2018 Winter Olympics

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 12:36 PM

Canada Rules as usual. Now move along....

Joekerr · 02-21-2018, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

No, my mom texted me back. Today indeed is our anniversary so I better go for a really, really long walk now. There is absolutely no way in hell to come on top in this situation.

It's minus eighteen Celsius here. It'll be warmer outside than at home tho.

No, you are dead in the water then. Better apologize then. That will nullify some of the hard feelings right away.

Minus eighteen Celsius isn't bad at all. Just dress appropriately, jeans or decent track pants, warm jacket and hat and gloves and you'll be toasty.

I have a nice set of Baffin boots that are rated to negative 72 degrees - I have never once felt cold in them.

Joekerr · 02-21-2018, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

Canada Rules as usual. Now move along....

I didn't watch. How did we actually play?

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I didn't watch. How did we actually play?

Not really that good but a win is a win. I'm still not over losing to the Czech in shoot out but I can live with it if we win the gold.

Lups · 02-21-2018, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

Canada Rules as usual. Now move along....

Shut up. Nobody likes Canadians and you smell like a moose!

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Shut up. Nobody likes Canadians and you smell like a moose!

We are a lovable nation, just look at our prime minister with that twinkle in his eyes. Enough to drop any woman to her knees.

Ooops, did I really just say that? Delete, delete...

Lups · 02-21-2018, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, you are dead in the water then. Better apologize then. That will nullify some of the hard feelings right away.

Minus eighteen Celsius isn't bad at all. Just dress appropriately, jeans or decent track pants, warm jacket and hat and gloves and you'll be toasty.

I have a nice set of Baffin boots that are rated to negative 72 degrees - I have never once felt cold in them.

Oh hell no, he doesn't give a fuck about this date, he is blackmailing me to buy a house, and since stalling is my strategy to avoid moving, he is using this to round up support for his campaign. I am not admitting anything and I bravely ran away to avoid more glares.

I cant give up now! You know what happens to people who admit fucking everything up in a relationship? Doghouse. They end up acting like adults out of guilt and that cant happen to me!

MJones3 · 02-21-2018, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hell yeah I'm in but I've tried to come up with things to hate about Canadians for years now, and all I've found is that in one providence they store milk in plastic bags. For this cause, I'm willing add Finland to Sweden too even if your language is stupid and your flag is horribly bright. Anything for hockey glory.

I'm avoiding buying a house, and in the middle of the most ridiculous stand off of my life and as seen in the last few days, I'm very willing to waste time on anything!

Good! But why did you have to bring up languages?.. The only thing that's less logical than storing liquids in plastic bags is the Finnish language, but I'm going to swiftly move past that so that we can concentrate on hating those smug Canadians.

Lups · 02-21-2018, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Zlaatan

Good! But why did you have to bring up languages?.. The only thing that's less logical than storing liquids in plastic bags is the Finnish language, but I'm going to swiftly move past that so that we can concentrate on hating those smug Canadians.

Dude, that's why I'm willing to ditch Finnish! Nobody can't learn ours and anyone speaking it sounds like they're talking about murdering baby goats! Swedish is horrible for sure but at least one can smile and speak it simultaneously!

We need a brainstorming session asap, Canada is a tough nut to crack but we will come up with something for sure!

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dude, that's why I'm willing to ditch Finnish! Nobody can't learn ours and anyone speaking it sounds like they're talking about murdering baby goats! Swedish is horrible for sure but at least one can smile and speak it simultaneously!

We need a brainstorming session asap, Canada is a tough nut to crack but we will come up with something for sure!

Hey you guys, don't hate us because we're beautiful and excellent in hockey

EdM5 · 02-21-2018, 05:31 PM

Good effort from Norway, Germany and Canada.

But keep in mind, for the last 20 years, The Netherlands haven't had any snow, ice or even a mountain (never had one actually - hence the name). So therefore we own this winter Olympics!

current medal standings:

https://www.pyeongchang2018.com/en/g...-standings.htm

Lups · 02-21-2018, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

Hey you guys, don't hate us because we're beautiful and excellent in hockey

Shut it! I've been spreading anti Canada propaganda for years now, and finally someone is willing to talk (and I only have to trade in my country, our history of hating Swedes, all self respect and national pride) and now our army of two will take you down!

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Shut it! I've been spreading anti Canada propaganda for years now, and finally someone is willing to talk (and I only have to trade in my country, our history of hating Swedes, all self respect and national pride) and bow our army of two will take you down!

As peace loving Canadian, we will take u all with open arms and feed you some real beer and pancakes with real maple syrup

MJones3 · 02-21-2018, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Shiralian

As peace loving Canadian, we will take u all with open arms and feed you some real beer and pancakes with real maple syrup

Sounds to me like you want to force feed us alcohol and syrup. What's so peace loving about that?!.. huh? pfft.. I read on Fox that you often do that to get your visitors in some drunken food coma and then they go outside and get run over by a moose. Then you all can go back to your perfect lives discussing hockey tactics and doing zamboni wheelies or whatever the devil you do over there. And that's just sick.

1MOREMOD · 02-21-2018, 07:55 PM

Didn't that one Canadian guy hump a dead moose

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zlaatan

Sounds to me like you want to force feed us alcohol and syrup. What's so peace loving about that?!.. huh? pfft.. I read on Fox that you often do that to get your visitors in some drunken food coma and then they go outside and get run over by a moose. Then you all can go back to your perfect lives discussing hockey tactics and doing zamboni wheelies or whatever the devil you do over there. And that's just sick.

Our warm hospitality consists of good beer and good food, getting hit by a moose is just an added bonus. I think most Canadians on this car forum secretly wish they also had a zamboni parked in their driveway

Ali Shiralian · 02-21-2018, 07:57 PM

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Didn't that one Canadian guy hump a dead moose

We respect dead animals and bury them swiftly, must have been a live moose.

1MOREMOD · 02-21-2018, 08:30 PM

That's fine then he's just the adventurous type

EALm4 · 02-21-2018, 10:18 PM

Been watching every night less the opening ceremony. I usually dont get into the winter games but I cant stop watching...especially skiing and bobsled.

Vonn just laid down a solid time on the downhill portion of the super combined so hopefully she comes away with that final gold. But I'm cheering for Shiffrin.

UncleWede · 02-21-2018, 11:26 PM

Was going to talk shite about US women beating Canada but then there was beer and pancakes mentioned. Now my national pride is torn. It's a good thing there wasn't an actual zamboni offered

UncleWede · 02-22-2018, 12:59 AM

How did Pulin get away with that forearm shiv to Deckers head???

MaximusB · 02-22-2018, 02:14 AM

Decker got decked! Oh well you guys won.

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EdM5 Colonel 4101 Rep 2,067 Posts Drives: G26 i4 M50 & E70 X5 Xdrive35d Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Amsterdam iTrader: (0)	Good effort from Norway, Germany and Canada. But keep in mind, for the last 20 years, The Netherlands haven't had any snow, ice or even a mountain (never had one actually - hence the name). So therefore we own this winter Olympics! current medal standings: https://www.pyeongchang2018.com/en/g...-standings.htm __________________ 2004 e87 118d (ret.), 2007 e92 330d (ret.), 2007 e87 130i M-sport (ret.), 2009 e92 M3 (ret.), 2010 f10 535d M-sport (ret.), 2015 f10 M5 CP (ret.), 2017 f82 M4 CP (ret.) 2022 g26 i4 M50 & 2009 e70 X5 35d
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