Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[UncleWede]

Get off my fucking lawn!

[Jordan's World]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Apparently, he missed the post of his sandal tan feet with shit all over his floor

Lol, sounds like some quality content. Fortunately, I missed out on that post, but I don't know, kid seems harmless to me.

Was just being nice.

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Nothing interesting tbh, just a tinder hook up. Most of my hit list is back home already so I was generally met with "yeah but mom and dad are home"

I'm staying at an AirBnB, rented out the basement of a family so I also don't want to bring girls around

You suck, haha, but congrats on breaking your dry spell my guy.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

Im 20

you sure about that

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

you sure about that

I thought the same thing.

Doc, how's the love life? It's been a while since you've posted.

[Turkish Pickle]

I've told Rudi this - that guy has to be ~20. He's definitely closer to my age than you guys' age. I also have missed the feet pics and I'm not sad at all.

So no, he's not going to turn into gasoline in 10 minutes.


Jordan's World Wish I had a better story than "I was so horny since quarantine started, i was thinking of intercoursing with my couch so anything that has a pulse was doable". I just (literally) needed to get it out of my system. Don't worry I'll have some better stories as the summer progresses

[Turkish Pickle]

im really curious to see what bimmerdinner6 posted since i cant go to page 298 for some reason

edit: apparently nothing

[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

im really curious to see what bimmerdinner6 posted since i cant go to page 298 for some reason

edit: apparently nothing

I had a very nice post directed at foot boy but had a change of heart and deleted. Also dimmer not dinner.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

I had a very nice post directed at foot boy but had a change of heart and deleted. Also dimmer not dinner.

Now I really want to see what was posted; especially if you felt it needed to be removed after. It's one thing if a mod deletes your post, it's something all together different if you remove it yourself. My interest is piqued sir.

[Jordan's World]

Tinder has been on fire lately.

I just logged on after not being active for a week and have accumulated 3 matches. Going to try and set something up for this weekend again, but TA girl still wants to hang out. Not sure how I feel about developing a relationship with someone 9 years older than me, but we will see how bored I get this weekend, lol.

[Turkish Pickle]

i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl

[Jordan's World]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl

You met the freaking Dad?

Oh boy, the last time I “willingly” met a chick’s Dad, I got invited to a family cookout the next day. Never did make it, but I bet he cooked a mean hamburger, kind of regret not going.

Anyways, at least you got your pickle tickled, pickle.

Where’d you meet her, Tinder I presume?

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl

Lol......I've done that so many times I have forgotten about it.

One girl....the first time I picked her up...her dad was working on an old muscle car. When I pulled u,p, he was trying to start it.

I literally walked right past her to him and the car, and we had it running in 5 minutes as he had the firing order wrong.

I think I took her out twice.

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl

lmao, tragic

[TrevorM3]

tinder is odd, you will get a match, then log back on, and the match is gone. shady

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Jordan's World

You met the freaking Dad?

Oh boy, the last time I “willingly” met a chick’s Dad, I got invited to a family cookout the next day. Never did make it, but I bet he cooked a mean hamburger, kind of regret not going.

Anyways, at least you got your pickle tickled, pickle.

Where’d you meet her, Tinder I presume?

Well, uncle this time. Her dad passed before she was born and mom is based out of Indy, so she's staying at her uncle's place while working in Chicago. I know her from school, she graduated in December. She was dating another dude back then but she was cool so we struck it out as friends; turned out she lives 15 mins from where I work.

Plan was to "teach her how to shop" for healthy food (I started taking better care of myself during quarantine), so I also knocked out my shopping while I was out. On the way back being a great gentleman I had to help her carry stuff into her place, and... you can figure out the rest

Plus at this point I'm actually in to meeting the dads. Kind of amazing how so many cool guys end up having bland as fuck daughters though

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Lol......I've done that so many times I have forgotten about it.

One girl....the first time I picked her up...her dad was working on an old muscle car. When I pulled up, he was trying to start it.

I literally walked right past her to him and the car, and we had it running in 5 minutes as he had the firing order wrong.

I think I took her out twice.

Another girl I was literally casually seeing told me to drop her off a few houses away bc her dad was out in the garage working on their car. She also said he likes to fuck around with the guys she brings home and that he's kind of intimidating. What happens when you tell Pickle there's a guy who likes cars and you also throw in a challenge for him? You meet the dad.

So I start talking to this guy, he was using some compound to remove the cloud from his headlights. I was watching a video on it a few nights before so I started talking to him about what sort of compound to use etc. Foot in the door, so he was like "let me show you around the garage". There was a super clean 318ti, the E36 hatchbacks. 18k miles on it too the guy was very proud of it. He also refurbed tools in his free time, and gave me a WW2 era wrench as a souvenir.

She was really fucking hot too, and it was going too well until she slapped me across the face and asked if that turned me on. Idk if thats you guys' thing, but sure as shit it did not turn me on.

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

tinder is odd, you will get a match, then log back on, and the match is gone. shady

I've started to think thats just a way to lure you back in to the app; or you and I are so ugly girls right swipe mistakenly and go "oh fuck" and unmatch by the time we log back in.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Well, uncle this time. Her dad passed before she was born and mom is based out of Indy, so she's staying at her uncle's place while working in Chicago. I know her from school, she graduated in December. She was dating another dude back then but she was cool so we struck it out as friends; turned out she lives 15 mins from where I work.

Plan was to "teach her how to shop" for healthy food (I started taking better care of myself during quarantine), so I also knocked out my shopping while I was out. On the way back being a great gentleman I had to help her carry stuff into her place, and... you can figure out the rest

Plus at this point I'm actually in to meeting the dads. Kind of amazing how so many cool guys end up having bland as fuck daughters though



Another girl I was literally casually seeing told me to drop her off a few houses away bc her dad was out in the garage working on their car. She also said he likes to fuck around with the guys she brings home and that he's kind of intimidating. What happens when you tell Pickle there's a guy who likes cars and you also throw in a challenge for him? You meet the dad.

So I start talking to this guy, he was using some compound to remove the cloud from his headlights. I was watching a video on it a few nights before so I started talking to him about what sort of compound to use etc. Foot in the door, so he was like "let me show you around the garage". There was a super clean 318ti, the E36 hatchbacks. 18k miles on it too the guy was very proud of it. He also refurbed tools in his free time, and gave me a WW2 era wrench as a souvenir.

She was really fucking hot too, and it was going too well until she slapped me across the face and asked if that turned me on. Idk if thats you guys' thing, but sure as shit it did not turn me on.



I've started to think thats just a way to lure you back in to the app; or you and I are so ugly girls right swipe mistakenly and go "oh fuck" and unmatch by the time we log back in.

I had a girl headbutt me during the deed one time on accident.....pissed me off and I headbutted her back before I caught myself!

[rebekahb]

@Turkish Pickle You mentioned eating healthier. How you doing in the trying to quite smoking area?

[Turkish Pickle]

Monday's my 40th day of no nicotine

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Monday's my 40th day of no nicotine

That's awesome, congrats!!!

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Monday's my 40th day of no nicotine

After a big meal of roast duck and watercress and a bed of rice. A expensive cigerette is the best while sitting down.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

After a big meal of roast duck and watercress and a bed of rice. A expensive cigerette is the best while sitting down.

Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.

Anytime 213 posts, remind him he is punished until he cleans his room.