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      02-13-2016, 08:25 PM   #5545
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and someone's nose
Now you are talking about my chronic sinus problem .
And I can tell you...It really sucks
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Now you are talking about my chronic sinus problem .
And I can tell you...It really sucks
From same thing?
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From same thing?
Probably from too much stress situations..
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      02-14-2016, 06:20 AM   #5549
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Happy Valentines Day guys. Now back to questions
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sex toys... yes or no? if yes, which... if no, why?

Happy VD
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sex toys... yes or no? if yes, which... if no, why?

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No, because that's gross.
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It's taking hold!
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Also how many times have any of you given bjs in bmws?
Never. In a BMW...
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Also how many times have any of you given bjs in bmws?
I'm a blow job virgin
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      02-14-2016, 10:15 AM   #5558
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Yes!
It's taking hold!
You're an inspiration to us all!

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I'm a blow job virgin
Part of me wants to think this is a joke, but the logical part says it's not.
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I'm a blow job virgin
Oh wow Sara ...Girl we are living in the year "2016"
Think your BF would not be happy with your statement..
I really wonder how this can be ?
But I really appreciate your honesty about this subject
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Think you need a lot of practice Sara about BJ's .

Here you go girl..

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Part of me wants to think this is a joke, but the logical part says it's not.
It was a joke.
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Lups spotted.

Credit to my life coach Axius

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It was a joke.
I really hope it for you Sara...
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Lups spotted.

Credit to my life coach Axius

I was there today with my mini.
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      02-14-2016, 12:21 PM   #5564
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I was there today with my mini.
Ohhh...She's really cute
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      02-14-2016, 12:40 PM   #5565
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Why do girls not like their boyfriend to watch porn?
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Why do girls not like their boyfriend to watch porn?
It comes down to two things, from what I have learned:
1. Insecurity. "What do you need that I cannot give you?" And "Why are they hotter then me?"
2. It creates unrealistic expectations about what women like, sexually. Most porn is all about the men - the primary consumers. The things that happen in porn are rarely geared toward female pleasure. Men are very visual and auditory. Women are more verbal and cerebral. (Vast generalization, but true.)

That said, many couples watch porn together and talk about it. That shared experience enriches sex lives. Getting off on porn with your gf? Good. Getting off on porn instead of your gf? Not so much.

(Should have let a girl answer first. Will be interested in their responses.)
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