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Turkish Pickle · 06-28-2018, 11:37 PM

Well I feel like I'm talking to myself but whatever; tomorrow is my last day of my internship and one of my last days in the suburbs. tonight was with the boys and was good, tomorrow with the girl from the post above, saturday boat trip by the big boss and sunday im leaving for turkland...

a month passed by very quickly but has been very well laid out for sure - car meets are actually very fun to be a part of

Dang3r · 06-29-2018, 02:57 AM

WTH are you doing into Turkland?

As soldier I was several times there beginning from Desert Shield, meanwhile I wouldnt step with just a toe inside it...

upstatedoc · 07-04-2018, 04:49 PM

Actually watching the Nathan's hot dog eating championship.

bimmette · 07-05-2018, 03:27 PM

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Some asshole hit my car today while parked and took off

Scumbag. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his or her crotch and may the arms be too short to scratch.

Haha thanks!

Turkish Pickle · 07-06-2018, 12:50 AM

I realized I want a house with a connected garage just so I don't have to put on clothes before going out to grab something...

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2018, 12:52 AM

You dont have to, neighbors get used to it

UncleWede · 07-06-2018, 09:53 AM

^Fences make great neighbors

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

I realized I want a house with a connected garage just so I don't have to put on clothes before going out to grab something...

Naturist ?

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 10:36 AM

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Naturist ?

Aren't we all?

The number of times that I strip down in my garage, after doing yard work or anything else that gets me nasty and I don't want to track the mess in the house, is directly proportionate to the number of times I catch my elderly female neighbor coincidentally walking her dog. This old broad has seen me unclothed more often than not.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 10:43 AM

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Aren't we all?

The number of times that I strip down in my garage, after doing yard work or anything else that gets me nasty and I don't want to track the mess in the house, is directly proportionate to the number of times I catch my elderly female neighbor coincidentally walking her dog. This old broad has seen me unclothed more often than not.

Yeah .I can strip in my yarden .

Azn Ninja · 07-06-2018, 10:43 AM

Just reading up on this thread.. Im having a blast reading this.. especially the comment above! ^ good read!

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 10:46 AM

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Just reading up on this thread.. Im having a blast reading this.. especially the comment above! ^ good read!

Welcome in the Twilight Zone !

Advice : Watch your ass in here...

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 10:50 AM

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Yeah .I can strip in my yarden .

My house is at the end of a cul-de-sac and I'm the youngest person on the street. My neighbors wife has developed radar (or more accurately she waits to hear power tools/lawnmower cease) then suddenly appears walking her dog as my garage door is lowering and I'm peeling off clothing. Her timing has become impeccable in the past 4 years.

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Welcome in the Twilight Zone !

Advice : Watch your ass in here...

It's always more enjoyable to watch others asses.....I wouldn't do that in here though.....too many dudes.....not that there is anything wrong with that....

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

My house is at the end of a cul-de-sac and I'm the youngest person on the street. My neighbors wife has developed radar (or more accurately she waits to hear power tools/lawnmower cease) then suddenly appears walking her dog as my garage door is lowering and I'm peeling off clothing. Her timing has become impeccable in the past 4 years.

I would show my dick .

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 10:58 AM

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It's always more enjoyable to watch others asses.....I wouldn't do that in here though.....too many dudes.....not that there is anything wrong with that....

My friend I understand your situation perfectly . Honestly I hate dudes asses 2 !

And that's why we have the cool chick pic thread

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

My house is at the end of a cul-de-sac and I'm the youngest person on the street. My neighbors wife has developed radar (or more accurately she waits to hear power tools/lawnmower cease) then suddenly appears walking her dog as my garage door is lowering and I'm peeling off clothing. Her timing has become impeccable in the past 4 years.

I would show my dick .

It's nothing to see. She would need her bi-focals, binoculars....and a microscope attached to see it from her yard.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 11:00 AM

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It's nothing to see. She would need her bi-focals, binoculars....and a microscope attached to see it from her yard.

Watch out for zoom-cams my friend !

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 11:03 AM

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It's nothing to see. She would need her bi-focals, binoculars....and a microscope attached to see it from her yard.

Watch out for zoom-cams my friend !

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

UncleWede · 07-06-2018, 11:05 AM

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I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

So, the curtains do NOT match the carpet???

Heading back over to the man grooming thread with more ideas - smh

///M Power-Belgium · 07-06-2018, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

I see your situation ...

I was only 13 when I made my first porn movie.
The cam was pretty bad (HD was not there) But the sex was outstanding ! And the wood was really hard .

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

So, the curtains do NOT match the carpet???

Heading back over to the man grooming thread with more ideas - smh

Nah man, I'm just kidding. there is no way I could keep my head shaved and have a forest down there.

06-28-2018, 11:37 PM	#51547
Turkish Pickle Banned 3056 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	Well I feel like I'm talking to myself but whatever; tomorrow is my last day of my internship and one of my last days in the suburbs. tonight was with the boys and was good, tomorrow with the girl from the post above, saturday boat trip by the big boss and sunday im leaving for turkland... a month passed by very quickly but has been very well laid out for sure - car meets are actually very fun to be a part of
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