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03-19-2020, 08:03 PM | #5853 |
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She seems pretty adamant about the family not leaving the home in the past week. Now I'm wavering b/c thinking with penis. Plus I am drinking & watching a live performance of the band Heart covering Zeppelin. Yay apocalypse mini-vacation!!
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03-19-2020, 09:31 PM | #5854 |
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Hinge is poppin' with this COVID19 thing. Women are so bored, they are talking to me on this app now.
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03-19-2020, 11:19 PM | #5855 |
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With fares so low, flying to get laid isn't a stupid investment anymore
I can fly United for $84 to los angeles that's cheaper than gas to drive up to the suburbs and back two times... |
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03-20-2020, 01:10 AM | #5856 |
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03-20-2020, 05:08 AM | #5857 |
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I was once enlisted to a partner searching portal and had explicit crossed out the section, where family and kids are mentioned, got tons of mummies though.
Someday one super hooter texted me and try to catch my attention. With one look onto her profile I recognize, that she had kids and I just replied with "Did ya read my profile proper enough?" "Yeah", she replied, "thats the reason I'd triggered the bell" "So", I came back, "you could save your action and concentrate onto other men, Im out, you got kids". She had reported me for abusing her later, nothing more to say. In modern times the mothers get older at their first child, this is maybe the price of the actual costs and carreer kills when starting too early, so more older parents appear sometimes onto the streets. That leads also to let the soccer moms go because into that hot age they haven't any kids and Im not interested to date some mid 50ths with kids into the section 12-15. Sounds harsh? No, Im grown and I know what I want - and more what not.
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03-20-2020, 06:59 AM | #5858 |
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I’ll bite,
I was dating a girl who was into the “being single on social media life” Not sure why? Maybe wanted her options open. The first few months I was like meh, whatever, I’m dating her so that’s cool. After a while I got fed up with it and ended leaving her. She swore up and down she would leave social media if we got back together. I didn’t stick with it. Kind of funny how these things go. |
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03-20-2020, 08:42 AM | #5859 |
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I'm not flying anywhere right now. Would I book a flight on the cheap for months from now? Yes & lady friend and I are actually trying to pick a destination. South FL (I have friends there), back to Nashville or back to NOLA come to mind. Hope she's paying. If not, we ain't going haha! Any suggestions?
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03-20-2020, 08:48 AM | #5860 |
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The dating apps are a bust right now. They all want to message back and forth for entertainment but that's it. Everyone is scared to meet up. I brought up skype or facetime to this one chick and she was weirded out by it. She said "I don't even facetime my friends". Which was then something that weirded me out.
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03-20-2020, 11:19 AM | #5862 | |
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03-20-2020, 12:20 PM | #5863 | |
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03-21-2020, 08:11 AM | #5864 |
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You know what? Yesterday I'd shutted down the fuel levers after last flight for maybe a longer time. Beginning from Monday midnight no revenue flights will leaving my Homebase; no, thats not entirely true, a few will go, but not my type.
At deboarding normally at least one women is starting to flirt with the flight crew at passing us, actually all are hurrying outside as fast as they can - just to end up into home quarantine ordered by government. Corona sux.
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03-21-2020, 10:03 PM | #5865 |
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Some chick from Hinge wants to meet tomorrow. I need some new pussy, but I'm on the fence with meeting anyone new before this gets better. I'm extra at risk thanks to my asthma...
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03-22-2020, 03:01 AM | #5866 |
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Not worth it bro. Your health comes first, pussy will come whenever. Some girl wants to meet me too, and it's obvious I'm going to fuck her but I'm waiting for all this shit to go away before meeting her.
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03-22-2020, 07:36 AM | #5867 |
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sorry, but if you meet up with a complete stranger right now, you're selfish as fuck.
stay your ass home and let her send some nudies |
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03-22-2020, 09:18 AM | #5868 |
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Order an artificial pussy from the store, I think they're not sold out like guns
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03-22-2020, 03:43 PM | #5869 |
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I decided to do the right thing & postpone
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03-22-2020, 04:20 PM | #5870 |
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Got a new match on tinder yesterday. Sent her:
"If the corona virus doesn't take you out, can I?" Crickets |
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03-27-2020, 12:20 AM | #5872 |
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I need to work out logistics to hang with a girl because Facetime ain't cutting it
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03-27-2020, 01:48 AM | #5874 |
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