Things that annoy you at the gym

[paimon.soror]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

I always throw a towel over my seat

lol yup! or use your jacket to sit on

Originally Posted by Ladydragonz

My car started to smell funky in the summer months, since then I take a shower right after working out.

The stench after running and some weights is too much to be sitting on my coral seats

Agreed. Either that or plan my gym time around my wife's work schedule so i can just use her car. "hun its an SUV, and its winter, dont you want me to be safe?"

Time to plan an excuse for the other seasons.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by paimon.soror

how about having to get back in the car after a workout :O. I feel like im violating my car

Damn I fell sad now. I say fuck it.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by paimon.soror

how about having to get back in the car after a workout :O. I feel like im violating my car

drives truck to gym

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

drives truck to gym

ISIS

[Ladydragonz]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

ISIS

LMFAO

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

ISIS

Packed FULL of guns, too. Quit squatting in my curl racks!!!!!

[Ladydragonz]

Originally Posted by Lennon997

take a shower you filthy animal. i hate (and had a dirty j#w coworker) who would go to the gym, work out, and not shower and come back to the office, use half a role of paper towels to dry his face then order lunch for delivery from a place on the first flow (we were on the 3rd).

dirty dirty mother f*cker

that sounds and smells fkn disgusting...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

I don't allow anyone to ride with me to the gym unless they are showering at the gym post work out and change before getting in the car- otherwise I'd meet them there telling them specifically why I wouldn't take them. ( that's gross to get in all sweated up after a work out)

The opal white leather in my m6 made me OCD. It carried over to the rest of my vehicles.

[Teufel_Hunden]

Originally Posted by smoosh

lol there's this fine ass chick who's in the gym same time as I am, and we're the only two ones there (3am, like a miserable fuck that I/we are), her ass is out of this world (prob has 15+ years squatting under her belt)...she gets on the cardio elliptical machine thing, and I get on the treadmill a row behind her for 15mins at a time for warm up and cool down cardio...legit just state at her ass going bouncy for 15 minutes straight...fucking time passes right by, feel like keep going lol maybe one of these days I'll ask her if i can eat her ass

Originally Posted by smoosh

lol there's this fine ass chick who's in the gym same time as I am, and we're the only two ones there (3am, like a miserable fuck that I/we are), her ass is out of this world (prob has 15+ years squatting under her belt)...she gets on the cardio elliptical machine thing, and I get on the treadmill a row behind her for 15mins at a time for warm up and cool down cardio...legit just state at her ass going bouncy for 15 minutes straight...fucking time passes right by, feel like keep going lol maybe one of these days I'll ask her if i can eat her ass

Never go full Matt Lauer.

[lsturbointeg]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

There was a dick at my gym that would leave the plates on when ever he finished squats and some chick was waiting for the rack.

that's annoying and inconsiderate

[HyeWarrior]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

that's annoying and inconsiderate

There’s a middle aged fat short dude with greased hair that was dressed like an 18 yr old at my gym. I swear, 3 days a week, he comes in and loads 10-14 45lb plates on the leg press, does a couple reps of the most half-ass 15 degree “leg press” you’ve ever seen, and then just leaves. Few months ago had to help a tiny ~90lb chick unload all the plates so she could use it. Haven’t seen him in a while, thankfully.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mr Carrots

I just put a towel over the seat and and seat back, it's a 5 min drive home.

Watching dudes cruising in the locker room in a seriously homo Toronto gym put me off using the gym showers for life

Same man, im not showering in nasty ass gym showers...I avoid the locker room like it's the plague. Fuckin disgusting place. luckily my gym has a separate bathroom which i use to wash my hands after workout, then i straight beeline to my car to get home and shower

Ive found that dudes can be real fukin nasty man...some look hygenic and clean, but they're off jerkin in the showers, have herpes and shit from picking up chicks from bars every weekend...filthy!!!

[lsturbointeg]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

drives truck to gym

same here! i drive the BEAST in order to go BEAST MODE in the gym. If I drive the BMW to the gym i feel like people are judging me cause i drive a BMW

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

There’s a middle aged fat short dude with greased hair that was dressed like an 18 yr old at my gym. I swear, 3 days a week, he comes in and loads 10-14 45lb plates on the leg press, does a couple reps of the most half-ass 15 degree “leg press” you’ve ever seen, and then just leaves. Few months ago had to help a tiny ~90lb chick unload all the plates so she could use it. Haven’t seen him in a while, thankfully.

see this all the time especially on the leg press and hack machine! they load every 45lb plate they can find and they perform what looks like 20% of the full range and at best 4 reps. than walk away leaving the seat all sweaty and expecting somebody to pull the plates off for them

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

than walk away leaving the seat all sweaty and expecting somebody to pull the plates off for them

"Hey, you forgot something!"

[The Chaddening]

Guy at my crossfit gym skips reps every single workout to try to beat me (fails). Then posts a bunch of generic motivation bullshit on his instagram (going to make my weaknesses my strengths!). How about finish the damn workout to get stronger, groundbreaking theory.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Ive found that dudes can be real fukin nasty man...some look hygenic and clean, but they're off jerkin in the showers, have herpes and shit from picking up chicks from bars every weekend...filthy!!!

Now I definitely don't want to use the gym showers, lol.

Originally Posted by DonaldPump

Guy at my crossfit gym skips reps every single workout to try to beat me (fails). Then posts a bunch of generic motivation bullshit on his instagram (going to make my weaknesses my strengths!). How about finish the damn workout to get stronger, groundbreaking theory.

One of my friends sends daily snapchats to everyone he knows about how his workout went. He got pissed the other day when I called him an attention whore and said he looks exactly the same as he did last week.

[overcoil]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

There was a dick at my gym that would leave the plates on when ever he finished squats and some chick was waiting for the rack.

And keeping the bar at shoulder height on a rack after squats, I always drop the bar down to thigh height so people won't bang their head while walking or bang their head getting upright after pulling weight off their resting peg.

[shay2nak]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Same man, im not showering in nasty ass gym showers...I avoid the locker room like it's the plague. Fuckin disgusting place. luckily my gym has a separate bathroom which i use to wash my hands after workout, then i straight beeline to my car to get home and shower

Ive found that dudes can be real fukin nasty man...some look hygenic and clean, but they're off jerkin in the showers, have herpes and shit from picking up chicks from bars every weekend...filthy!!!

omg! wtf? I will go home also, but at least wash my hands. I don't like using public restrooms anyway, but damn. Luckily for me I haven't gone into a public gym in years.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Same man, im not showering in nasty ass gym showers...I avoid the locker room like it's the plague. Fuckin disgusting place. luckily my gym has a separate bathroom which i use to wash my hands after workout, then i straight beeline to my car to get home and shower

Ive found that dudes can be real fukin nasty man...some look hygenic and clean, but they're off jerkin in the showers, have herpes and shit from picking up chicks from bars every weekend...filthy!!!

Sounds like county jail.

[FlaPatsFan]

Originally Posted by DonaldPump

Guy at my crossfit gym skips reps every single workout to try to beat me (fails). Then posts a bunch of generic motivation bullshit on his instagram (going to make my weaknesses my strengths!). How about finish the damn workout to get stronger, groundbreaking theory.

He’s only cheating himself, and obviously has no concept of the honor system....sad. But to then follow it with the social media bs...what a joke. Call him out bro!

[The Chaddening]

Originally Posted by FlaPatsFan

He’s only cheating himself, and obviously has no concept of the honor system....sad. But to then follow it with the social media bs...what a joke. Call him out bro!

Oh yeah, coaches do all the time. He actually competed recently for our “Christmas Throwdown”. Let’s just say you can’t cheat reps there and he was..humbled.

[scostu]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

One of my friends sends daily snapchats to everyone he knows about how his workout went. He got pissed the other day when I called him an attention whore and said he looks exactly the same as he did last week.

I usually tell "that guy"......have you been sick??

you look a little a pale and ....did you lose some weight???