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      03-06-2020, 02:16 PM   #5721
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Eh, I’ll chime even though I’m married.

As a Ubahh driver I picked up some French chick in SoBe (South Beach) and drove her to a gay club. Was telling me that she’s drunk AF and wanted me to join her at the club. Seemed very mad after I declined but was thinking if I joined her, how many times would I’ve been hit on? She wasn’t gay, just mentioned that at gay clubs she has fun as she doesn’t get hit on.

Funny how that night, I got hit on by two males. Happens a few times a month.

Thinking about writing a book about my 2+ years of doing ride sharing in south Flo Rida.
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Are most of you actually looking for women 300+ miles away from you on these apps/sites?!

I always do 75 or so max. What's the point of doing 300? I'm not down for a long distance LTR. Obviously, I'd be open to some hot chick flying in to fuck, but that kind of awesome doesn't happen to me
Open your mind and drive a few miles, Grasshopper. They love it when you make the effort. Almost guaranteed lay. I met this Brazilian chick who could do this thing when...
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I wouldn't say my expectations are unrealistic, I just know what I want and probably wouldn't settle for much less. So in that case, it's probably my fault lol.
What are your must haves?
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DOS user here too!

I still laugh about this - I forget what happened to the computer, think it might have been something with the email not functioning or something like that, but my father asked somebody about it who told him to fix it, he had to go to DOS and type *.* and delete.

And he did. And everything was deleted. Everything. He was....frustrated.

Pretty funny as a kid though. We had to reinstall everything.
One of the most evil practical jokes around computers ever devised. I hope whoever decided to spread that as a joke is in the same Hell Cell as Jeff Epstein.
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Open your mind and drive a few miles, Grasshopper. They love it when you make the effort. Almost guaranteed lay. I met this Brazilian chick who could do this thing when...
Yea, I used to drive halfway or to them all the time for years. I'm still at this spot in life so I'll save my gas $ and time now. I learned that it did not yield any better results.

& back to 300 miles, drive 300 miles to meet some chick? hahahahahaha no.
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Yea, I used to drive halfway or to them all the time for years. I'm still at this spot in life so I'll save my gas $ and time now. I learned that it did not yield any better results.

& back to 300 miles, drive 300 miles to meet some chick? hahahahahaha no.
You may wanna rethink that...
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^Exactly. Now I'm really going to age myself. What about 8 tracks?


I was wondering how long that would take.


I have a 10 inch reel to reel in my stereo rack. I get some interesting guesses as to what it is.
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You may wanna rethink that...
Sure, when I start to pull the kind of trim I used to pull on the regular.

How far did you drive for that & was it worth it?
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I wouldn't say my expectations are unrealistic, I just know what I want and probably wouldn't settle for much less. So in that case, it's probably my fault lol.
What are your must haves?
I guess to rephrase I look at the bios as well along with preference and try to understand what type of a person they are before engaging in talking (IF they even match with me after I swipe right). I won't get into preferences in detail but I'd like someone who isn't a party person and into drinking all the time, a family oriented one would also be nice and not money hungry and into all that expensive ass shit to run my pockets dry.
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Sure, when I start to pull the kind of trim I used to pull on the regular.

How far did you drive for that & was it worth it?
About 350 for both.

Edit: 350 miles. Not Dollars!!!!!
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MS-DOS and 3.0 beeotch!!!

And Windows NT is STILL the best OS ever created!!

I'm not trying to do one of those one upmanship things.... just sharing a story.

I remember sitting in college lab working on DOS machines and talking about this guy that wanted to sell operating systems for a living..... boy did I get that one wrong.



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WAT IV Fortran. <Drops Mic>

I wrote a Fortran compiler as my college project.
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I guess to rephrase I look at the bios as well along with preference and try to understand what type of a person they are before engaging in talking (IF they even match with me after I swipe right). I won't get into preferences in detail but I'd like someone who isn't a party person and into drinking all the time, a family oriented one would also be nice and not money hungry and into all that expensive ass shit to run my pockets dry.
What does family oriented even mean anymore?

For example, my Grandparents raised me (they have been dead my whole adult life), I have 2 brothers that I never see (Not my choice) and my parents are both a POS so I have not spoken to em in many years. Does that make me a no go for family oriented? We cannot pick our blood.

I have a great group of long time close friends that I consider my family.

Not a gold digger & no party animal. Both reasonable & both things I also look for. You have to be leaving some major pieces out b/c those are not hard to find
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I'm not trying to do one of those one upmanship things.... just sharing a story.

I remember sitting in college lab working on DOS machines and talking about this guy that wanted to sell operating systems for a living..... boy did I get that one wrong.






I wrote a Fortran compiler as my college project.
We've all made those mistakes.

We used punch cards...
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You may wanna rethink that...
She should have left the feet out of the picture......

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About 350 for both.
More power to ya. I'm not down for that kind of trek.
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Sure, when I start to pull the kind of trim I used to pull on the regular.

How far did you drive for that & was it worth it?
About 350 for both.

Edit: 350 miles. Not Dollars!!!!!
You making me rethink it and pursuing it still lol.

Did you end up staying at her place? I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable spending the night the first time meeting if she wasn't down for it lol.
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You making me rethink it and pursuing it still lol.

Did you end up staying at her place? I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable spending the night the first time meeting if she wasn't down for it lol.
I dated each for about 4 months, separately.
I ALWAYS get hotel for the first weekend. ALWAYS.
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She should have left the feet out of the picture......

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I never got that far down!!
And at least they're not like these...
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I never got that far down!!
And at least they're not like these...
Ahhhh, come on MK. You're killing me.
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Ahhhh, come on MK. You're killing me.
Fine. But only because of .

If it were UncleWede they'd stay forever!!
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I dated each for about 4 months, separately.
I ALWAYS get hotel for the first weekend. ALWAYS.
Baller shit. I ain't gots da funds fo dis kind of shiznit, son!
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Fine. But only because of .

If it were UncleWede they'd stay forever!!
Thank you!
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