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      08-09-2016, 08:11 AM   #45
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      08-09-2016, 08:13 AM   #46
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      08-09-2016, 08:33 AM   #48
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      08-09-2016, 08:34 AM   #49
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      08-09-2016, 08:35 AM   #50
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      08-09-2016, 08:42 AM   #54
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shoei is the same mental age as MKSixer daughter's Yorkie.
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shoei is the same mental age as MKSixer daughter's Yorkie.
In dog years...
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In dog years...
So if she is, let's say for the sake of argument, 17, and those are dog years, that makes you a bit over 2 mentally?
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So if she is, let's say for the sake of argument, 17, and those are dog years, that makes you a bit over 2 mentally?
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