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      11-17-2008, 06:47 PM   #45
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      11-17-2008, 07:00 PM   #46
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I would either A.) Rob a bank and buy this, or B.) Steal this... and then I would cause all hell on the streets.


another one, same story..
I would jsut rape that.
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      11-17-2008, 07:05 PM   #47
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I would jsut rape that.
In the tailpipe?
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      11-17-2008, 07:20 PM   #48
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One thing,eh? I'd talk on the phone while driving!!! Woohoo, very dangerous!
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This is to much fun lol.
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      11-17-2008, 07:46 PM   #50
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amen to that! did you hear about mark cuban?
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      11-17-2008, 10:39 PM   #51
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hahahaha this shits too funny...Megan Fox is absolutely gorgeous, fuck Eiffel tower i want that bitch to myself!
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      11-17-2008, 10:42 PM   #52
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I think they should make a law where everyone gets one free kill. The world would be a nicer place, i guarantee you that!
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Spool your such a perv.... Thank you for starting all the rape ideas!
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      11-17-2008, 10:59 PM   #54
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Rob a bank, but the way things are going I doubt there will be any money in them.
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      11-17-2008, 11:00 PM   #55
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I would tie her to a chair, legs over her head. Strip her down to her panties, she'd be wearing a pink thong, pull it aside. Proceed with teasing, pop a viagra pill, ravage her again and again. then piitb
LMFAO dude you win..../thread
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      11-18-2008, 08:52 AM   #56
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      11-18-2008, 08:54 AM   #57
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LMFAO dude you win..../thread


try to visualize the situation


Like this, but her legs will be over her head


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I would murder Russell Leffler for putting my older sister in Forest General Hospital Emergency room in 2006.
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      11-18-2008, 09:57 AM   #59
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I would murder Russell Leffler for putting my older sister in Forest General Hospital Emergency room in 2006.
huh


i would drive a F1 car on the streets. like in this commercial



damn that would be sick
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      11-18-2008, 11:08 AM   #60
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huh

My sisters ex husband who beat the shit out of her in 2006 and threatened to kill her. We filed charges, have gone to court multiple times. He's made threats against me, her dog. He caused my sister to lose her career. He is now is prison for ten years in Hattiesburg Mississippi. I would happily spend the rest of my life in prison knowing I put him 6 feet under.
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      11-18-2008, 11:11 AM   #61
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My sisters ex husband who beat the shit out of her in 2006 and threatened to kill her. We filed charges he is now is prison for ten years in Hattiesburg Mississippi. I would happily spend the rest of my life in prison knowing I put him 6 feet under.
Then why didn't you?
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      11-18-2008, 11:12 AM   #62
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Then why didn't you?
Cause he's like 6 foot and muscle plus on crack. I'm 5'3 106 lbs. Come on, I think he'd do more damage to me than I could do to him.
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      11-18-2008, 11:22 AM   #63
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Cause he's like 6 foot and muscle plus on crack. I'm 5'3 106 lbs. Come on, I think he'd do more damage to me than I could do to him.
Not if you know how to use one of these:



5'3 106lbs huh? Can we get a booty pic
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      11-18-2008, 12:18 PM   #64
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Not if you know how to use one of these:



5'3 106lbs huh? Can we get a booty pic
lol
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      11-18-2008, 12:25 PM   #65
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lol
So that was a yes to the booty pics?
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      11-18-2008, 03:48 PM   #66
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So that was a yes to the booty pics?
no. it just becomes a retarded thread jack and the thread never goes back on topic.

btw, your elaborate plan with the rapage and the dbs-stealing is brilliant. i think i might steal it.
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