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      11-09-2017, 11:42 AM   #51063
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Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
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Seriously though, that's great. That's something I admire. I dont know a soul on earth, besides one person, who can put up with my ass 14+ years.
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You'll find your professional plumber one day (someone that lays the pipe better than anyone else)....then you'll want em for 14+ years. lol.
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You'll find your professional plumber one day (someone that lays the pipe better than anyone else)....then you'll want em for 14+ years. lol.
Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
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If guys didn't like ass that much, humanity would have been extinct long ago.

Its not like women hate it.

wife "Baby, can you make me blind and my toes tingle?"
me "roger that" *gets naked*
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Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
Butts are like boobs 2.0.
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      11-09-2017, 12:10 PM   #51068
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Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
Thank God !
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Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
I would love to bang once an Asian . I heard they love to ride on top ?
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Butts are like boobs 2.0.
You have sexual knowledge my friend !
You see it right . Butts&Boobs have actually the same shape . It's 2 x 00
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Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
Look sweetheart I'm not a plumber and I know it !...It's all about our male imagination !
If we see a beautiful ass , all we can imagine is the bent over position .
At least for a healthy man , the bent over shows everything in one picture while it happens in sex..

For example...
The pic shows from left to the right *Candice Swanepoel* and I can see only the right side !
And Sara you know why this is ?
Please read my post again...
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      11-09-2017, 12:35 PM   #51072
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I would love to bang once an Asian . I heard they love to ride on top ?
Never loses shape, always smells and taste nice. 10 min after a poundaged its ready to go again. lol.
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Never loses shape, always smells and taste nice. 10 min after a poundaged its ready to go again. lol.
Awesome !
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Look sweetheart I'm not a plumber and I know it !...It's all about our male imagination !
If we see a beautiful ass , all we can imagine is the bent over position .
At least for a healthy man , the bent over shows everything in one picture while it happens in sex..

For example...
The pic shows from left to the right *Candice Swanepoel* and I can see only the right side !
And Sara you know why this is ?
Please read my post again...
Swiggity swooty.
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      11-09-2017, 12:43 PM   #51075
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Swiggity swooty.
YES !
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      11-09-2017, 12:46 PM   #51076
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M power, spend much time in Amsterdam? Haven't been since 2008 for Cannabis Cup. One of my favorite cities to visit.
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      11-09-2017, 12:52 PM   #51077
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M power, spend much time in Amsterdam? Haven't been since 2008 for Cannabis Cup. One of my favorite cities to visit.
I've never been in Amsterdam . If I have the time with my work , in summer I prefer to drive with my car through the Belgian Ardennes .
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I think it's more insane that someone actually gives you any responsibilities, especially adult responsibilities...
You sound like a follower too . I would make you my slave my friend !
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Gotta go one day man. I'd live there if I ever moved to Europe. Kinda hard to move away from Denver though. Ski season approaches.
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Your dude needs a diet .
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      11-09-2017, 01:45 PM   #51081
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Look sweetheart I'm not a plumber and I know it !...It's all about our male imagination !
If we see a beautiful ass , all we can imagine is the bent over position .
At least for a healthy man , the bent over shows everything in one picture while it happens in sex..

For example...
The pic shows from left to the right *Candice Swanepoel* and I can see only the right side !
And Sara you know why this is ?
Please read my post again...
No, Im not talking about it bent over. I get it. It LOOKS great from that angle. It's the wanting to lick it. Like WTF are you doing???!! Stop!
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No, Im not talking about it bent over. I get it. It LOOKS great from that angle. It's the wanting to lick it. Like WTF are you doing???!! Stop!
I see Sara , you mean licking the asshole .
I agree .I find it disgusting ..
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      11-09-2017, 01:59 PM   #51083
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I see Sara , you mean licking the asshole .
I agree .I find it disgusting ..
It ruins the mood. Whoever thought that it was sexy and started that trend needs to be severely punished. Shit is nasty (pun intended ) Moral of the story dont lick my butt. It makes such an attractive guy, unattractive.
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I like to keep my ass dry as well.
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