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      04-10-2024, 03:20 AM   #5171
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This whole down under thing with Australia is just a bunch of Crocodile Dundee. It's a great slogan for the country, but it's not even close to accurate.

The distance from the Equator to the Southernmost part of Australia counting Tasmania is less than 3000 miles. That's the same distance South of the equator as the Northern boarder of California is North of the equator. Almost all of Canada lies further from the Equator than all of Australia.

Australia is not "Down Under". It's more like off to the side.

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And this folks, is how babies are made. A two second burst, nine months of misery and a lifetime of headaches. YMMV...

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yeah, but what a WONDERFUL 2 seconds it was
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And this folks, is how babies are made. A two second burst, nine months of misery and a lifetime of headaches. YMMV...

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That’s not true! Some women enjoy parts of their pregnancy. Otherwise, yeah.
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That’s not true! Some women enjoy parts of their pregnancy. Otherwise, yeah.
YMMV...

"YMMV stands for "your mileage may (or might) vary." This acronym is frequently used to refer to the differences between people's experiences, preferences, or locations."
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YMMV...


"YMMV stands for "your mileage may (or might) vary." This acronym is frequently used to refer to the differences between people's experiences, preferences, or locations."
Oh! I always thought that was ‘youthful men may vacillate’

Memes make more sense now.
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Ms. Jane, that is not how babies are made.

My mileage varies. The 9 months didn't hurt at all.

Raising kids has it's headache moments but I would absolutely do it all over again. I can certainly see why it's not for everybody.
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Violin ? You mean the "cuica" (Brazil - Bossa Nova friction drum) ?

Double entendre: try to keep a straight face during this technical explanation ("If I grab the stick a little more firmly, I can get a little crankier sound, a little lower pitch. And if I rub the stick and press in on the head, I'm getting harmonics and pitch changes. Depending on how you press the head and where your finger is and all these little details, you can get lots of vocabulary, lots of variety out of the cuica.")

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