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      05-19-2024, 07:12 PM   #5611
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I knew an X-ray tech who had film of a fireplace poker.....
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I wish I could say I was surprised at the things people will shove up their ass.
A friends wife was an ER nurse many years ago. At Christmas time a tree would go up in the back office where they would decorate it with all the items they pulled from people's butts.
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A friends wife was an ER nurse many years ago. At Christmas time a tree would go up in the back office where they would decorate it with all the items they pulled from people's butts.
HO HO HO.....Outstanding.
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I actually put my foot on the scale at the dr office when my wife was getting weighed. My wife called me an idiot. She was right!


Edit: I showed this post to my lovely wife. She said she did not call me an idiot. She thought it was funny. So, maybe I am Genius Level.

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