What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I guess I always say it with a hard e...at least based on your example.

Am I the next fool or am I safe?

btw...on the topic of mental health, guns, and the above post....someone take his guns away!

OK, that's ONE person I can scratch of "The List"

This one cop always says it soft e. I've never corrected him, just tried to lead by example. It's beginning to grate on the nerves, but he gets to open carry, so . . .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.

Alone the word mother , gives me already headache !

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.

Didn't know you as the Grinch. Apparently I need to adjust my impression of who you are...

And...too easy...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Alone the word mother , gives me already headache !

Let's trade. You take mine, I'll take yours!

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Didn't know you as the Grinch. Apparently I need to adjust my impression of who you are...

And...too easy...

This one is an emergency.

Too easy you say?

That works against me but just take my mom.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Let's trade. You take mine, I'll take yours!

Anna that's a deal in a heart beat !

I truly hope you have a sea of time...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Anna that's a deal in a heart beat !

I truly hope you have a sea of time...

You don't even have to send me the shipping info. I'll drive there in 24h for the swap.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

You don't even have to send me the shipping info. I'll drive there in 24h for the swap.

Ouhhh...Finally relief ! I'll pay you the gas expenses and new tires as well !

Here the latest Anna ..
My mother wants to date with a new man , half her age !
I'm half her age too ? And I'm only child !
And guess what ?

He's American !

My my poor dad RIP !

Do you still want her ? Are you sure ?

Note : The above is NO joke !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ouhhh...Finally relief ! I'll pay you the gas expenses and new tires as well !

Here the latest Anna ..
My mother wants to date with a new man , half her age !
I'm half her age too ? And I'm only child !
And guess what ?

He's American !

My my poor dad RIP !

Do you still want her ? Are you sure ?

Note : The above is NO joke !

Oh fuck yes. Hands down trading!

So tomorrow? No need to pay for anything, i have boobs.

My mother (also a widow) is a rich bitch who enjoys manipulating people. As a character description I provide this: I refuse to spend any time in the same room with her (check out uncle wades hospice thread) and she is not allowed near my kids if not with an other trusted adult in the same room.

I'm telling you man. She is good enough that my husband who has lived through about 14 years of this shit questioned my reasoning about her for a free house. His words were " yeah why not let her spend a little?".

I told the spouse he can let her buy him what ever he wants but that I'm out. I don't want her money, her, him if he takes one step to that direction.

So if your mom has a hot dude lined up, fuck it and let's trade.

[Bups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?

C5 has multiple personality disorder.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Bups

C5 has multiple personality disorder.

Admission is the first step to the road to recovery!

Well done!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Admission is the first step to the road to recovery!

Well done!

I loved Alex to bits so i can't even agree with this but since he tolerated me, there was something wrong with him for sure.

[1MOREMOD]

Agreed

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Bups

C5 has multiple personality disorder.

Who said that ? And how do you know that ?

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?

Or you can buy a used 996 for $17k and tell people you come from money, your dad bought it brand new.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

Or you can buy a used 996 for $17k and tell people you come from money, your dad bought it brand new.

I know . He bought a Cayman GT4 , first he wanted to order the car in speed yellow . But he changed his mind because he thought in yellow it was too flashy..And finally he ordered a red one .
So actually the GT4 is brand new . He wanted to keep the ///M6 as well , but his Vette was for sale at that moment.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I loved Alex to bits so i can't even agree with this but since he tolerated me, there was something wrong with him for sure.

Yes Anna , C5 his feet looked huge . For a moment I thought that he could walk on water .

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?

I meant you can be a poor bastard like us and still own a Porsche.
Bitches dont know it's a $18k used 996.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

I meant you can be a poor bastard like us and still own a Porsche.
Bitches dont know it's a $18k used 996.

Yes my friend . Like I said I know . I'm not 100% sure , but I think C5 is an Asian with huge feet .
Of course I have nothing against Asians , because I work in a Japanese company where I have insane responsibility .
But I noticed over the years they are kinda special , let me tell you that I am followed for the moment by 2 Japanese dudes till the end of the year .
They want to learn from me . I said sure why not ,come with me and follow me

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh fuck yes. Hands down trading!

So tomorrow? No need to pay for anything, i have boobs.

My mother (also a widow) is a rich bitch who enjoys manipulating people. As a character description I provide this: I refuse to spend any time in the same room with her (check out uncle wades hospice thread) and she is not allowed near my kids if not with an other trusted adult in the same room.

I'm telling you man. She is good enough that my husband who has lived through about 14 years of this shit questioned my reasoning about her for a free house. His words were " yeah why not let her spend a little?".

I told the spouse he can let her buy him what ever he wants but that I'm out. I don't want her money, her, him if he takes one step to that direction.

So if your mom has a hot dude lined up, fuck it and let's trade.

Anna I know you have big boobs , green eyes and you're a true blonde...

Yeah I have to admit , your situation sounds complicated for sure !
I can hear your mom has balls , that's why you have balls as well ..

My mom just left my house 15 min. ago . She was here for talk about the young American loverboy..
Clarifying my mom is 76 ! And the American loverboy is 37 , just like I am !
My biggest mistake was that I bought a HP laptop for my moms anniversary . What next came was Facebook and the loverboy ! She showed me the American dude and for the moment he works on the FJORD as an engineer .
But his boss is actually ConocoPhillips and most of the time he's on the seas and also in Canada .

She said she's in love and she invited the American loverboy in her house !
Of course he replied my mom and he said I come ASAP to you in Belgium .
I just had serious dicussions with my mom about this crazy situation , while she said what's wrong with that ?!?!
I'm pretty sure the American is bat shit crazy , you see me dating with a woman from 76 ?
Honestly last night I slept pretty bad from the wole BS !

Ohhhh...Christ , what can I do ?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yes my friend . Like I said I know . I'm not 100% sure , but I think C5 is an Asian with huge feet .
Of course I have nothing against Asians , because I work in a Japanese company where I have insane responsibility .
But I noticed over the years they are kinda special , let me tell you that I am followed for the moment by 2 Japanese dudes till the end of the year .
They want to learn from me . I said sure why not ,come with me and follow me

Did anyone else read the bold and think it sounded like Trump? I actually mentally switched into his voice part way through. Or am I the only one?

BTW - who are these Japanese dudes / do they have any prior experience or are they students?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Anna I know you have big boobs , green eyes and you're a true blonde...

Yeah I have to admit , your situation sounds complicated for sure !
I can hear your mom has balls , that's why you have balls as well ..

My mom just left my house 15 min. ago . She was here for talk about the young American loverboy..
Clarifying my mom is 76 ! And the American loverboy is 37 , just like I am !
My biggest mistake was that I bought a HP laptop for my moms anniversary . What next came was Facebook and the loverboy ! She showed me the American dude and for the moment he works on the FJORD as an engineer .
But his boss is actually ConocoPhillips and most of the time he's on the seas and also in Canada .

She said she's in love and she invited the American loverboy in her house !
Of course he replied my mom and he said I come ASAP to you in Belgium .
I just had serious dicussions with my mom about this crazy situation , while she said what's wrong with that ?!?!
I'm pretty sure the American is bat shit crazy , you see me dating with a woman from 76 ?
Honestly last night I slept pretty bad from the wole BS !

Ohhhh...Christ , what can I do ?

Well, 37 goes into 76 a lot more than say 76 into 76...so there is that to consider. Sleep well tonight with that in mind!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well, 37 goes into 76 a lot more than say 76 into 76...so there is that to consider. Sleep well tonight with that in mind!

That sounds disgusting ! Sex maniac !