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04-02-2020, 12:01 AM | #6338 |
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Just remember one thing guys. Marriage is the single most leading cause of divorce. Keep on dating.
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If I got smacked, I'll give you full credit A: Would you wear shoes if you haven't feet? B: NO! A: So what's the bra for?
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04-02-2020, 10:23 AM | #6341 | |
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sucks that everybody in the entire world basically has to put their lives on hold because the corrupt assholes in the CCP decided to try to sweep this shit under the rug in order to try to save face, but it is what it is. |
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04-02-2020, 10:36 AM | #6342 | |
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And yes, this sucks on the female friend front. Many plans have been cancelled on my end too. |
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04-02-2020, 10:49 AM | #6343 |
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I've been working on my text game but it's a useless effort tbh
God knows when I'll actually meet these girls and I can't string along people for that long |
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04-02-2020, 10:51 AM | #6344 | |
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04-03-2020, 03:05 AM | #6345 |
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I think its a big difference to make up your Teint and face looking to "expand" your body in an obvious way.
To be honest, Im normally not the guy who is joking about other peoples marks and the more not about women with 'lacks' of optical spots. She is maybe not very happy with her two gamepads and is trying to rescue whats left. Onto the flipside, when shes entering the sauna everybody could see, that there isnt any and it doesnt seem to bother her at all. Some things may be never revealed really logically
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04-03-2020, 06:57 AM | #6347 |
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...
We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
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04-03-2020, 11:29 AM | #6348 | |
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These people are so vain. And they make these BS posts like "on my way to the gym getting ready to go to war"...blah blah blah. And most of them aren't really that impressive to begin with unless they are "enhanced". And even some of those look ordinary. So many fakes out there spewing advice, and a lot of it dangerous!
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04-03-2020, 12:27 PM | #6349 | |
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04-14-2020, 01:05 PM | #6352 |
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04-14-2020, 01:16 PM | #6353 |
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hasnt he been banned on more than one occasion? or maybe i am thinking of someone else.
sucks that i will probably lose my early thirties to this virus. 31 years old now, i wonder how old i will be before i can start dating again.. |
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04-14-2020, 01:25 PM | #6354 |
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04-14-2020, 01:30 PM | #6355 | |
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Interesting - unsurprising but I didn't notice that
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What sucks the most is, I lapsed against my better judgement and may have hit up some people I haven't talked to in a while. They're down to hang but they are living with their parents and don't want to drive 3 hours back to campus to get laid. Just like I'm not trying to meet the parents trying to resolve a case of cojones azules |
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04-14-2020, 02:23 PM | #6356 |
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Lol...thats why I was asking about him in the other thread....but trying to be inconspicuous.
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04-14-2020, 02:58 PM | #6357 | |
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Maybe it's a temp ban? Regardless, sucks to see someone you saw on here daily gone. I'm sure he's reading this while banned lol. GL man! |
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04-14-2020, 03:00 PM | #6358 | |
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