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      07-17-2016, 05:59 PM   #5721
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Would somebody please explain to me what the ladyboy primary audience is? Gay males? Straight males? Lesbians who find that a strap-on just doesn't do it for them? Is this cheaper or more expensive than an all-female hooker?
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You think bimmette 's flying the (young) cougar jet down to Islip to snag Mike. before he rebounds on someone else?
bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
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You think bimmette 's flying the (young) cougar jet down to Islip to snag Mike. before he rebounds on someone else?
bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
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bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
Way to go @mike.

You just scared her away from us 20 year olds.

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us!
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      07-17-2016, 06:48 PM   #5728
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bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
Way to go @mike.

You just scared her away from us 20 year olds.

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us!
Lol

It's it past your bedtime my man Sugartitties?
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+ 10 !
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hahaha whoa that was taken wrong.

That seems to happen a lot when I dont think and say things
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My vote: yes.
That sounds logic pal !
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You think bimmette 's flying the (young) cougar jet down to Islip to snag Mike. before he rebounds on someone else?
bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
Way to go @mike.

You just scared her away from us 20 year olds.

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us!
Lol

It's it past your bedtime my man Sugartitties?
It WAS. But you dickheads keep tagging me and I hear my phone go off from downstairs.

That's the shitty part about living in a loft. You're technically upstairs in your "room" and everything downstairs echoes like a mother fucker
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It WAS. But you dickheads keep tagging me and I hear my phone go off from downstairs.

That's the shitty part about living in a loft. You're technically upstairs in your "room" and everything downstairs echoes like a mother fucker
PM'd you..
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It WAS. But you dickheads keep tagging me and I hear my phone go off from downstairs.

That's the shitty part about living in a loft. You're technically upstairs in your "room" and everything downstairs echoes like a mother fucker
PM'd you..
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Thanks bud!
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You think bimmette 's flying the (young) cougar jet down to Islip to snag Mike. before he rebounds on someone else?
bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
Way to go @mike.

You just scared her away from us 20 year olds.

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us!
It's all good. You try to make a little kid feel better after he gets broken up with and now he's walking around like he's Brad Pitt and insulting you. Trust me, he wouldn't know wtf to do with a woman like me. He needs to calm his ass down.
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You think bimmette 's flying the (young) cougar jet down to Islip to snag Mike. before he rebounds on someone else?
bimmette is too good to be a rebound cmon now

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If she hasn't already!
haha nah

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I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a younger guy anyway. 30+ doods don't even make a proper effort.


But yeah no flings for me.
prob me
Are you suggesting that I'm at rebound status? Tread lightly, youngin'.
Way to go @mike.

You just scared her away from us 20 year olds.

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us!
It's all good. You try to make a little kid feel better after he gets broken up and now he's walking around like he's Brad Pitt and insulting you. Trust me, he wouldn't know wtf to do with a woman like me. He needs to calm his ass down.
.....I think I love you
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Lol... Dayum... Not even a warning shot, she just went straight for the jugular...
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@F87LUV is harder than Mr.SugarSkulls dick right now lololol.
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I've got some l-arginine to fix that...
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Glad to hear you have something for that.
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She did just go full thug mode...
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