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      12-30-2021, 04:18 PM   #45
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SNL when it was funny.

Jane, you ignorant slut

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On Saturday nights I still turn it on out of habit but usually turn it off right away.

Watched it from the beginning, 1975. Was very funny, and I emphasize was.
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      12-30-2021, 04:42 PM   #46
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I wish I missed my dad. I miss my mom and my older sister.
I just learned a few months ago that one of my childhood friends committed suicide. His sister attributed this tragedy to the misery his dad caused him, even after he left home.

My step-dad was a prick, too, and I don't miss him.
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      12-30-2021, 04:45 PM   #47
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I just learned a few months ago that one of my childhood friends committed suicide. His sister attributed this tragedy to the misery his dad caused him, even after he left home.

My step-dad was a prick, too, and I don't miss him.
Shit, get over it. Blaming your own misery on someone else, especially your father is just lame (speaking to your friend).
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      12-30-2021, 05:13 PM   #48
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I miss my Dad.
This movie always hits hard
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Shit, get over it. Blaming your own misery on someone else, especially your father is just lame (speaking to your friend).
Dude....what??
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      12-30-2021, 05:23 PM   #50
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Hickory dickory dock….
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      12-30-2021, 05:35 PM   #51
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Here's something funny to cheer up cmyx6go, and the rest of youse guys.

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I miss the good old days when we could say something funny without everyone getting their panties in a twist. Oh and Al Bundy
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      12-30-2021, 06:32 PM   #53
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Archie and Dingbat. Waaaay before my time but I watched episodes on YouTube.

Funny as hell. Too bad re-runs would be censored.


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      12-30-2021, 06:43 PM   #54
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I miss not having to think about:
Do I need a mask
Does that guy have a gun, don’t stare at him (Florida problems)
Is that person sick or just clearing their throat
Is that homeless person really homeless or a scammer
Will I be able to stay at my favorite employment until retirement

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      12-30-2021, 06:56 PM   #55
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Archie and Dingbat. Waaaay before my time but I watched episodes on YouTube.

Funny as hell. Too bad re-runs would be censored.


Oh my god, did I love All In the Family!

Still do!
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Shit, get over it. Blaming your own misery on someone else, especially your father is just lame (speaking to your friend).
I wish it was that simple.
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I miss being able to F'ing see things up close, in low light, and at night.
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I miss being able to F'ing see things up close, in low light, and at night.
Trying to get the tiny screw from my sunglasses frame back in place is a nightmare now.
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Thanks guys. Now let’s post funny stuff we miss so I can laugh. I miss…. Comedians that were rude, offensive and made you laugh till you cried.

George Carlin comes to mind.

Carlos Mencia is still around and he is my favorite rude, offensive comedian still with us. Zero filter. Equal opportunity offender. Very funny (to me).
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      12-30-2021, 10:31 PM   #62
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I miss being able to F'ing see things up close, in low light, and at night.
Knock wood I'm still good w low light but holy crap reading the back labels of bottles is getting frustrating. Turning the big Hawaii is not fun. Aging sucks.
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My ears not ringing.
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My ears not ringing.
Yep, and add to that I miss my ability to hear and understand.

But, hey, I am old...............
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My ears not ringing.
Yep, and add to that I miss my ability to hear and understand.

But, hey, I am old...............
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