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      01-28-2024, 05:20 PM   #45
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      01-28-2024, 07:03 PM   #46
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^ and Wayne's World movies as well.
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How about "A fish called Wanda"?
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After viewing it 10gabilzion times, Monty is starting to wear thin.

Airplane "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" "Scraps is a boy-dog"

Kentucky Fried Movie "Dr. Krahn is building a fighting force of extra-Ordinary magnitude, let's all give him a big hand. BUTKIS!!"
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After viewing it 10gabilzion times, Monty is starting to wear thin.

Airplane "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" "Scraps is a boy-dog"

Kentucky Fried Movie "Dr. Krahn is building a fighting force of extra-Ordinary magnitude, let's all give him a big hand. BUTKIS!!"
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Airplane "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" "Scraps is a boy-dog"...
If I thought I could get away with it, (WA & SWA were prime candidates) when asked the altimeter I would say it's the measure of the barometric pressure, but that's not important right now.
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      01-29-2024, 02:10 PM   #54
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ehehehehe
There was a bank-check contract flight (they flew cancelled checks to a central location) that flew into ONT every morning around 3a. He flew VFR whenever he could as it was easier and faster. One night he called the tower with "ONT tower, guess who?" The tower controller, in true controller fashion, turned off the runway lights and said "Guess where.."
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There was a bank-check contract flight (they flew cancelled checks to a central location) that flew into ONT every morning around 3a. He flew VFR whenever he could as it was easier and faster. One night he called the tower with "ONT tower, guess who?" The tower controller, in true controller fashion, turned off the runway lights and said "Guess where.."
Very funny, and somewhat scary
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If I thought I could get away with it, (WA & SWA were prime candidates) when asked the altimeter I would say it's the measure of the barometric pressure, but that's not important right now.
I always loved this funny Los Angeles ATC story:




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I always loved this funny Los Angeles ATC story:




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Another classic!!!!
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