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      03-03-2020, 09:27 AM   #5523
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first one, you replied twice with amazing lol
douchebag status, like u got interesting life

2nd one deserves a donkey punch
More interesting than that boring cunt
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Whats baffling me...the nearly identical intro with the time outside of meeting?
Has this platform pre-modulated speeches to use as intro for a chat?
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More interesting than that boring cunt


first chick was DTF on 1st date, i bet!
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      03-03-2020, 09:31 AM   #5526
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The second one.


The first one I think you were a bit harsh. I understand where you are coming from, but you had that one won over from the start with the snarky intro. Shes doing nothing, AKA waiting for you to come over and show her a good time. I also find most people (including myself) have very little "material" to say to someone they've never met, since they have zero knowledge about their personality. Most who know me in person would say I'm funny, but that's because I develop a deeper understanding of what they like and what makes them laugh. The first thing I say to someone I know nothing about is usually just garbage.

There's a lady at one of the buildings I frequent for work who is a receptionist. Our first meeting she probably thought I was quiet, polite, etc. I got to know her a bit, and now I literally make her laugh every time I come in with witty one liners.
I use humor a lot too. Helps both people relax into the date and not be so guarded. I usually break the ice with my joke about how you make a dog stop humping your leg, and go from there.
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first chick was DTF on 1st date, i bet!
Well, if you saw her, you'd understand why. She was not a looker. Pass!
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Whats baffling me...the nearly identical intro with the time outside of meeting?
Has this platform pre-modulated speeches to use as intro for a chat?
That's just my go to intro created by yours truly. It works well. Nothing will work 100% of the time, obviously.
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break the ice with my joke about how you make a dog stop humping your leg,

Am I the only one that wants to hear the joke????
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The second one.


The first one I think you were a bit harsh. I understand where you are coming from, but you had that one won over from the start with the snarky intro. Shes doing nothing, AKA waiting for you to come over and show her a good time. I also find most people (including myself) have very little "material" to say to someone they've never met, since they have zero knowledge about their personality. Most who know me in person would say I'm funny, but that's because I develop a deeper understanding of what they like and what makes them laugh. The first thing I say to someone I know nothing about is usually just garbage.

There's a lady at one of the buildings I frequent for work who is a receptionist. Our first meeting she probably thought I was quiet, polite, etc. I got to know her a bit, and now I literally make her laugh every time I come in with witty one liners.
I use humor a lot too. Helps both people relax into the date and not be so guarded. I usually break the ice with my joke about how you make a dog stop humping your leg, and go from there.
So now you have to tell us the joke...
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So now you have to tell us the joke...
Q: How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.

Needless to say I do not use that as an ice breaker. Would probably be more like a deal breaker.
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I use humor a lot too. Helps both people relax into the date and not be so guarded. I usually break the ice with my joke about how you make a dog stop humping your leg, and go from there.
how do u stop a dog from humping your leg??




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how do u stop a dog from humping your leg??
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that joke wont sit well with a chick, you might get a drink thrown at you lol
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that joke wont sit well with a chick, you might get a drink thrown at you lol
The best jokes have a moral, or a lesson, embedded in them. The moral of this one is, don't pick a solution that's worse than the problem.
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Speaking of jokes...

"So, this guy is stuck on a island with Hillary Clinton and a German Shepard..."


If anyone knows the end of this joke, please fill it in. A group of 8 guys were on their annual golf trip in the front cabin and having a good old time. They included everyone in on the fun but, of course, there was one sourpuss in the cabin. After a couple of near-ribald jokes, the aforementioned joke line starts and the sourpuss, a woman, stands up and says, "Enough! I can't take anymore of this stupid, guy-humor!!! I just want to enjoy the flight!!" The entire cabin goes silent and the F/A gives us all a baleful look. After a beat I say, sotto voce, "But I want to hear the end of the joke". The entire cabin starts laughing but for the harpy and we eventually settle down.

So...if anyone knows the rest of this joke, I'd appreciate hearing the end.
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Speaking of jokes...

"So, this guy is stuck on a island with Hillary Clinton and a German Shepard..."


If anyone knows the end of this joke, please fill it in. A group of 8 guys were on their annual golf trip in the front cabin and having a good old time. They included everyone in on the fun but, of course, there was one sourpuss in the cabin. After a couple of near-ribald jokes, the aforementioned joke line starts and the sourpuss, a woman, stands up and says, "Enough! I can't take anymore of this stupid, guy-humor!!! I just want to enjoy the flight!!" The entire cabin goes silent and the F/A gives us all a baleful look. After a beat I say, sotto voce, "But I want to hear the end of the joke". The entire cabin starts laughing but for the harpy and we eventually settle down.

So...if anyone knows the rest of this joke, I'd appreciate hearing the end.
That's a set-up with rich possibilities. I hope someone comes through for us.
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That's a set-up with rich possibilities. I hope someone comes through for us.
Me too. It's been years since I though of it but your joke prompted my memory.
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"Hi, so tell me about your exciting plans for the week outside of meeting me"
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"Hi, so tell me about your exciting plans for the week outside of meeting me"
I kinda like that. Playful, just a little cocky.
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I kinda like that. Playful, just a little cocky.
Hate it lol, cringe worthy.
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I kinda like that. Playful, just a little cocky.
Confident, not cocky. Chicks dig confidence.
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I kinda like that. Playful, just a little cocky.
Confident, not cocky. Chicks dig confidence.
Ima use it.

Trademark it bro lol.
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Ima use it.

Trademark it bro lol.
and post the chicks comments how they react
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