby's life.

My point= play up the fact that you're a med student, not that you have a fetish for trees!!
Interesting bud...You never saw fucking sexy trees ?
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      07-22-2016, 09:06 AM   #6826
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I cant stand tinder, you know those girls can't be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds.

F87luv is more my type, mature, she knows what she wants, she's in for the long run, she doesn't need a lot of help and she makes her own money.
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      07-22-2016, 09:14 AM   #6828
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I cant stand tinder, you know those girls can't be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds.

F87luv is more my type, mature, she knows what she wants, she's in for the long run, she doesn't need a lot of help and she makes her own money.
Leg humping...Good job bro !
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I cant stand tinder, you know those girls can't be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds.

F87luv is more my type, mature, she knows what she wants, she's in for the long run, she doesn't need a lot of help and she makes her own money.


F87LUV I found your new boyfriend.
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      07-22-2016, 09:19 AM   #6830
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Leg humping...Good job bro !
You recognize it here do you?
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      07-22-2016, 09:37 AM   #6831
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To be honest though, sadly, about 50% of white chicks just aren't into Indians, no matter how good looking. They just can't be seen with any guy who's not white. Not like I give a shit (I mean, it's their problem/loss, not mine), just saying
While this is probably true for some, I don't think it's even the majority of the case. People have types, and you like what you like. Can I appreciate that someone is stunningly attractive? For sure. Does it mean I want to screw them? No. It's got nothing to do with "don't want to be seen with them."
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Are we taking tree pictures? I want a tree picture!
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      07-22-2016, 09:44 AM   #6833
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While this is probably true for some, I don't think it's even the majority of the case. People have types, and you like what you like. Can I appreciate that someone is stunningly attractive? For sure. Does it mean I want to screw them? No. It's got nothing to do with "don't want to be seen with them."
Wait, I thought the whole point of the game was to screw all the attractive ones? Am I missing something here!?
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Wait, I thought the whole point of the game was to screw all the attractive ones? Am I missing something here!?
The attractive ones are usually;
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Source; I'm dumb as a doorknob
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Wait, I thought the whole point of the game was to screw all the attractive ones? Am I missing something here!?
I think that's how you end up with herpes.

Edit: and/or child support.
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That list basically describes all my ex-girlfriends.
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I think that's how you end up with herpes.
That's the gift that keeps on giving, right? Free never ending gifts for everyone!
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That list basically describes all my ex-girlfriends.
Yup, but you know what, somehow can't escape it. Oh well.
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Yup, but you know what, somehow can't escape it. Oh well.
Tell me about it. It's like, that's the only type of girl I'm attracted to. TF
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I cant stand tinder, you know those girls can't be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds.

F87luv is more my type, mature, she knows what she wants, she's in for the long run, she doesn't need a lot of help and she makes her own money.
so what are you waiting for...

ask her for the time
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Tell me about it. It's like, that's the only type of girl I'm attracted to. TF
Fun part is, they aren't all like that. Just have to filter through and set your own standards of what you can and can't deal with.

Bitch about frivolous things that have zero impact on life as a whole? Deuces.
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so what are you waiting for...

ask her for the time
She's the type of woman i like that's all, wasn't leg humping ,since we were discussing dating apps i mentioned that tinder doesn't have the successful women i'm into.
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I cant stand tinder, you know those girls can't be in a relationship for more than 2 seconds.
Exactly, which is why I'm not looking for a girlfriend/wife on there!!

The chicks I hit on in my local Starbucks in the mornings are potential wives
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