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      12-05-2015, 12:02 AM   #45
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Hahhaa I sometimes wish I was a guy. Life is easier for men.
Now hold the phone. It's only easier for us funny and good looking men.


Can't speak on behalf of the others.
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      12-05-2015, 12:05 AM   #46
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Awww I'm jealous.
well...that's just how us 'East Coast' peep's get down
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Hahhaa I sometimes wish I was a guy. Life is easier for men.
Now hold the phone. It's only easier for us funny and good looking men.


Can't speak on behalf of the others.
Not true. Life is easier for loser men than loser women too.
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Not true. Life is easier for loser men than loser women too.
Don't have to be either.
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Don't have to be either.
Agree - A sense of humor and exceptional work ethic will take you far in life...

Look at Kevin Hart
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Don't have to be either.
Agree - A sense of humor and exceptional work ethic will take you far in life...

Look at Kevin Hart
He's not ugly. Just short.
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Agree - A sense of humor and exceptional work ethic will take you far in life...

Look at Kevin Hart
I was thinking more living off the govt and watching tv?
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      12-05-2015, 12:26 AM   #52
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He's not ugly. Just short.
Wait - Short doesn't equal ugly?!?!

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I was thinking more living off the govt and watching tv?
That works too...
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He's not ugly. Just short.
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I was thinking more living off the govt and watching tv?
That works too...
Short and smart and funny is better than tall and stupid and humorless.
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Short and smart and funny is better than tall and stupid and humorless.
Ummmm - Tall, Dark, and Better than Average with an Amazing sense of humor and phenomenal brain power plus Donkey and Goats = AWESOME!!!
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Ummmm - Tall, Dark, and Better than Average with an Amazing sense of humor and phenomenal brain power plus Donkey and Goats = AWESOME!!!
We don't know anyone like that
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We don't know anyone like that
Worst comment of the day.

(10) internet points for you.
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Worst comment of the day.

(10) internet points for you.
So being bad is good?
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We don't know anyone like that
LOL.



It's actually best to be short, pale, red head, freckles, working as a manager at McDonalds.
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LOL.



It's actually best to be short, pale, red head, freckles, working as a manager at McDonalds.
Score, winning.
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Score, winning.
That was basically a description of Ronald McDonald...,



except the short thing I guess, he looks kind of tall.
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Score, winning.
That was basically a description of Ronald McDonald...,



except the short thing I guess, he looks kind of tall.
Wait a minute, this is the latest you've ever been on OT!
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Wait a minute, this is the latest you've ever been on OT!
I made him take a nap.

Am I cool or what?!
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Am I cool or what?!
you're the best
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