Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is

Shhhhhhh. I don't want him coming back and rewarding us with some prancercize nonsense, or worse yet those nasty foot pictures.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is

Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.

Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.

See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.

Well played.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches?

No one ever told me about this, i had to find out on my own.......and apparently still finding out.

[UncleWede]

Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

I DID swear off men. I'm not banging him, I just want his stuff.

Who said that?

I'll leave now.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I DID swear off men. I'm not banging him, I just want his stuff.

Who said that?

I'll leave now.

I don't need to tell You, of all people, this but the shortest route to a man's stuff is thru his bangs



I'll see myself out now

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I don't need to tell You, of all people, this but the shortest route to a man's stuff is thru his bangs



I'll see myself out now

Now that is evil. I hate gold diggers.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I don't need to tell You, of all people, this but the shortest route to a man's stuff is thru his bangs



I'll see myself out now

Are these bangs the short and curly type, or something different?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.

Originally Posted by King Rudi

No one ever told me about this, i had to find out on my own.......and apparently still finding out.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- Douglas Adams

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Sigh, you spelled Canada wrong, we don't have a President, and if you don't want to live in a democracy where the rule of law is followed, ESPECIALLY with regards to the shotgun clause, I cannot help you.

I am rescinding my offer of MK's house if you vote me in as your President - I'm now transplanting you to Canada to develop a keen appreciation of warm clothing and our rule of law.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche

i don't know shit about women, i just get by because im tall
on the other hand, almost 3 weeks with gf living with me and we haven't murdered each other yet

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

almost 3 weeks with gf living with me and we haven't murdered each other yet

Get off our lawn

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Some fair-weather friend MKSixer is

You don't call, you don't write...

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Shhhhhhh. I don't want him coming back and rewarding us with some prancercize nonsense, or worse yet those nasty foot pictures.

I did NOT come back with a horrible foot picture. I promised that I wouldn't do that any more. I did provide a little education on Fistula's however.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.

You are just after my daughter, dear lady!!

Originally Posted by Joekerr

See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?

What?!?!!!

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.

This!!

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Well played.

She's brilliant!!

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche

E tu, UncleWede ?!?!!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.

Dibs on his daughter

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Dibs on his daughter

I just spit out my coffee! LOL.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Dibs on his daughter

Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I just spit out my coffee! LOL.

You brought me back for this?!?!

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Dibs on his daughter

Can she detail cars?????

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.

Bird...(ahem)...in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Originally Posted by dinonz

Dibs on his daughter

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!

Pfft - isn't he at sea or something? And for all you know, Dinonz' real name could be Jody, in which case the officer would be practically expecting this. Amirite King Rudi?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Dibs on his daughter