Would you trade your wife in for a new Porsche?

[N55darksoul]

Never because this....

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by 3rdcoast228i

I think a Ford pinto would have less breakdowns than my ex wife. Both are known to explode, but I'll take my chances with the car.

at least the Pinto would let you tap it in the rear before it exploded...?

[Spa2k]

Hey, OP...

Hyundai is working on solving your problem. The vice chairman of Hyundai, Chung Eui-sun, said this in an interview with Bloomberg:

What kind of “Wow!” technology does Hyundai have that can you share with us?
We’d like to be far ahead of everyone else in hologram technology. We are working on holograms that can be displayed inside the car on dashboards and even in the passenger seats. It can be controlled with voice system. While you are driving, a secretary or wife can be sitting next to you as a hologram.

[Jimminez]

Would offering the kids in the trade be like having extra sets of wheels to sweeten the value? Just asking.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Darth One

at least the Pinto would let you tap it in the rear before it exploded...?

Points

[pz619]

Yeah! In a heartbeat. Less expensive in the long run, more fun, lower maintenance, doesn’t tell me to vacuum or put on pants before going outside. It’s an obvious upgrade.


Oh no. She heard me. I gotta run. Wish me luck.

[are0lies]

Originally Posted by pz619

Yeah! In a heartbeat. Less expensive in the long run, more fun, lower maintenance, doesn’t tell me to vacuum or put on pants before going outside. It’s an obvious upgrade.


Oh no. She heard me. I gotta run. Wish me luck.

[Captain Blood]

Cool fact: There is a Stuttgart, ARKANSAS! As I wade through thousands of ok, oh, and nc addresses.

[Rampant]

Much as I'd love to say yes, lol - practically speaking, that's a non-starter.

You see, it is my wife's name on the documents for our 997 Turbo, so although I might be up by one Porsche, I'd be down one wife and one Porsche in exchange...

Yours Aye

Mark H

[yco]

makes sense for an RS..

During my divorce, I exchanged a Porsche for my freedom with my wife ;-)

[3rdcoast228i]

Originally Posted by Darth One

at least the Pinto would let you tap it in the rear before it exploded...?

[RnmEvo9]

If I was stupid enough to marry, I would do it in a heartbeat.

Freedom > Wife

[boca1]

hell no, my wife is a way better ride than any Porsche

[Poiseuille]

Originally Posted by 3rdcoast228i

I just realized that this guy may be asking this question for real. Let us know how it goes for you buddy.

holy smokes! you think?

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by boca1

hell no, my wife is a way better ride than any Porsche

Pics or :bs:

[jaye944]

Fcuk yes,
in fact I settle for a Lada with a full tank of gas,
I'd even give them $100 on top

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Would you trade your wife in for a new Porsche?

[zstreet86]

No because then she would take half my shit lol

[jaye944]

In Canadia land, The spoils of war are divided equally.

So, wife has house in her name (though a marital home is considered split 50/50 no matter who pay's the mortage), wife also has a pension, company shares, a nice little savings account.

All told she has more asset's than me, so has "more to loose"
The only thing she would get, is my daughter, regardless if she was a druggie, hooker and I a model pillar of the community. (Men are 3rd class citizens in Canadia)

So, even with my savings, I would come out ahead. Or at least to a position I was in when I first landed, however my years of service and pension (had I not left the UK) would have been lost, had I not got married so I would be on a looser.

Originally Posted by zstreet86

No because then she would take half my shit lol

[c1pher]

Originally Posted by jaye944

In Canadia land, The spoils of war are divided equally.

So, wife has house in her name (though a marital home is considered split 50/50 no matter who pay's the mortage), wife also has a pension, company shares, a nice little savings account.

All told she has more asset's than me, so has "more to loose"
The only thing she would get, is my daughter, regardless if she was a druggie, hooker and I a model pillar of the community. (Men are 3rd class citizens in Canadia)

So, even with my savings, I would come out ahead. Or at least to a position I was in when I first landed, however my years of service and pension (had I not left the UK) would have been lost, had I not got married so I would be on a looser.

So Canada is becoming Sweden?