Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can/does a black albino still qualify as black?!?!

Only if he dates/marries Kim Kardashian.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Only if he dates/marries Kim Kardashian.

So....you're saying there's a chance??

[wshgrntd]

This is some cooning ass shit here..... wow maybe i am in the wrong forum......

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

So....you're saying there's a chance??

Always have faith, sir. Blacks have had it for years, it's gotten them through many a rough time.


Besides, Kim K could use a supercharger.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by wshgrntd

This is some cooning ass shit here..... wow maybe i am in the wrong forum......

Not sure if srs.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Always have faith, sir. Blacks have had it for years, it's gotten them through many a rough time.


Besides, Kim K could use a supercharger.

Every time she's pregnant - that ass and those feet are super(size)charged

[Mywifes335]

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If no one has mentioned it, "Verbooney" is the best signature.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

Fuck, im going take the hit, but I think I already did last summer fml.

You mean...you already banged Rebel Wilson?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

White guys can have them. Most times, their level of ghetto supersedes my tolerance.


I prefer women of ethnicities other than my own, anyway.

1. Does the fact that you prefer other races make you a "sellout" in the eyes of other Black people?

2. I've heard from a couple Black friends that Black women are a pain in the ass to date - one common theme is lack of trust and always assuming the man is cheating - is this true?

My experience with Latina women had been like that...the stalking and the trust issues. Very off-putting.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Verbiage

If no one has mentioned it, "Verbooney" is the best signature.

Thank you.
Regards,
Verbooney

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

1. Does the fact that you prefer other races make you a "sellout" in the eyes of other Black people?

2. I've heard from a couple Black friends that Black women are a pain in the ass to date - one common theme is lack of trust and always assuming the man is cheating - is this true?

My experience with Latina women had been like that...the stalking and the trust issues. Very off-putting.

1. It doesn't really make me a sellout to the men, but to the women....absolutely. For some reason, they absolutely hate seeing black men (let alone the cream of the crop, most attractive, such as myself) with Hispanics, whites, middle easterners, etc. Whatever. It's not my fault that I find the other races (especially Latinas) supremely attractive. It's just how the brain works. Different strokes (literally).


2. It's a give and take. There are some gems, but it doesn't take much to piss them off. Once they are pissed off, it's genuinely a point of no return and it doesn't really make sense to fight for the relationship anymore. I can speak from experience. My longest relationships have been with black girls, and they ended horribly. I've dated Indian/Hispanic girls since then (too many white girls smoke incessant amounts of weed, I'm not into that) and I've been good to go.


Regards,
Verbooney

[Mywifes335]

So Diary of a Mad Black Woman is like saying most Black women's diaries?

Jk. I've noticed this sense of limited patience as well.

I'm especially scared of black women with hyphenated last names.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'm especially scared of black women with hyphenated last names.

Yep. Excessive independence entitlement = negative.



Wait, unless you meant hyphenated from birth, and not because they wanted to keep their maiden names. Lol.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yep. Excessive independence entitlement = negative.



Wait, unless you meant hyphenated from birth, and not because they wanted to keep their maiden names. Lol.

The former. From birth they had no choice.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

The former. From birth they had no choice.

You know now that you mention it, I worked with a chick at my old job (not even in management, just a standard researcher) who made a huge fuss about people not using her last name properly. Literally went on a spiel about how she was born with two last names and it's not her choice to have them, but her name commands respect and people need to use both when using it, etc.


I was like bitch calm down you basic.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You mean...you already banged Rebel Wilson?

Guilty as charged. Or maybe it was her stunt double. Never been slapped by a tittie before, and boy I didn't like it.

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[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I was like bitch calm down you basic.

Hahahahahaha! This^

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

Guilty as charged. Or maybe it was her stunt double. Never been slapped by a tittie before, and boy I didn't like it.

It's like would she have big tits if she weren't fat?

It really sucks when a chick is fat and she doesn't have big huge funbags.