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      11-02-2017, 01:22 PM   #50975
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The category is: Shopping
I'll go with category: Coupled

Subcategory: now split-up and coming here for a shot of leg-humping self esteem before moving on to the next guy
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      11-02-2017, 01:35 PM   #50977
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I'm not so sure about that...something tells me fishing comes before shopping. Shopping becomes more feasible once you have...provided ...for yourself.
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      11-02-2017, 01:41 PM   #50978
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I'm not so sure about that...something tells me fishing comes before shopping. Shopping becomes more feasible once you have...provided ...for yourself.
Shopping for new arm "accessories"

Although fishing is equally applicable

Man, did I just compromise with a Canadian??? Dogs and Cats, sleeping together.
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Shopping for new arm "accessories"

Although fishing is equally applicable

Man, did I just compromise with a Canadian??? Dogs and Cats, sleeping together.
I can live with that...we're of the same mindset.
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I can live with that...we're of the same mindset.
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      11-06-2017, 11:23 AM   #50982
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A ban is just a tool. It's the person who wields said ban hammer that makes/breaks the board.
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      11-06-2017, 11:32 AM   #50983
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Sweetheart , I really missed you ...

Where are you ?
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      11-06-2017, 12:48 PM   #50984
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Just flew home yesterday. Spent the weekend up north in Maryland. I wish I would have looked at the weather lol
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Some even have complex issues and rely on the buddy system much like Kindergarten.
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Just flew home yesterday. Spent the weekend up north in Maryland. I wish I would have looked at the weather lol
Awesome ! And how are you ?
Still single ?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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ct scan at 2pm, possible surgery on friday. one of the stone is 8mm
thanks to my mom side of the family. its hereditary
2 to 3 liters of water per day has been my goal.
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Best wishes goes to you my man, u got it?
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I wish you a speedy recovery !
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      11-07-2017, 12:16 PM   #50993
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That's what I love about you.

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That's what I love about you.

You don't mess around.
Always straight to the gap my friend !
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Meet him in personal and he'll proll give you a handy over some brunch.
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