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      07-03-2017, 06:29 PM   #50403
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1.30 am here, i just got back from a nearby lake from a swim and i have a great book to read! Life is great.
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Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
Who was that? Long Dong Silver?
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I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.
Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
Sounds more manageable. Can I be next in line?
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      07-04-2017, 11:37 AM   #50408
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Sounds more manageable. Can I be next in line?
Sure!

We've had a horrible week here!

First my son tried flying, hurt his shoulder, he almost bled to death and needed emergency surgery for his shoulder which was almost torn away completely, he was on max pain meds for almost a day. he was so badly hurt we missed the guns and roses concert.

I'm no doctor, but i diagnosed a drop of blood, a minor scratch, and maybe a light bruise one could cover with a quarter. We see the life ending accident a bit differently.

Anyway, last night, the same little man was a victim of an abusive parent. I came home well before 3 am, but thank coffee i made it back then. The little dude woke up, went to the fridge, and couldn't reach a milk carton. He came to me in tears, and told me he has reason to believe he is being abused, and he is at risk of dying of thirst.

Happy fourth Lib, this is the shit you too will soon receive!



And i totally understand the milk complaint. That was pretty fucking cruel.
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      07-04-2017, 12:33 PM   #50409
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I never had sexual relations with a Waffle!
Anna , Belgian waffles are the best !
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Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
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Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
I'm sure she can take a lot my friend .
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Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
Lol, this was a story from my team cruise, i didn't touch the guy! I did make half a team blush, but all is for good fun when you really, really hate your team mates.

I can elaborate if you want!
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I'm sure she can take a lot my friend .
Aww, i would have to google a penis to remember what they look like. I'm using the best possible birth control method ever invented: A baby fever.
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Lol, this was a story from my team cruise, i didn't touch the guy! I did make half a team blush, but all is for good fun when you really, really hate your team mates.

I can elaborate if you want!
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Good call, nothing ever goes wrong when 20 young girls go on a 20hour cruise together.
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      07-04-2017, 01:41 PM   #50416
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Aww, i would have to google a penis to remember what they look like. I'm using the best possible birth control method ever invented: A baby fever.
Really ?
To give you an idea Anna, I can show you my underpants ..
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Really ?
To give you an idea Anna, I can show you my underpants ..
I'm a finn, we don't use that shit here!

You potato stealing vandals go right ahead and stuff yours with tulips!
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Sounds more manageable. Can I be next in line?
Sure!

We've had a horrible week here!

First my son tried flying, hurt his shoulder, he almost bled to death and needed emergency surgery for his shoulder which was almost torn away completely, he was on max pain meds for almost a day. he was so badly hurt we missed the guns and roses concert.

I'm no doctor, but i diagnosed a drop of blood, a minor scratch, and maybe a light bruise one could cover with a quarter. We see the life ending accident a bit differently.

Anyway, last night, the same little man was a victim of an abusive parent. I came home well before 3 am, but thank coffee i made it back then. The little dude woke up, went to the fridge, and couldn't reach a milk carton. He came to me in tears, and told me he has reason to believe he is being abused, and he is at risk of dying of thirst.

Happy fourth Lib, this is the shit you too will soon receive!



And i totally understand the milk complaint. That was pretty fucking cruel.
Happy 4th Anna, don't worry, I'm already in the thick of this shit. Having to sit in the blue chair instead of the red one is a tragedy that causes more pain than your son's shoulder.

We're on the second gallon of milk today... I know better than to keep that shit out of reach.
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Happy 4th Anna, don't worry, I'm already in the thick of this shit. Having to sit in the blue chair instead of the red one is a tragedy that causes more pain than your son's shoulder.

We're on the second gallon of milk today... I know better than to keep that shit out of reach.
Lol, i kind of like the way your boys drink!

My son got an extra 30 minutes (on top of the usual five ) because angry birds took away his pain. I'm the most pathetic patient in the history of the world, i just thought my kids would be better!

Bleeding to death, one drop of blood...
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Sounds like your boy was being very (American) patriotic for the 4th
Red - blood
White - milk
Blue - lack of oxygen after bleeding out

Give him a high-5 for me, but not on the sore shoulder.
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