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      12-10-2017, 09:22 AM   #51305
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      12-12-2017, 11:36 AM   #51307
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
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      12-12-2017, 01:35 PM   #51308
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
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      12-12-2017, 02:09 PM   #51309
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
It was left there by your coworker. A Mr. B. Cosby. Let me know how that goes (in you).

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DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
Mr. Cosby will be there for you, shortly.
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      12-12-2017, 02:44 PM   #51310
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
We had a problem recently with people stealing other people's lunches and snacks from the refrigerator on our floor.

I taped a note to the fridge door that read:

"I've poisoned one thing in this refrigerator, good luck with that"

no more thefts

I hope that snickers isn't an Ex-Lax Snickers Bar, you'll know soon enough though
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      12-23-2017, 10:54 AM   #51311
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      12-23-2017, 11:11 AM   #51313
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Whoa boy, onto my list there is an additional box to tick "a life without 3 series dumbasses" Nevermind^^
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      12-23-2017, 11:23 AM   #51314
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      12-25-2017, 01:16 PM   #51315
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      12-25-2017, 01:21 PM   #51316
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      12-25-2017, 07:00 PM   #51317
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      12-25-2017, 07:16 PM   #51318
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      12-26-2017, 05:57 PM   #51321
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      12-27-2017, 01:30 PM   #51322
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      12-28-2017, 05:56 PM   #51323
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      12-28-2017, 06:26 PM   #51324
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      12-28-2017, 07:08 PM   #51325
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