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      01-14-2017, 01:57 PM   #661
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Impeded blood flow.
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      01-14-2017, 02:40 PM   #662
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It's supposed to go up?
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So you feel guilty because you can't get it up?
It's supposed to go up?
You may not be stimulated enough. Try asking him to go deeper next time.
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      01-14-2017, 03:51 PM   #664
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...Cucumbers have genders?
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      01-14-2017, 04:06 PM   #667
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...Cucumbers have genders?
How many times do I have to tell you? The word is "concubine," Aatish.
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Sara is like the last tequila shot you take.
...? You sit there and stare at the bottom of the glass looking at your reflection for an extended period of time before the bar tender asks you to leave?
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You don't remember her?
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You made her pay?
I'll admit, at the time I was a broke college student and she was working for the Yankees as some executive or whatever.
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