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      03-03-2020, 10:36 AM   #5545
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Ima use it.

Trademark it bro lol.
and post the chicks comments how they react
No lie they probly like since it has some humor to it and confidence show just like FuriouslyFast stated. 100% agree
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No lie they probly like since it has some humor to it and confidence show just like FuriouslyFast stated. 100% agree
Or they will immediately unmatch hahaha
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Or they will immediately unmatch hahaha
Nothing is 100%. That just weeds out of the uptight clown for me
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Ima use it.

Trademark it bro lol.
You can't use it till you stop using "Ima"
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first chick was DTF on 1st date, i bet!
The second was too.....if you aren't a dinosaur.
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Confident, not cocky. Chicks dig confidence.
Chicks don't dig confidence, they just want someone who isn't a push over.

We, as men, have it all wrong. Women don't want a confident man, they want cocky, douchebags. Don't believe me? Ask any police officer who has worked a domestic assault case.
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that joke wont sit well with a chick, you might get a drink thrown at you lol
Could be. Or, she might offer me her leg with a wink and say "Let's see if it works."
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Could be. Or, she might offer me her leg with a wink and say "Let's see if it works."


she is a keeper if she does that lol


wait a minute..
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Chicks don't dig confidence, they just want someone who isn't a push over.

We, as men, have it all wrong. Women don't want a confident man, they want cocky, douchebags. Don't believe me? Ask any police officer who has worked a domestic assault case.
I'm doing it wrong then. I've never assaulted someone.
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I'm doing it wrong then. I've never assaulted someone.
You are most definitely doing it wrong.....I'm hoping that we are all doing wrong. I apologize. I shouldn't make light of domestic assault.
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Chicks don't dig confidence, they just want someone who isn't a push over.

We, as men, have it all wrong. Women don't want a confident man, they want cocky, douchebags. Don't believe me? Ask any police officer who has worked a domestic assault case.
You're suggesting that an abusive gaping asshole is the sort of man women want? I'm not buying that. There are some broken women with major emotional issues who might gravitate towards that sort of guy as a re-enactment of a familiar pattern, but that's not a high percentage of the general population.
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You're suggesting that an abusive gaping asshole is the sort of man women want? I'm not buying that. There are some broken women with major emotional issues who might gravitate towards that sort of guy as a re-enactment of a familiar pattern, but that's not a high percentage of the general population.
Again, my apologies. My time posting is limited, my sense of humor is dry and I made no indication that my post was meant in jest. No, I do not believe that women want to be abused. However; how many attractive women do you see that are with men that make you scratch your head????
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Again, my apologies. My time posting is limited, my sense of humor is dry and I made no indication that my post was meant in jest. No, I do not believe that women want to be abused. However; how many attractive women do you see that are with men that make you scratch your head????
Got it. All good.

True...and I also see some really sharp guys that stay with manipulative, bitchy, psychotic train-wreck women.
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Again, my apologies. My time posting is limited, my sense of humor is dry and I made no indication that my post was meant in jest. No, I do not believe that women want to be abused. However; how many attractive women do you see that are with men that make you scratch your head????
Now_Rudi isn't really like that. This thread has evolved a lot, and he is referencing old stuff that has been discussed in the past.

It was nothing serious and a lot of laughs had by all. Even our resident expert cmyx6go would vouch for him. He treats his woman probably better than any of us do our own.

He just doesn't get a chance to get on the boards like he used to which sucks.

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Now_Rudi isn't really like that. This thread has evolved a lot, and he is referencing old stuff that has been discussed in the past.

It was nothing serious and a lot of laughs had by all. Even our resident expert cmyx6go would vouch for him. He treats his woman probably better than any of us do our own.

He just doesn't get a chance to get on the boards like he used to which sucks.

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Now_Rudi has been a great contributor on many threads, and always of good spirit and positive intentions. Which is why that post was...puzzling. No offense taken.
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Ima use it.

Trademark it bro lol.
You can't use it till you stop using "Ima"
'Ima' use it with ppl here lol. Obviously a lot more professional with the ladies when matched
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You are most definitely doing it wrong.....I'm hoping that we are all doing wrong. I apologize. I shouldn't make light of domestic assault.
It's all good. Humor keeps us alive. We all know you're not actually advocating it.
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Now_Rudi isn't really like that. This thread has evolved a lot, and he is referencing old stuff that has been discussed in the past.

It was nothing serious and a lot of laughs had by all. Even our resident expert cmyx6go would vouch for him. He treats his woman probably better than any of us do our own.

He just doesn't get a chance to get on the boards like he used to which sucks.

We miss you man!!!
100% minus the part about cmy. Expert?
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'Ima' use it with ppl here lol. Obviously a lot more professional with the ladies when matched
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Now_Rudi isn't really like that. This thread has evolved a lot, and he is referencing old stuff that has been discussed in the past.

It was nothing serious and a lot of laughs had by all. Even our resident expert cmyx6go would vouch for him. He treats his woman probably better than any of us do our own.

He just doesn't get a chance to get on the boards like he used to which sucks.

We miss you man!!!
I appreciate your words good sir. I try my best to treat my lady just as I treat everyone - in the same manner that I myself would like to be treated. I can't expect anyone to respect me without first trying to understand those I encounter.

I do miss being more active here but my work load has increased exponentially...that and now that they have put Rudi in the corner the all seeing eye is upon me at all times. They literally put a camera on the opposite wall of my desk and took my cubicle away. Bastards. I can't really complain though, I'm paid well for my contributions. I still try to check in on occasion. The cool chick thread is definitely off limits for me now though.

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I appreciate your words good sir. I try my best to treat my lady just as I treat everyone - in the same manner that I myself would like to be treated. I can't expect anyone to respect me without first trying to understand those I encounter.

I do miss being more active here but my work load has increased exponentially...that and now that they have put Rudi in the corner the all seeing eye is upon me at all times. They literally put a camera on the opposite wall of my desk and took my cubicle away. Bastards. I can't really complain though, I'm paid well for my contributions. I still try to check in on occasion. The cool chick thread is definitely off limits for me now though.

Cheers all
The camera set-up smells like a really awful work environment. What do they seek to see with it? What rationale did they give for it?
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The camera set-up smells like a really awful work environment. What do they seek to see with it? What rationale did they give for it?
It's worse than you can imagine. It's a toxic environment literally and metaphorically. We bottle vinegar here and the acidic levels here can be insane. Being located in a rural southern town, the mentality of most of the employees is just as toxic.

Outlined in other threads here, some will remember; the "individual" that I share an office with is beyond intolerable. Cheats on her husband with other employees here, constantly spreading rumors about other employees, complete narcissist, etc. There is an entire thread here somewhere about her. I'm the Project Coordinator here and it was requested to have the cameras installed inside the office in order to either a.) catch extracurricular post office hour activities going on inside the office or b.) prevent/discourage said activities. End result, because of someone, who is close to 60 years old who still acts like a teenager, I am now under constant surveillance because I am forced to share an office with her due to office space constraints. Less than desirable environment, but the trade off is that I make decent money and I live less than 10 minutes away. Few employment opportunities offer complete satisfaction. I take the good with the bad. On the other hand, I do truly enjoy my position and what I do. Fact/science based logical thinking applied to capital expenditures is what I do. I make a pretty hard to argue approach when it comes spending our money on continuous improvement, people just suck sometimes.
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